A Yoruba Man was sitting with an Ibo man and a Hausa man in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden the police entered and arrested them. They

were initially given a death sentence but, as it was a national holiday, the sheikh decided they should be released after each receiving 20


lashes of the whip. As they were


preparing for their punishment, the sheikh said, "It's my first wife's birthday today and she asked me to allow each of you one wish


before your whipping, but you cannot wish not to be whipped!"


The Hausa man thought for a second then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back before whipping." This was done but the pillow


lasted 10 lashes.

The Ibo man saw this and said: "Please tie two pillows to my back before whipping." This was done and lasted for the whole 20 lashes.

The Yoruba Man saw this, but before he could make his wish, the sheikh said: "As you share the same ethnicity with the president of your country, you are permitted to have two wishes!"

The Yoruba Man thought for a second, then said: "Thank you, most royal and merciful highness. My first wish is to receive 100 lashes


with the strongest, toughest whip available." "If you so desire," the sheikh replied with a questioning look on his face, "and your second


wish?" "Tie the Ibo man to my back."

msusman, ka na hauka wallahi

na hausaman dem tie for em back

hohohoho

what pattern of laugh is this

;d

:d

kai
me walahi like am por za jawk

more filis

Poor Ibo Man

bery stufit guy i tel u.

zat guy is a shame on cbase

kwarai da gaskiya

ai me dey speak am por gaskiya

ba wasa

kakakakakaka

@topic, hehehe lafin my ballz out, kukukekeke

your ballz no got lips how he fit go laugh. If toto laugh, I dey believe cause got lips

@by.dot
If ur ballz come off, u go become girlie-pants. So no laugh so hard.

@MC Usman
hahahahaha

Na cuz' this joke tap die

MC Usman:



The Yoruba Man thought for a second, then said: "Thank you, most royal and merciful highness. My first wish is to receive 100 lashes


with the strongest, toughest whip available." "If you so desire," the sheikh replied with a questioning look on his face, "and your second


wish?" "Tie the Ibo man to my back."

i just shat in my pants laughing!!!
now i'll have to feel like i stink all thru da day!

oya come collect tissue

Ahahahahah! Tissue no fit wipe his yansh nna. He needs pawpaw leaf

@ Gabri
ike gi eba ahu, na ma go take pawpaw leaf clean nyash?

u know the kain tissue wey i dey use clean nyash? it's perfumed tissue, made by Dior.

Walau eh! U be royal highness for hia? Even princesa, the Princess of Bushland go use sand paper to wipe her ynash nna

hehehe, why u dey claim levels self

gabrywyl:

Walau eh! U be royal highness for hia? Even princesa, the Princess of Bushland go use sand paper to wipe her ynash nna

by.dot:

hehehe, why u dey claim levels self

u should know when one is joking!

gabrywyl whispers in walttt's ear >>> by.dot is married to princesa nna. He be her 58th husband     

why doing this to me dear?

Kpele Oo, ok, I will stop this instant and give my most serious face. Hia my serious face


is that ok darling?

oh noo!!!

wetin happen?

Gabby, u are making ur presence felt in Jokes section

gabrywyl:

gabrywyl whispers in walttt's ear >>> by.dot is married to princesa nna. He be her 58th husband

really?! now u've confirmed what i read on wikipedia!

hmmm