SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
CALL TO GLORY!!!
The entire family of carbohydrates, from balanced diet
local government area of food state, Regret to
announce the death of their father, brother, and
grandfather; Mr Rice who died in a fire accident along pot
express road.
He was 36 cups. He survived by his wife; Mrs stew.
Twin daughters; curry and thyme.
Sons inlaw; Maggi and Onion.
BURIAL ARRANGEMENT;
25 December 2014, Body leaves
kitchen mortuary to his home town dinning table. Music by
plates and spoons.
Cups and water are highly invited. Papa, God loves you
but our stomach loves you more. May your gentle soul
rest in the bossom of the toilet. Amen!
Signed by meat and fish, for the
family. Pls dnt laugh alone forward it to ur friends.

U funny die. But wu chop the 36 cups of rice na?