I have come to a conclusion base on my findings that majority of Nairalanders will never make heaven..
Its not a curse oo but its reality.
1. The sexuality section visitors:
This categories of people go to this section just to excite their fantacy; alot of them go their with vaseline and the female go there with vibrator...... and you think heaven will accept them?

2. The family Section drivers: This categories of people gives deadly advices to innocent unsuspecting individuals in which women have being the most victims in this room.... and the women in the room like amebo and bad bad gossip that could rip off a home.

3. The Politics Section Analysers: This ones are even the devil in sheep clothings;
they will give you analyses of a politician and after the analyses they will grimble the ones who opposes their analyses and term them losers.

4. The Education Sector Liars: Theses section carry different type of students, teachers and even tutors.
some will tell you today they are schooling in france and by the time you check on them later in another discussion you will see ASUU/ASUP is wasting my time... May God forgive you.

5. The Religion Section: Chai! There is God oooo.
These are the worst hyprocrite you can ever meet..
you will see them preaching today.. tomorrow go to sexuality you will find majority of them there.
What are the doing there?
I hope its not preaching because na vaseline dey their left hand.

Op I have one question for u
Are u gonna make heaven?

sooooo. all the people you mentioned make up the whole nairaland?

U just want to talk ni.

Op, before we start can you first define and locate what you call "heaven"?

johncreek:
I have come to a conclusion base on my findings that majority of Nairalanders will never make heaven..
Its not a curse oo but its reality.
1. The sexuality section visitors:
This categories of people go to this section just to excite their fantacy; alot of them go their with vaseline and the female go there with vibrator...... and you think heaven will accept them?
2. The family Section drivers: This categories of people gives deadly advices to innocent unsuspecting individuals in which women have being the most victims in this room.... and the women in the room like amebo and bad bad gossip that could rip off a home.
3. The Politics Section Analysers: This ones are even the devil in sheep clothings;
they will give you analyses of a politician and after the analyses they will grimble the ones who opposes their analyses and term them losers.
4. The Education Sector Liars: Theses section carry different type of students, teachers and even tutors.
some will tell you today they are schooling in france and by the time you check on them later in another discussion you will see ASUU/ASUP is wasting my time... May God forgive you.
5. The Religion Section: Chai! There is God oooo.
These are the worst hyprocrite you can ever meet..
you will see them preaching today.. tomorrow go to sexuality you will find majority of them there.
What are the doing there?
I hope its not preaching because na vaseline dey their left hand.

Uncle Judge!!!

Hehehe..... Lol

Funny but that's the truth God have mercy on us.

These holier-than-thou people.... *rolls eyes*

I want to make hell.

I don't need to make Heaven, especially when your Heaven & Hell are on the Astral Plane.

My own Heaven starts from the Soul Plane[Atma Lok] and above, which are the pure positive worlds.

Besides; Y should I wait to translate for me to experience Heaven when I can explore all the higher worlds of existence via Soul Travel Here & Now?

My point is; Heaven is here and now, so Y wait until death?

If you're skeptical, chant the following sacred words 7 times b4 you go to bed & behold wonder: Alayi, Kala, Mana, Aum, Baju, Sugmad - Sugmad, Baju, Aum, Mana, Kala, Alayi.(7x)

Baraka Bashad!