Ladies think they are the only ones that have fun when making their hair...a barbing salon too is never bored due to the types of people we meet there..they include:


THE "BIG BRO":These are the area brothers u hail whenever u see them.When these guys meet you in a salon,u wld av hoped they would pay ur money....lolz...

Don't be surprised when u are about to leave and they tell you stuffs like"omo iya oni binu ni o"....sibling u no go vex ni o...I just say make I quickly come shave(when he had cut the whole hair)...I no even bring ma wallet sef....next time sho gbo....u are lucky if they pay ur money once 2ruout the whole year..lolz

THEIR OPPOSITE:Just as some people are egbons for you,u are also to some people.These are the young peepz that hail you in ur area.They tend to meet you in a salon when u have no extra money on you.The first thing they do is to prostrate with their chin touching the ground...lolz...

Oh!have u ever met ur girlfriend's younger brother in a salon when u have no xtra money on you?oops!....u go wan enta ground o....smtimes u fake a call to go outside and come back wen they are gone....or if u bring extra cash...u just pay for him and is friend dat came...#datzwassup


THE GUY U HAD BEEF WITH:_ can't be friends with everybody.. U and dis guy no dey eva talk...for wateva reasons...una no just dey talk..When this guy meets you in a salon..he greets evwibody except you!...and vice versa..so no big deal...when it's only u and the guy in the salon..omo na boredom galore o...


THE GUY THAT DISTURBS THE BARBER:These ones want to watch TV at the same time cut his hair.The barber keeps shouting at him to lower this head for proper cutting....u wonder where he is from...


THE GUY THAT INTIMIDATES YOU WITH HIS CUT:As much as I hated GALLAS...the day a guy cut it,it took the HOLY SPIRIT in me to resist and say devil you are a a liar!..lolz....and thank God so..my hair wasn't full enough to cut it...


Omo some guys can so intimidate you with their style....if dem do molo(skin)..same ni,if dem do obama..same ni...their head fits into any style

UR CRUSH!:Yea!ur crush..lolz...so ur crush just got tired of dem brazilian hair and wanted to be #natural...she came to have her hair cut well dressed up while you just came casual...moreso u no 5n cus u neva cut ur hair..lolz....

The gbege here be sae...u go wan cut ur hair fast fast so u go look 5n to d babe,at the same time,u go wan form gentle man and allow the girl to cut her hair first...omo!

THE "EXPRESS MEN":These are the rich men that have a cut for #2000....they just park their car outside and enter straight to have their hair cut not minding the number of people they met on board..

So far u are #200...the barber leaves everybody to attend to them...only one song comes to my mind anytime I see these guys and it's 2face's only me chorus.."Ma lo ro pe omo pe iwo nikan lo ma lowo,ma lo ro pe in no be gbogbo wa wey go get this money"....I no dey blame the barber sha..if na me nko?....10 people money for one cut?....na so bro....


Did I miss any?add yours..

edit your post well and i will comment

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Fabdedon:
edit your post well and i will comment

done..but bro abeg no vex o..cus watin I wan talk no relate with d topic...

Ur signature is so wack!...and lame!

Fussbot:
done..but bro abeg no vex o..cus watin I wan talk no relate with d topic...

Ur signature is so wack!...and lame!

thats cos you lack understanding..

Fabdedon:
thats cos you lack understanding..

kk....maybe or maybe not or maybe you!...

Fussbot:
kk....maybe or maybe not or maybe you!...

if you have understanding..you would have edited ur post well enough

Fussbot:
done..but bro abeg no vex o..cus watin I wan talk no relate with d topic...

Ur signature is so wack!...and lame!

Lolz, I can't stop laughing

9ja barbers shop no dey dull at all. You have those guys dat comes to talk trash abt football matches they didnt watch.

Some also comes to show of their new phone, you go see say dem dey ask for phone charger.

from experience, bad habits are contagious In barber shop, like sharing pictures of topless girls and videos, betting on unreasonable events, lieing about how many tertiary institution girls they have slept with. I just smile and listen to thier whack stories.

Fabdedon:
if you have understanding..you would have edited ur post well enough

kkk...now swerve

Psittacus:
9ja barbers shop no dey dull at all. You have those guys dat comes to talk trash abt football matches they didnt watch.

Some also comes to show of their new phone, you go see say dem dey ask for phone charger.

from experience, bad habits are contagious In barber shop, like sharing pictures of topless girls and videos, betting on unreasonable events, lieing about how many tertiary institution girls they have slept with. I just smile and listen to thier whack stories.

true...also d ones dat wld av taken "jedi"...abi"wete" b4 dey come....if den talk like dis..ol boi...lolz....na dem dey talk pass

Btw,has any1 barbing took 2 days?

I remember some years back,there was fuel scarcity.Imdtly they brought light I went to my barber to have my hair cut.The guy had nearly finished half of my hair when the nepa took light...omo....I sat down for like 2 hrs nepa no bring light...had to leave and come back the next day... ...used a cap 2ruout dat day,bt stil got a nickname I wnt tell u...lolz

Fabdedon:
if you have understanding..you would have edited ur post well enough

we don hear, make u too change ur signature..

brito:



Lolz, I can't stop laughing

sista, abi u inhaled laffin gas??..lol.

ok

Fabdedon:
thats cos you lack understanding..

don't mind dem, ur signature get meaning, u mean u will grow right, but ur personal text nawa oo i no understand, it is just........

Fussbot:
done..but bro abeg no vex o..cus watin I wan talk no relate with d topic...

Ur signature is so wack!...and lame!

Asin ehh..!