UchihaMadara:
Sooo, according to you, people that frequent the romance section are either psychos or learners.

Don't you think that is an insult to a whole category of nairalanders?

I guess you must deem Seun a fool for creating that section.

mistabiola:



Haba , you purportedly put seun's name right ,na you dem suppose dey call ''Attention Seeker''

Zoharariel:


Yes! Anyone like your father & mother can attest that the power sector in your house has improved - Werey!

Zoharariel:


Shut up your that your filthy mouth!

You see nothing wrong with Tompolo acquiring those archaic war vessels, but you're quick to making disparaging comments against our Honorable General of Integrity.

Come February 14, 2015; if Jonathan & his minions attempt rigging the election like they did in 2011, wooh, World War 3 shall surely start from Nigeria.

You think Nigerians are ready to undergo another 4years of power outage, poverty, unemployment, insecurity, massive corruption & cluelessness? Think again - A$$hole!

Zoharariel:


My 1 & only reason to voting out that fedora-hat wearing bastard is the Subsidy Scam!

He thinks Nigerians are still operating with windows 1998 brain.

Zoharariel:


If Buhari doesn't win the 2015 election, WALLAHI-TALLAHI, even as a christian, I will organise, arrange, sponsor & replicate the terror of ISIS in my domain.

If not for anything, I must secure the future of my generations unborn. Y should any of my children/grand children be subjected to the same economic & social dehumanization that I experienced just because of some useless entities dividing us along religious line?

Zoharariel:


Conclusion: I hereby fortify myself with the Nuclear Armor of God which comprises of; The Helmet of Obatala, The Garment of Amadioha, The Belt of Jesus, The Turban of Mohammed[Yes - this will be wrapped over the Helmet], The Leather Pants[Pata] of Bhudha, The Sword of Ogun Lakaye-Oshimale, The Necklace of Krishna, The Shoes of Orunmila and the Impenetrable Bubble of The Eck - Yes against all attacks & arrows that may be fired at me as a result of this thread - Amen!

Zoharariel:
Fellow Nairalanders, in my opinion, the following groups are the driving force that makes Nairaland fun and worthwhile. This thread was not in anyway created to malign any Nairalander, so please, do not take it personal.

1.) The Confusionists: These are people in the Religion Section with funny threads & comments. They create threads like - "Are You Sure Jesus Is Coming Back", "Good Morning Satan", World War 3 starts on December 22"

Members of this group: SonofIssachar, SonofLucifer, OLAADEGBU, highyo, SterlingTowers, clean2.

2.) The PDP Minions: These folks are simply incorrigible and are never exhausted from defending blindly, the PDP statesmen especially Reverend J. They have never, and will never see anything wrong with Reverend J's mode of Governance. If you create a thread backed up with genuine source, detailing Reverend J's misappropriation of public funds, Incompetence & Cluelessness, they will fight you with everything at their disposal, raining all sorts of insults on you & even your family. They always have a way of blaming the APC for Nigeria's present woes.

Members of this group: Ola6, Rossike, Truckpusher,
Babyosisi, collynzo23; theassassin, jmaine,
idumuose, Sunnybobo3, joehannibal, Sincere9gerian, BlackTechnology, LeOstrich, OLADD, biafranqueen, Tomakint, Mogidi, Jmaine, Jamace, Atlwireless, Anonimi, Sunnybobo, Customized13, Opiaoku, Petrov10, gramci, Taharqa, Iamodenigbo; Arysexy, Descartes, Gh0stFreak, Shizzlestar, ujoinme, rozayx5, chukwudi44, wombraiders,mudraker, bishopjuice, ghostfacekiller, chiefjusticefuk; firefire, datolee, bloodykiller, ichidodo, ratiken, dozzybaba, phockphockman, longeria, anonimi, aljharem, aryzgreat, publisher, brownlord, iconize, rigarmortis, Descartes, pointb, pazienza, OKDNigeria, stebell, brokenTV, longeria, rozayx5, whitetechnology, Billyonaire, BackDatAssUp.

