It was a cold morning....I'd alighted from dream bus by 5am already and was already making a start towards reality junction. I had done all the necessities...taking a morning dump,brushed and all. I Decided to be a serious student and by 7 I was already walking towards that depressing looking building called class. Alas my walk was not in vain for in front of me was a colossal monument,2 massive spherical structures that were oscillating at unbelievable speed...it was a blend of muscle fibres and adipose tissues all blended into a structure the lay man knows as NYASH,the fairly refined man knows it as BUTTOCKS,the children know it as BUMBUM! While them hood guys know it as ASS!.....well that asides I followed the behind like a spy hiding behind every Bush for fear of being seen.This was a once in a life mission and I was the chosen 007....with every ass swing my head followed in direction....it was a calling... A magnetic pull...The IGWE and Emeka... We went about it for about ten minutes...until she turned around....It was a scary moment she caught me right on the spot...eyes still fixed to her behind...I slowly razed my gaze to meet her face... It was a Hausa woman...veiled and pretty...but red with rage...before I could talk ...spittle flew down my face...she was shouting SUBANHANILLAHI...startled I started stammering,walking briskly like I was late for a lecture...men o men did I enjoy that site.But hmm the fear was real when she caught me

Ehm
When I think of better lie I go come update

SO?

Pdizzle:
Don't let anyone intimidate you, observation no be crime.

lol
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