As A Youth, Which Of These Are You Guilty Of In The Church

1. When the pastor starts preaching against fornication and promiscuity and you are guilty of it, discomfort overwhelms you

2. Virtually everybody in the church are singing a particular song and you don't know it, you start wishing the song could quickly come to an end

3. When the pastor starts preaching against having a girl friend/boyfriend, you start feeling uncomfortable especially when your crush is present in the church, and you are like " this pastor just wan spoil my show sha "

4. When the lady you wish to date is present in the church and the pastor start advising the young ladies not to open their legs for any dude until after marriage, inwardly, you are like "wetin dey worry dis pastor now"

5. When the pastor start preaching against examination malpractice and you are guilty of it, you start feeling uncomfortable

6. When your sunday school teacher starts calling out names for opinion and suggestions, you start feeling a bit nervous because your name might be called

7. After standing tiredlessly and praying for hours, immediately the pastor says " In Jesus name we have prayed" you are so happy that the prayer has come to an end, only for the pastor to continue the prayer

8. Staring at a guy/lady and you got carried away, only for you to forget the prayer point

9. Your pastor calls a Bible verse and within 5 seconds, you start asking the person sitting next to you

10. The pastors are laying hands on people and you are watching them while they fall under anointing, but you are a bit nervous because you might also fall

None.

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No 3. So on point

hehehe guilty of 2,6,7 & 9

Hmmm.
Dat fornication part tho...

ERCROSS:
Hmmm.
Dat fornication part tho...

omo d tin dey fall guys hand oooo

2-happens to me like mad
6
7-dat tin dey tire me en, esp wen d pastor says its d last prayer point nd den he still adds anoda one

tosyne2much:
omo d tin dey fall guys hand oooo

No be small tin mehn..

no. 2

Tosyne2much, i jus sent u a mail. Thanks, am tobinco55

None. Op how old you dey? Na pikin dey do these things

Hmm

Dat no. 2

Alright....


What are the 10 things youths in mosque are guilty of ?............

I'm only guilty of this...
When the ushers gives me 3 envelopes, for offering, tithe & Thanksgiving.. And i don't have change in my wallet, i usually codedly drop the envelopes empty with beauriful dancing steps.. May God forgive me.

Then my pastor was like "turn your bible to the book of Malachi 1 vs 8.Will a man rob God ?Yet ye have robbed me.But ye say,Wherein have we robbed thee? IN TITHES AND OFFERINGS"


Deep inside me am like "keep robbing my Dadda and Momma,the thunder that would straighten ya is in the gym"




#proudlyatheist

1, 6 & 7

All join

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Woooo! Dat number 8 is so so on point 4 me o I go come convert am to speaking in tongues

1,7,2

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so true

Hmmm...this christian life no easy at all

What about when pastor call a bible passage & u can't locate it & u start looking at ur naigbour if he/she has open it mayb u could use that to locate urs or u possibly open a different chapter & pretend as if u are reading the exact one.Giuty of all xcept 5,6 & 10.

2, 6,7,9. U got me there.

When u re ready to ask the 10 things youths do in the shrine lemme know..