3.) The Igbo vs Yoruba Factions: These folks are mainly in the Political Section and tribal e-war is their divine calling. An Igbo e-warrior searches for a thread detailing how 2 to 3Yoruba men got arrested by the SARS or Police for being in possession of 5Human Heads[For Rituals], and then, the Igbo e-warrior creates a thread insulting all the lineage of Awolowo & the entire Yoruba race tagging them Ritualists. It doesn't end there, a Yoruba e-warrior retaliates by creating a thread backed up with a link either from Sahara Reporters or Premium Times confirming the arrest of 8 Igbo men arrested by the SARS for Armed Robbery & Child Molestation. The Yoruba e-warrior tags all Igbo Armed Robbers, then the bashing begins with all kinds of vulgar words fired from Left, Right & Center. Awolowo & Ojukwu don suffer for these people hand. I must admit that I used to be part of this group.

Members of this group: axortedbabe, Begonia, mrvocalprowess, mayapop, homesteady, daisy34, FireFire, thunderrider, AJINATU, ibedun, PentiumPro, OrlandoOwoh, ChrisOD, diamondpaul, meforyou1, knowledge9000, Descartes, rozayx5, new2020,

4.) The Progressives: These are the most reasonable set of Nairalanders. They are mostly misconstrued & erroneously accused by the PDP Minions of peddling lies against Reverend J's Government. They tell the truth as it is without minding whose Ox is Gored. They are mostly apprehensive of how the Country is being governed like a "Baba Ijebu Kiosk" by some Kleptomaniacs whose only vision for Nigeria is to continue enslaving the masses & depleting the Federal Reserve like the Ozone Layer, but I am convinced that members of this group will jubilate & celebrate with several bottles of Moet & Chandon by February 15, 2015 when their dream shall manifest. Well, I do not know what their dream is, so don't ask me.

Members of this group: omenka, egift, caseless, NgeneUkwenu cleverly, Obiagelli, Berem, Iligunboy, Donphilopus, Keneking, Mogidi, NgeneUkwenu, Barcarnista, Obiagelli, Demdem, GenBuhari, Kelsoft, Donphilopus, Koboko69, Arresa, Caseless, Gbawe MichaelSokoto, gbawe, Abagworo, OrlandoOwoh
, Berem, Jomoh, Egift, Arewafederation, Soroptimist, Keneking, Pendy79,Neenar, Desola, MizMyColi, Horus, Whitecat007, keneking, Lakpalakpa, ShehuAba, Rawani, Tribaleast, Olaaderin, Soroptimist, Mynd44, , Nduchucks, Lacasa, Pendy79, Omerta, Ilugunboy, Naptu2, Aussie, Joseph1013, Olayinka8793, MalcoImX, PassingShot, mayoroflagos, shymexx, OrlandoOwoh.

5.) The Nairaland Machine Guns: These are the "Gboromideleru's" and their stock in trade is going about every thread, monitoring & insulting Nairalanders who are fond of passing derogatory remarks about Tonto Dikeh, Linda Ikeji, Patience Jonathan, Reverend J & even Barack Obama. They serve as mouth pieces for anyone insulted on Nairaland e.g Stop mocking Patience Jonathan; can your own Mother compete with her in English Speaking?

Members of this group: daisy34, JUMIACONSUL, homesteady, lokito, felixtare, bruno419, talktimi.

6.) The Stomach Infrastructure Bloggers: These are the usual set of annoying bloggers that ventured into blogging business simply because Linda Ikeji bought & displayed her tear-rubber Range Rover. They usually lure Magas to their blogs by pasting incomplete stories on NL while directing you to visit their blogs for the complete part of the stories. The celebrity section is their domain and they create threads like "Maheeda Goes Completely Nude", Kim Kardashian Butt Is Exposed, "Tiwa Savage Is Pregnant" - Before nko, If Folly Coker fire her congo with something wey long & bend like banana, she no go get pregnant? Ask T-Billz if na true or not.

