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How The Poor N Rich Pray by ayomidearo(m): 7:47pm On Dec 26, 2014
Written by Tosin Ayo
HOW THE RICH AND THE POOR PRAY...
The Rich: Oh Lord my Father. Thank you for
always hearing me. I have just come to say
thank you for all you've done. Forgive me all
my sins. Let my business prosper. That
railway contract in Lagos and the oil
prospecting contract in Abuja, let me clinch
them this week. Stabilise my blood pressure.
Let my wife return safely from her trip to
Seychelles. Thank you for answered prayers.
In Jesus' name I have prayed. (Amen)
The poor: Faaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaatheeeeeeeeee eeeeer!!! X 10
Goooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo
ood!!!! X 10
My life! My life!! My life!!!
My head! My head!! My head!!!
Shakes head... Jesus....Jesus. ..Chisos...
Take me... Take me... Do it...Do it...Do it...
Poooooweeeeeeer rrrrrrrr!!!
Sweats...Grunts ...Groans...Gri ns...
Faaaaaaayaaaaaa aaaaa!!!
Shouts...Scream s...Oh Loooooooooooooo
oooooooooorrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rd....
Silence
Amen!
Das all...Still wondering why your prayer is not
answered? What exactly have you prayed
about? Be specific or keep on making noise...

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