Here are some of my observations.

1. The space bookers: Especially when it's an important
pastor coming that day you tried your best coming before time
just to make front seat only to see books, Bibles, scarf, pen,
slippers all in the name of space booking. I be like na wa o...
Hehehehe

2. The active followers Indeed: When you'll be listening to a
very important teaching from the pastor only to hear someone
shouting from the back ''Amen''. Only to discover they have
been sleeping. I come dey think nah devil tell am IJN?
.
3. Skillful sleepers: This kind of people I give hand and
sometimes look up to when I need their skills... You see a bro
eyes wide open only to discover that the Individual is currently
busy in France... Some will act like they are reading the bible
in pretense I be like who is deceiving who?
.
4. The Fake serious ones: LOL sha am guilty of this sha...
These ones will sit down near a cute girl so they would be
serious so as not to sleep.

5. Sleep walkers: Ahh these ones dey fear me oo... They can
stand up and walk to the generating set and switch it off...
some may even walk to the offering basket and carry it... lol
even man of God no dey stop dem... You wan chop blow?
.
6.Deep sleepers.: The way these people sleep eh.. you be like
why didn't dey come with camp bed. They sit on the seat with
their legs wide open and their head backwards with their
mouth open as if they want to swallow all their problems..
Some even fall off from their seat.. They seriously need the
saviour in their lives.
.
7. Boring brothers: Seriously why some people sleep ain't
because they ain't interested just the brother leading the
prayer is very boring, the annoying part is when he drops one
boring statement like that and he starts laughing I be like..
Wetin dey make this one Laugh?
.
8. Just for Dance: These people I give hand... Arrh any dance
step dey are on it.. Arrh dey always have partners competing
on who to stop last... But few minutes after the dance dey
don branch for one chair logg off ... I be like nah so you take
dey charge?
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9 The sleep Talkers: Never knew these kind of people exist
until I sat beside this man one vigil..
The man started: Erm..Nnah gave me cash you know it's
season everrrybo-dy wants cash business not Cledit...(with
some Incoherent blabbings)... I be like EWOOOOO!!

10 Tent builders: Thank God vigil has come to an end let me
look for where to rest my head... Ahh where this people come
from nah?..they just be building tents, standing mosquitoe
net, using chair to form room and palour... choi nah camp I
come? How many hours remain make we de go house?

Feel free to add yours...

Madam you try well well..