Members of this group: Mensnshshs, ToyozzieTohBad, e.t.c

7.) The Pharaohic Mods: You wonder if these Mods were recruited from Egypt because they derive maximum pleasure in banning Nairalanders unnecessary. If you make a mistake of insulting or even opposing any of their comments, then be ready to serve a minimum of 2days ban in addition to having your post/thread hidden or deleted without any concrete reason. I have just finished serving a 2day-ban simply because I said something nasty about a PDP Minion's mother but I wonder if these Mods are aware of how many times my Mother, Father & entire Lineage have been insulted here on Nairaland without any punishment meted out to the culprits.

Members of this group: Lemme not mention any name because dem fit delete my moniker.

8.) The Elitists: These are the most respectable Nairalanders whose domain is strictly the Car Talk Section. They conduct themselves with so much decorum all the time and are never arrogant or proud in administering solutions to their fellow Nairalanders Automotive Problems. I have never seen any of them indulging in tribal e-wars.

Members of this group: GAZZUZZ, CityNG, Siena, abatically, Ikenna351, lomomike, CarXus, yungboss, shagatti, sooperrescue.

9.) The Iyalode's (Countess) of Nairaland: These are prominent female Nairalanders that are known virtually in most of the Sections on Nairaland. Their attention is usually drawn to most threads by their fellow Nairaland requesting their contributions from their wealth of knowledge because they are intelligent and have answers to most questions.

Members of this group: MizMyColi, missmossy, Elantracey, Ishilove, Kachisbarbie, NgeneUkwenu, Berem, AfricanApple, Romanciella, farano.

10.) The Sex Starved Maniacs: These are mainly found in the Romance & Sexuality Sections. You can easily tell from their comment & threads that the last time they had sex was 5 years ago and they try by all means to getting the attention of cute female Nairalanders by always stalking & quoting them. They derive joy in creating threads like "Nairaland Most Beautiful Ladies" just for them to get noticed.

Members of this group: I do believe you know them.

11.) The Learners: These are primarily found in the Romance Section. While some of them derive joy in taking part in Nairaland's Beauty Peagent, others create silly & annoying threads about irrelevant issues such as "I Had Sex Last Nyte, Am I Still A Virgin?", I Am Still In Love With My Ex, What Should I Do?". They browse most of all the Male profiles of Nairalanders, looking for cute guyz with pink or red lips to seduce & date while forgetting so soon that the murderers of Cynthia Osokogu[The Facebook Girl That Got Raped & Murdered In A Hotel Room In Festac] were also very cute with red lips.

Members of this group: Just visit the Romance Section.

11.) The Political Rahabs: Well, I guess these set of folks are on Nairaland simply because of the "Likes", "Shares" & the attention they get. 1 minute, they're in support of Buhari & the APC, the next minute, they start singing praises of Reverend J & the PDP. Most of them are real politicians disguising themselves with fake monikers on Nairaland. BTW, in case you're wondering what Rahab means, just google the profession of BiBlical Rahab.

Members of this group: cramjones.

13.) The Commander In Chief: This fellow is the Alfa & Omega of Nairaland - Our very own "Oga At The Top" whose primary role is to oversee & manage all the activities of Nairaland.

Well, I do not know much about him personally but I do owe him an eternal gratitude for this online portal called Nairaland, being an Ambivert[75% Introvert & 25%Extrovert], I would never have learnt the true definition of Social Networking. Nairaland has become my Blood Tonic and I got so addicted, I had to deactivate my facebook account.

