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funny street names i grew up with. by ekemini007(m): 4:08pm On Nov 12, 2014
I grew up in warri during my early childhood and i must confessed that i miss those days. Shout out to my obgoru boys, ikomi, agbasa, upper/ lower erujuwa, esi layout, obahor boys warri sapele raod boys okere, oborikoko. I hail_ nana colledge boys, hussey, ugwangwe,domdomigos, ok i leave am there shout out still..miss my street

There somtin un- apologitcally funny about warri and the way they do things.
I mean reali funny! The average warri boy is hardly ever serz with anytin( unless of cus money Mata)

Like i said i love my early childhood. One of the reason i loved it was the names that wre attach to people for no apparent reason (Guy names).

Guy name are attached to you for reasons ranging from the way u look, to ur generall behavior e.t.c.This name are use to differenciate personalities from each other expecially onces sharing similar names. Once this names are attached to u they are yours for keeps. I mean yours!

Here are but some few i could remember growing up.

Emma lier (dis boy can lie)

Eddy smelly dada (e dreadlock de smell die)

Ogoro lucky (has pop/ okpolor eyez)

Ashawo Abraham( alwys at ashawo quaters)

Kpomo lucky( mother sell kpomo/kanda dts al i knw)

Lakpalakpa samuel (has ringworm al over his head that jst wnt heal)

Efe smelly mouth ( this guy mouth de smell even as i de type i de remember d smell)

Agbo kewe ( alwys seen at gambling ground)

Remember any guy like dt?
Re: funny street names i grew up with. by Nobody: 4:14pm On Nov 12, 2014
You mean you were given all these names growing up? But OP wait o,how old are you?
Ayamlaykorn

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Re: funny street names i grew up with. by Nobody: 4:19pm On Nov 12, 2014
ekemini007:
I grow in warri during my early childhood, and i must confessed that i miss those days. What wont i give to bring back crazy funny moments.

There somtin un- apologitcally funny about warri and the way they do things.
I mean reali funny! The average warri boy is hardly ever serz with anytin( unless of cus money Mata)

Like i said i love my early childhood. One of the reason i loved it was the names that wre attach to people for no apparent reason (Guy names).

Guy name are attached to you for reasons ranging from the way u look, to ur generall behavior e.t.c.This name are use to differenciate personalities from each other expecially onces sharing similar names. Once this names are attached to u they are yours for keeps. I mean yours!

Here are but some few i could remember growing up.

Emma lier (dis boy can lie)

Eddy smelly dada (e dreadlock de smell die)

Ogoro lucky (has pop eyez nid i say mor)

Ashawo Abraham( alwys at ashawo quaters)

Kpomo lucky( mother sell kpomo/kanda dts al i knw)

Lakpalakpa samuel (has ringworm al over his head that jst wnt heal)

Efe smelly mouth ( this guy mouth de smell even as i de type i de remember d smell)

Agbo kewe ( alwys seen at gambling ground)

Remember any guy like dt?
its not all abt worry I think its a plaque that spread round the whole nation. Let take a small trip round the river niger to the daring southwest where nck names culd mke u finish ur lafter in just 3 days of arrival.
lanre young shall grow ( he likes dating younger generation)
tope - bedbug ( he brought bed bug to d hostel)
ola boxers ( wears I pant for a week)
akeem lefty ( kinda ambidextrous )
ronke - hips dnt lie ( always force her hip to shake)
so many more...
Re: funny street names i grew up with. by ekemini007(m): 4:29pm On Nov 12, 2014
Laykorn this names wre not al mine, they wre names we address pips by owing to one funny behaviour or anoda(read post) u wld knw if u grew in the street_ na normal somtin. Mine sha was koto doctor. Cus i luv to play with koto and repair it(keke it as we de put am).
Re: funny street names i grew up with. by ekemini007(m): 4:36pm On Nov 12, 2014
afolag:

its not all abt worry I think its a plaque that spread round the whole nation. Let take a small trip round the river niger to the daring southwest where nck names culd mke u finish ur lafter in just 3 days of arrival.
lanre young shall grow ( he likes dating younger generation)
tope - bedbug ( he brought bed bug to d hostel)
ola boxers ( wears I pant for a week)
akeem lefty ( kinda ambidextrous )
ronke - hips dnt lie ( always force her hip to shake)
so many more...

I feel u bro.warri/ aje ar for me s.i unite fr measuring street life. And most of the very funny ones i cld remeber wre frm my street days. I got paprick(dis guy manhood no b here) frm my uni_ hostel days and met danny armstrong too( dis guy stingy die) but dts ways after d warri day. I ony prefer d warri one's personally becus they are mor direct and in urface.
Re: funny street names i grew up with. by ekemini007(m): 4:37pm On Nov 12, 2014
afolag:

its not all abt worry I think its a plaque that spread round the whole nation. Let take a small trip round the river niger to the daring southwest where nck names culd mke u finish ur lafter in just 3 days of arrival.
lanre young shall grow ( he likes dating younger generation)
tope - bedbug ( he brought bed bug to d hostel)
ola boxers ( wears I pant for a week)
akeem lefty ( kinda ambidextrous )
ronke - hips dnt lie ( always force her hip to shake)
so many more...

I feel u bro.warri/ aj ar for me s.i unit
For street life..the tin de evrywre too.lyk for my uni hostel dys, i meet paprick(dis guy na gt d biggest dick for d boys hostel). Then i also meet danny armstrong( dis man stingy die)..i jst like warri own personally..i beg o no stone me.
Re: funny street names i grew up with. by Nobody: 4:37pm On Nov 12, 2014
ekemini007:
Laykorn na normal somtin. Mine sha was koto doctor. Cus i luv to) u wld knw if u grew in the street_.
Oh I grew in a house not in the street. Thank you sir!
Ayamlaykorn
Re: funny street names i grew up with. by ekemini007(m): 4:45pm On Nov 12, 2014
U b verry funny old mama. Who come grow for fawo cage nw..anyhw ur welcome.
Re: funny street names i grew up with. by genchukky(m): 7:10pm On Nov 12, 2014
Shout out to all the niggas for akara junction,akala,alegbo,maroko,porlokor,maduku,enughe,apala,giwa amu,warri nor dey carry last.......
Re: funny street names i grew up with. by ekemini007(m): 8:37pm On Nov 12, 2014
genchukky:
Shout out to all the niggas for akara junction,akala,alegbo,maroko,porlokor,maduku,enughe,apala,giwa amu,warri nor dey carry last.......

Hahahaha u is a very bad niga dude, marokor abi?
Re: funny street names i grew up with. by mekzyjoe(m): 4:12pm On Nov 13, 2014
laykorn:

Oh I grew in a house not in the street. Thank you sir!
Ayamlaykorn
my friend try n get d op drift or keep ur comments to ursef ......funny thread grin grin
Re: funny street names i grew up with. by Nobody: 4:19pm On Nov 13, 2014
mekzyjoe:

my friend try n get d op drift or keep ur comments to ursef ......funny thread grin grin
When you don't get my jokes,keep to yourself. Thank You
Ayamlaykorn

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