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Why Only Females? by Nobody: 8:08am On Dec 10, 2014

WHY IS ALWAYS FEMALES?
1. Female dogs become so wicked when they give birth.
2. Female fowls chase people when they hatch.
3. Male lions don't eat humans no matter how hungry they are, but female lions will tear any human being apart.
4. Its only the female prayin mantis that chops off the head of the male prayin mantis after sex
5. Females human beings spend the average of 28years of their lives asking for recharge
cards from males....
6. It's Only the Female mosquitoe that causes malaria.
7. And the most annoying one is this: NA EVE COST US OUR GREAT CONVERSATION WITH GOD AFTER SHE TOOK APPLE AND KEEP FOR ADAM. Who knows, if adam had not eaten nothing of the fruit
given to him by EVE we'd still be enjoying at the garden of eden.
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I swear Females get wahala!!!!

Re: Why Only Females? by iceberylin(m): 8:09am On Dec 10, 2014

And its the Females that make the world intresting kiss

Re: Why Only Females? by Blayze007(m): 8:11am On Dec 10, 2014

iceberylin:
And its the Females that make the world intresting

Couldnt have said it better myself.. wink

Re: Why Only Females? by HFOG(f): 8:14am On Dec 10, 2014

And why's it that you were born by a female?

Re: Why Only Females? by iceberylin(m): 8:15am On Dec 10, 2014

Blayze007:

Couldnt have said it better myself..

They dont know grin

Re: Why Only Females? by Blayze007(m): 8:16am On Dec 10, 2014

iceberylin:

They dont know

Only gays rant bout how much they hate women and how women wrecked their pathetic lives... We luv 'em! Wreck my life baby!!! grin

Re: Why Only Females? by Nobody: 8:16am On Dec 10, 2014

cos its their nature

Re: Why Only Females? by jnrbayano(m): 8:17am On Dec 10, 2014

No 3 and 7 are false.

Credits to them in No 1 and 2, because they haven't committed any crime by protecting their own

Re: Why Only Females? by iceberylin(m): 8:19am On Dec 10, 2014

Blayze007:

Only gays rant bout how much they hate women and how women wrecked their pathetic lives... We luv 'em! Wreck my life baby!!!

Annoying Gays..14yrs Awaits them grin

Girls rock joooor wink

Re: Why Only Females? by Tallesty1(m): 8:19am On Dec 10, 2014

This you woman wrappering is spiritual

iceberylin:
And its the Females that make the world intresting

What has Ggrin given to you?

Re: Why Only Females? by izsmike: 8:20am On Dec 10, 2014

male nor smart na

Re: Why Only Females? by iceberylin(m): 8:22am On Dec 10, 2014

Tallesty1:
This you woman wrappering is spiritualWhat has Ggrin given to you?

Lol...bro you know better.... grin

I need prayer embarassed

Re: Why Only Females? by Tallesty1(m): 8:22am On Dec 10, 2014

HFOG:
And why's it that you were born by a female?

Because they couldn't stand seeing us have a good time with God and his angels so they brought us into this world to suffer. sad

Re: Why Only Females? by xpac01(m): 8:23am On Dec 10, 2014

And it was female Sarah that caused the bokoharam we are suffering today. She lured male Abraham to sleep with her maid haggar, which brought forth Ishmeal, the ancestor of bokoharam and its sympathisers. Women!!!

Re: Why Only Females? by HFOG(f): 8:24am On Dec 10, 2014

Tallesty1:
Because they couldn't stand seeing us have a good time with God and his angels so they brought us into this world to suffer.

I know you know that you are not serious

Re: Why Only Females? by yuncka: 8:26am On Dec 10, 2014

Blayze007:

Only gays rant bout how much they hate women and how women wrecked their pathetic lives... We luv 'em! Wreck my life baby!!!

On point...who no like woman...? Dat person dey madt. All these gays dem go dey grind sh*t for fellow man Nyash. God forbid.

Re: Why Only Females? by harrysterol(m): 8:27am On Dec 10, 2014

Imagine the world without females grin

it will be annoying
angry

Because u won't know who to spend ur money on grin

Spend ur money on a female and have eternal peace shocked

Re: Why Only Females? by ggrin(f): 8:30am On Dec 10, 2014

iceberylin:

Lol...bro you know better....

I need prayer

na curse u need angry

Re: Why Only Females? by Tallesty1(m): 8:30am On Dec 10, 2014

HFOG:

I know you know that you are not serious

I am

Re: Why Only Females? by ggrin(f): 8:30am On Dec 10, 2014

Tallesty1:
This you woman wrappering is spiritualWhat has Ggrin given to you?

Vegetable

Re: Why Only Females? by iceberylin(m): 8:31am On Dec 10, 2014

ggrin:
na my pu**y u need

You need jesus angry

Re: Why Only Females? by Tallesty1(m): 8:32am On Dec 10, 2014

ggrin:

Vegetable

Cooked with Honey and Juice.

Re: Why Only Females? by ggrin(f): 8:38am On Dec 10, 2014

Tallesty1:
Cooked with Honey and Juice.

nope

Just vegetable wink

Re: Why Only Females? by ggrin(f): 8:39am On Dec 10, 2014

iceberylin:

You need jesus

smb

Re: Why Only Females? by farano(f): 8:42am On Dec 10, 2014

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