Director of this group: seun

Conclusion: I hereby fortify myself with the Nuclear Armor of God which comprises of; The Helmet of Obatala, The Garment of Amadioha, The Belt of Jesus, The Turban of Mohammed[Yes - this will be wrapped over the Helmet], The Leather Pants[Pata] of Bhudha, The Sword of Ogun Lakaye-Oshimale, The Necklace of Krishna, The Shoes of Orunmila and the Impenetrable Bubble of The Eck - Yes against all attacks & arrows that may be fired at me as a result of this thread - Amen!

babyosisi:
[size=18pt]GEJ until MUhammadu Buhari faces the West while praying[/size]

GANJAFARMER:

bruno419:
if I curse u now u will create anoda thread for me

GANJAFARMER:
That's our iron lady

babyosisi:


I dey

GANJAFARMER:

bruno419:
I m still using ur brain

GANJAFARMER:

Elantracey:



someone is using your brain and you're smiling

MizMyColi:
Hiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohio



Lolest!

Clearly OP --- your list is biased, in favour of the progressives. Lolz.

But I haven't stopped laughing! Waow! I appreciate your obvious oratory and writing skills. I woulda passed you off as an alt for Omenka. Haven't quite met a male progressive as intelligent and astute.

Following this thread joor.
I could use the laughter for today.

I reeeally hope the don't lock it

Zoharariel:
Fellow Nairalanders, in my opinion, the following groups are the driving force that makes Nairaland fun and worthwhile. This thread was not in anyway created to malign any Nairalander, so please, do not take it personal.

1.) The Confusionists: These are people in the Religion Section with funny threads & comments. They create threads like - "Are You Sure Jesus Is Coming Back", "Good Morning Satan", World War 3 starts on December 22"

Members of this group: SonofIssachar, SonofLucifer, OLAADEGBU, highyo, SterlingTowers, clean2.

2.) The PDP Minions: These folks are simply incorrigible and are never exhausted from defending blindly, the PDP statesmen especially Reverend J. They have never, and will never see anything wrong with Reverend J's mode of Governance. If you create a thread backed up with genuine source, detailing Reverend J's misappropriation of public funds, Incompetence & Cluelessness, they will fight you with everything at their disposal, raining all sorts of insults on you & even your family. They always have a way of blaming the APC for Nigeria's present woes.

Members of this group: Ola6, Rossike, Truckpusher,
Babyosisi, collynzo23; theassassin, jmaine,
idumuose, Sunnybobo3, joehannibal, Sincere9gerian, BlackTechnology, LeOstrich, OLADD, biafranqueen, Tomakint, Mogidi, Jmaine, Jamace, Atlwireless, Anonimi, Sunnybobo, Customized13, Opiaoku, Petrov10, gramci, Taharqa, Iamodenigbo; Arysexy, Descartes, Gh0stFreak, Shizzlestar, ujoinme, rozayx5, chukwudi44, wombraiders,mudraker, bishopjuice, ghostfacekiller, chiefjusticefuk; firefire, datolee, bloodykiller, ichidodo, ratiken, dozzybaba, phockphockman, longeria, anonimi, aljharem, aryzgreat, publisher, brownlord, iconize, rigarmortis, Descartes, pointb, pazienza, OKDNigeria, stebell, brokenTV, longeria, rozayx5, whitetechnology, Billyonaire, BackDatAssUp.

3.) The Igbo vs Yoruba Factions: These folks are mainly in the Political Section and tribal e-war is their divine calling. An Igbo e-warrior searches for a thread detailing how 2 to 3Yoruba men got arrested by the SARS or Police for being in possession of 5Human Heads[For Rituals], and then, the Igbo e-warrior creates a thread insulting all the lineage of Awolowo & the entire Yoruba race tagging them Ritualists. It doesn't end there, a Yoruba e-warrior retaliates by creating a thread backed up with a link either from Sahara Reporters or Premium Times confirming the arrest of 8 Igbo men arrested by the SARS for Armed Robbery & Child Molestation. The Yoruba e-warrior tags all Igbo Armed Robbers, then the bashing begins with all kinds of vulgar words fired from Left, Right & Center. Awolowo & Ojukwu don suffer for these people hand. I must admit that I used to be part of this group.

