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| Christain Approved Toast Manner by Holorunloseyi(m): 6:56pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Boy: do you have a boyfriend? Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend. Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him’.” Girl: But I don’t love you. Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not know God, because God is love.” Girl: So how do I discern that your words are true? Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of." Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful and honest? Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away." Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out there. Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all!” Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you love me? Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you." Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re exaggerating. Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.” Girl: What will happen if I say yes? Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh." Girl: How is it that you know so many Scriptures? Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law always on your lips; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful. " Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God. Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in Him!” Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to think about this. Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things." Girl: owwww I love you already Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen." |
| Re: Christain Approved Toast Manner by Truth24(m): 7:00pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
'#Stale |
| Re: Christain Approved Toast Manner by Nobody: 7:02pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
genesis 1 vs 1 God created the heaven and the earth |
| Re: Christain Approved Toast Manner by Ambrogio(m): 7:15pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
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| Re: Christain Approved Toast Manner by Nobody: 7:52pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Boring |
| Re: Christain Approved Toast Manner by Greatomotoy: 8:09pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
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| Re: Christain Approved Toast Manner by aristocrazzy: 8:42pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Some girks no go hear that one. |
| Re: Christain Approved Toast Manner by hfinest(m): 8:45pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
I've seen dis over n over again.... @op.... wasting ppl's MB sice 1800bc |
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