• We love arriving late to an occasion just because we feel
others would arrive late too - AFRICAN TIME.

• We flash with private number.

• We are very loud especially when we are talking on the mobile phone.

• We wear sun glasses at night.

• We run in the rain even though we are already wet.

• We answer questions with questions.

• We always use 'o' at the end of everything.

• We call every elderly family friend uncle or aunty.

• Some of us will go to South Africa or Dubai for one week and come back with American or British accent.

• Our parents like to sew uniformed outfits for us and our
siblings for special occasions.

• We love to crush chicken bones and fish bones.

• Our Mummys would force us to eat even when we are not
hungry or when we are sick.

• We love to invite people to occasions someone else invited us to.

• If someone die in Nigeria, we don't believe it is natural, village must be involved.

• Our Mothers remind us they carried our pregnancy for nine
month when we refuse to go on errands for them.

• We see you awake in the morning and ask you; Have you
woken up?

These are what make us UNIQUE!

We get bored of Nairaland with the high rate of topics making FP

Lol...........