Members of this group: axortedbabe, Begonia, mrvocalprowess, mayapop, homesteady, daisy34, FireFire, thunderrider, AJINATU, ibedun, PentiumPro, OrlandoOwoh, ChrisOD, diamondpaul, meforyou1, knowledge9000, Descartes, rozayx5, new2020,

4.) The Progressives: These are the most reasonable set of Nairalanders. They are mostly misconstrued & erroneously accused by the PDP Minions of peddling lies against Reverend J's Government. They tell the truth as it is without minding whose Ox is Gored. They are mostly apprehensive of how the Country is being governed like a "Baba Ijebu Kiosk" by some Kleptomaniacs whose only vision for Nigeria is to continue enslaving the masses & depleting the Federal Reserve like the Ozone Layer, but I am convinced that members of this group will jubilate & celebrate with several bottles of Moet & Chandon by February 15, 2015 when their dream shall manifest. Well, I do not know what their dream is, so don't ask me.

Members of this group: omenka, egift, caseless, NgeneUkwenu cleverly, Obiagelli, Berem, Iligunboy, Donphilopus, Keneking, Mogidi, NgeneUkwenu, Barcarnista, Obiagelli, Demdem, GenBuhari, Kelsoft, Donphilopus, Koboko69, Arresa, Caseless, Gbawe MichaelSokoto, gbawe, Abagworo, OrlandoOwoh
, Berem, Jomoh, Egift, Arewafederation, Soroptimist, Keneking, Pendy79,Neenar, Desola, MizMyColi, Horus, Whitecat007, keneking, Lakpalakpa, ShehuAba, Rawani, Tribaleast, Olaaderin, Soroptimist, Mynd44, , Nduchucks, Lacasa, Pendy79, Omerta, Ilugunboy, Naptu2, Aussie, Joseph1013, Olayinka8793, MalcoImX, PassingShot, mayoroflagos, shymexx, OrlandoOwoh.

5.) The Nairaland Machine Guns: These are the "Gboromideleru's" and their stock in trade is going about every thread, monitoring & insulting Nairalanders who are fond of passing derogatory remarks about Tonto Dikeh, Linda Ikeji, Patience Jonathan, Reverend J & even Barack Obama. They serve as mouth pieces for anyone insulted on Nairaland e.g Stop mocking Patience Jonathan; can your own Mother compete with her in English Speaking?

Members of this group: daisy34, JUMIACONSUL, homesteady, lokito, felixtare, bruno419, talktimi.

6.) The Stomach Infrastructure Bloggers: These are the usual set of annoying bloggers that ventured into blogging business simply because Linda Ikeji bought & displayed her tear-rubber Range Rover. They usually lure Magas to their blogs by pasting incomplete stories on NL while directing you to visit their blogs for the complete part of the stories. The celebrity section is their domain and they create threads like "Maheeda Goes Completely Nude", Kim Kardashian Butt Is Exposed, "Tiwa Savage Is Pregnant" - Before nko, If Folly Coker fire her congo with something wey long & bend like banana, she no go get pregnant? Ask T-Billz if na true or not.

Members of this group: Mensnshshs, ToyozzieTohBad, e.t.c

7.) The Pharaohic Mods: You wonder if these Mods were recruited from Egypt because they derive maximum pleasure in banning Nairalanders unnecessary. If you make a mistake of insulting or even opposing any of their comments, then be ready to serve a minimum of 2days ban in addition to having your post/thread hidden or deleted without any concrete reason. I have just finished serving a 2day-ban simply because I said something nasty about a PDP Minion's mother but I wonder if these Mods are aware of how many times my Mother, Father & entire Lineage have been insulted here on Nairaland without any punishment meted out to the culprits.

Members of this group: Lemme not mention any name because dem fit delete my moniker.

