[url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3330057/Vicar-went-to-hospital, ]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3330057/Vicar-went-to-hospital, [/url]

The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.

He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.

The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals.

Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.

Speaking of the vicar, A & E nurse Trudi Watson, of Sheffield's Northern General Hospital, said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.

"But it's not for me to question his story. He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."

She advised anyone tempted to use such objects in sex games to think again.

"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening," she said.

"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."

A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.

"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."

no more little boys, now they have to resort to this.

Is this really true? I tried checking the site but nothing came up.

If it is. . . .hangin' curtains my yansh! Even if he was, he had to do it naked? Still sound freaky to me.

Is this some kind of a joke


www.churchwhereabouts.com

lol, this must not be true.

if it is, then that priest should be excommunicated, i don't buy the story.

I was searching this site on how to cook potatoes, then I saw this

Why wasn't it a microwave oven that he fell backwards on?

Rubbish. Dude was probing his prostate!

Who was or who were the moderators in 2008 that never saw anything wrong with the title of this thread? Im sure if manmustwac was a moderator then, he wouldnt have altered the title like he did on Pastor chris' thread by joagbaje, since bawo is an atheist& a fellow Godless soul

So he slipped fell landed on the potato?

^^^^^^ that reminds me of eminem on the track guilty conscience

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Couldn't he just go to the toilet, sit down and do the normal thing instead?