Hi All, its good being a Nigerian. Know why? 'cos every & anywhere we
are we leave our mark:

Read this:

Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have some
Nigerians up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are
swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, and they've got Maggi
sauce and Ogbono soup all over their robes; hamhocks, Isi-ewu, Cow-feet
and Bokoto bones are all over the streets of Gold.

Some folk are walking around with one wing; they have been late taking
their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are soda
bottles all over the clouds, some aren't even wearing their halos,
saying it doesn't fit with their hairstyles."

The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is
home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems,
let's call the Devil."

The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? What the.! , !, hold on one
minute." The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what
can I do for you?"

The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down
there."

The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and put the Lord on hold.

After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back.
What was the question?"

The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"

The Devil said, "Man, I don't belieee, hold on, Lord". This time the
Devil was gone for 15 minutes.

The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now.
These Nigerians put the fire out, and now they are trying to install
air conditioning! They even bribed my guys!!"

laugh my friggin ass off , oh my gosh, this is hilarious

good man!!

;d

Thats so good favourite, I almost cracked my ribs after reading it. .

Thats good one man, I wish it was so,

this is hilarioussssss, men, datz nice

Alexos:

Thats so good favourite, I almost cracked my ribs after reading it. .

Thats good one man, I wish it was so,

hmmmm really?

Nice wan man, I'm sure to have a nice day after reading this

wow dis is off the hook
u too much joo!!!!!!!1
laff wan kill me here

i cant shout

sholabanke:


i can't shout

Why?Your voice crack?

sholabanke:


i can't shout

too much of kiss can caused it

too much of kiss can easily crack her voice

Reverse should be the case.

oh my god this is  one of the best joke i have read in this section.

yysl:

too much of kiss can easily crack her voice

my God see as people dialogue on me
dem no kno mayb na he or she

o ga o,

ur mouth dey smell?
thats why u close am for public

yes him mouth dey smell and na wetin u wan do? u wan drive am comort house because of that?

why i go do that
freedom of open and close mouth now

mmmh! na you too Holy? okey now!,i hope say you nor count me join among those nigerians when dey for Heaven.,because im already in HELL .im welcome to HELL & it's my Dwelling place.haha! Nigeria_Heaven my YANCH!

confess good things to ur life now

laughing out loud

woooo woooo , damn too funny , *fell of the tree* , **yeeeeeeeee oorooooo oooo**

Lmao
9ja 4life. Keep it cuming

yea keep it dummie

keep it dyab

yea for sure by.dot.

yup thats definitly us.