8.) The Elitists: These are the most respectable Nairalanders whose domain is strictly the Car Talk Section. They conduct themselves with so much decorum all the time and are never arrogant or proud in administering solutions to their fellow Nairalanders Automotive Problems. I have never seen any of them indulging in tribal e-wars.

Members of this group: GAZZUZZ, CityNG, Siena, abatically, Ikenna351, lomomike, CarXus, yungboss, shagatti, sooperrescue.

9.) The Iyalode's (Countess) of Nairaland: These are prominent female Nairalanders that are known virtually in most of the Sections on Nairaland. Their attention is usually drawn to most threads by their fellow Nairaland requesting their contributions from their wealth of knowledge because they are intelligent and have answers to most questions.

Members of this group: MizMyColi, missmossy, Elantracey, Ishilove, Kachisbarbie, NgeneUkwenu, Berem, AfricanApple, Romanciella, farano.

10.) The Sex Starved Maniacs: These are mainly found in the Romance & Sexuality Sections. You can easily tell from their comment & threads that the last time they had sex was 5 years ago and they try by all means to getting the attention of cute female Nairalanders by always stalking & quoting them. They derive joy in creating threads like "Nairaland Most Beautiful Ladies" just for them to get noticed.

Members of this group: I do believe you know them.

11.) The Learners: These are primarily found in the Romance Section. While some of them derive joy in taking part in Nairaland's Beauty Peagent, others create silly & annoying threads about irrelevant issues such as "I Had Sex Last Nyte, Am I Still A Virgin?", I Am Still In Love With My Ex, What Should I Do?". They browse most of all the Male profiles of Nairalanders, looking for cute guyz with pink or red lips to seduce & date while forgetting so soon that the murderers of Cynthia Osokogu[The Facebook Girl That Got Raped & Murdered In A Hotel Room In Festac] were also very cute with red lips.

Members of this group: Just visit the Romance Section.

11.) The Political Rahabs: Well, I guess these set of folks are on Nairaland simply because of the "Likes", "Shares" & the attention they get. 1 minute, they're in support of Buhari & the APC, the next minute, they start singing praises of Reverend J & the PDP. Most of them are real politicians disguising themselves with fake monikers on Nairaland. BTW, in case you're wondering what Rahab means, just google the profession of BiBlical Rahab.

Members of this group: cramjones.

13.) The Commander In Chief: This fellow is the Alfa & Omega of Nairaland - Our very own "Oga At The Top" whose primary role is to oversee & manage all the activities of Nairaland.

Well, I do not know much about him personally but I do owe him an eternal gratitude for this online portal called Nairaland, being an Ambivert[75% Introvert & 25%Extrovert], I would never have learnt the true definition of Social Networking. Nairaland has become my Blood Tonic and I got so addicted, I had to deactivate my facebook account.

Director of this group: seun

Conclusion: I hereby fortify myself with the Nuclear Armor of God which comprises of; The Helmet of Obatala, The Garment of Amadioha, The Belt of Jesus, The Turban of Mohammed[Yes - this will be wrapped over the Helmet], The Leather Pants[Pata] of Bhudha, The Sword of Ogun Lakaye-Oshimale, The Necklace of Krishna, The Shoes of Orunmila and the Impenetrable Bubble of The Eck - Yes against all attacks & arrows that may be fired at me as a result of this thread - Amen!

babyosisi:
[size=18pt]GEJ until MUhammadu Buhari faces the West while praying[/size]

MizMyColi:
Hiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohio



Lolest!

Clearly OP --- your list is biased, in favour of the progressives. Lolz.

But I haven't stopped laughing! Waow! I appreciate your obvious oratory and writing skills. I woulda passed you off as an alt for Omenka. Haven't quite met a male progressive as intelligent and astute.

Following this thread joor.
I could use the laughter for today.

I reeeally hope they don't lock it

omenka:
Lol. You honour me. Gracias Senorita.

I presume you haven't met Barcanista.