Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch
of plantain without tasting any - Albert
Macauley (1872)
He who says nothing lasts forever has
never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson
Mandela (1973)
He who completely unwraps moimoi and
gala before eating cannot keep a secret -
Abraham Lincoln (1864)
Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki
from pepper soup, with his eyes wide
open, is not afraid of anything - Williams
Shakespeare (1900)
Anyone who graduates without
experiencing a strike, has never been to
Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)
He who refuses to mix agege bread and
akara as a type of sandwich is a racist -
Martin Luther King jnr (1788)
Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without
squeezing his face, is capable of murder -
Michael Faraday (1899)
Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but
allowing the Garri to swell b4 drinking is
poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)
He who runs around looking 4 scissors to
cut indomine seasoning sachet is not
hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
No matter how hot your temper is, it
cannot cook yam - Goodluck Jonathan
(2013)
Anyone who reads this without laughing is
either looking 4 job or needs money Badly
- Barack Obama (2014).
Don't laugh alone pass it on

Gbam!