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Explain The Kids ! by bigfather(m): 11:53am On Dec 04, 2008 |
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down, and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device, a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent pig ,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!' The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: 'I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids |
Re: Explain The Kids ! by krama(m): 6:27pm On Dec 04, 2008 |
Yawa don gas! |
Re: Explain The Kids ! by tytylayor: 6:31pm On Dec 04, 2008 |
chimooooo |
Re: Explain The Kids ! by mykali(m): 6:54pm On Dec 04, 2008 |
lol |
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