GOOD MORNING

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GOOD AFTERNOON

DAFUN

Mine is 'good morning seriously'... lol.

This is pure stealing of creativity (piracy) how can someone copy exactly a thread I created since 10 oct. https://www.nairaland.com/1947829/funny-ways-nigerian-responds-good-morning


MOD there is GOD OH! ! !.
niaraland jaga jaga

Chaii I still hate to greet,

I never greeted until d woman selling pepper reported me to my mum then chaii

From that day it was;
Good morning sir
-my son how are u
Goodmoring ma
-my boy how are u
Goodmorning bros
- how u dey
Goodmorning anty
-fineboy
Good morning bingo(I actually did this) the dog barked back

I didn't forget the pepper seller, I had to revenge
So I told her; goodmorning pepperseller
-how are.... Wait wetin u talk
(I don zoom from the scene)

Lordmykel:



with this grammar, i am certain you are a primary school pupil in france.

so "tinz like dis does not happen in france" is a blunder

datguru:
This one sucks, the sanctimonious ones will respond:

Me : Good morning!

Man: bless you

and me: God Morning...hw are you? Nigerian: we thank God! What the hell is that?

donbrowser:
The ones that wont respond nko? or the late responders.

is it something like this....me: Good morning....bros I say good morning oo....The fool: ehen sorry there's a lot of things on my mind sha.children wahala, mama own dey plus oga own join. E no easy abeg...ehen how are u?

ReVizz:
1. By nodding head like a Lizard that fell from up
without any
verbal reply.

2. The shy ones will show you the extent of their
blushing, by shining their unkept/incomplete teeth.

3. The bitter ones will grouchily reply: what is good
about the
morning?

4. The force one's will echo morn sir!.

5. The confidence people will go by , Good Morning, nice
to see
you/Good Morning, How are you?

6. Busy type will just say morning.

7. Sexy one will say Good Morning!" in a cheerful tone.

8.Notice
me people will respond in another
foreign/
local
language.
Add urs

some will say, same to you.

Me: *murmuring* who born you sir?

Reply: who born you too? Lollzz.

Yoruba way of saying good morning

Africans be like:

#1 - goodu morin, sah
#2 - ehem! awa uu?

#1 - ayam fain, sah
#2 - oya! grit ya fada an' moda for mi oh!

#1 - 'es, sah!
(after walking out of earshot) useless man! na god go punish dat your gorimamkpa head. idiot!

#2 (aside to himself) that boy wowo no be small and he too dirty. to make matters worse his fada na olori buruku. stupid people!

VenusBetty:
Good morning
Response: E-ehn

You have described my former neighbor!

The one that pains me most is when the person replies

You don wake?

I just feel like fainting. Obviously, a person still sleeping cannot greet. If its an older person, I just don't reply. If the age difference isn't that much, I answer sarcastically.

The worst replies I hate most.
Me: Good morning ma
The "ma": (Looks at you and looks away) (child now speaks, "Mum he's greeting you"

Me: Good morning sir
The "sir": How's your mum?

Boy: good morning

Girl: same

wildikeman:
is it something like this....me: Good morning....bros I say good morning oo....The fool: ehen sorry there's a lot of things on my mind sha.children wahala, mama own dey plus oga own join. E no easy abeg...ehen how are u?

Exactly!

lol....
where I school when you greet..
ME: Good morning ma
Market woman: ehen! I hear.....



like seriously? you hear Wetin? well I'm use it it anyway....

At home when I walk pass this mama... I'll
be like _______ Good morning ma.
and she'll be like______ dakun omo(Yoruba response) I wonder what it means.... I love Nigeria anyway!!!

Me:Good morning Teacher:okay....

What then is the right response to good morning greeting? If i may ask.

abeg stop greeting na by force?

richardjemedafe1:
Lols


Me:Goodmorning

Landlord:hwfa

(Very annoying)


Me:goodmorning sir

Pastor:bless you

diz one nko? Goodmorning response: en hen thank you(thanks pronunced as tank)

My own no dey here y,for ladies my response is morning my dear, for guys morning boss

Ibo man will respond when counting bundles of money like this: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7.. Seven oo morning seven continue counting 8,9,10...

"What is good about the morning?"

skillzbae:
The fact that it is funny didnt mean its bad or wrong, due to work transfer, i av lived in so many parts of nigeria, i av nt heard any oda tribe use "how is morning". I lived in Ayingba for five(5) years nd dat is d only way i hear dem respond to greetings in english, dos oda ways u mentioned are igala response, which odudu a(nt sure of d spelling). (whch means how is morning) is included. Im open to learning, wat oda language uses "how is morning" I really wanna knw

It is "Odudu ha?" (meaning how is morning?)! I thought your saying it is so funny means that it is not ok!
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Other tribes say the same thing sometimes too like "Aro yi nko?" (Yoruba) but the Igalas say it more among other form of responses that the Igalas have

This woman in my area would just say OK when u say good morning to her.

Good morning
Same to you!

davdandam:
amebo ones will respond like this. ....
You:good morning
Reply ;good morning oga, how are you, how was your night, how's family, how's your wife and your kids, we thank God, this weather cold o, wait are you hearing from that your sister? That one that got married,oh thank God. ...mummy and daddy nko, greet them for me o. You are going to work abi? That's great. Till you come, bring something o. .........haba mallam

dis got me laughing