AKPORS: Sweetheart, I am GEJ
HELEN: You’re kidding? You mean you
are our President? (Goodluck Ebele
Jonathan)
AKPORS: I mean, I am GEJ – GOING on
an EMERGENCY JOURNEY! HELEN: (smiling) Oh!
You’re not serious!
What kind of a journey are you going
on?
AKPORS: OBJ.
HELEN: To meet Obasanjo?
AKPORS: No, it means ON a BUSINESS JOURNEY.
HELEN: Oh!
AKPORS: Yes… IBB.
HELEN: Babangida?
AKPORS: I’LL BE BACK.
HELEN: (smiles). Very funny. AKPORS: Till then
APC.
HELEN: What does that mean?
AKPORS: I’ll ALWAYS PING AND CALL.
HELEN: Hmmm…
AKPORS: And while I’m away, PDP with
love. HELEN: What?
AKPORS: PLEASE DON’T PLAY with our
love.
HELEN: (after a short pause) You know I
won’t BRF.
AKPORS: What has Lagos state governor got to
do with all this?
HELEN: (smiling) I’ll BE RIGHTEOUS and
FAITHFUL!
AKPORS: I trust you
HELEN: FOOL!
AKPORS: (screaming) Whaaat?!
HELEN: FOR OUR
OVERWHELMING
LOVE.

Nice one. Kudos.