spartoo:
hw can u lend ur gf moni and xpct 2 get t bac?
dat is wat th french call 'one chance'

I don't need a soothsayer to tell me where you schooled. Your parents must be proud of you.

Bia OP, May the good Lord bless you for making me laff this night. May you and everyone reading this have countless reasons to laff in 2015.

#goodstudent


#schoolfeesonpoint

#okthanks

#okbye

sammoe:


I don't need a soothsayer to tell me where you schooled. Your parents must be proud of you.

Bia OP, May the good Lord bless you for making me laff this night. May you and everyone reading this have countless reasons to laff in 2015.

#goodstudent


#schoolfeesonpoint

#okthanks

#okbye

yh..dats hw we roll

RedBenson:


I'm 4. My dad calls me Junior. Aunty, how are you?

poor boy# yo mama got u straying into peep biz and getting your nose in a place it dosent belong# come here lemme give u a hug......aunyy loves you now come get some ninja turtle pant I got u

Creamish:

huh! E bi e apa e to ba fun ni 6k yen lol, no come dey form wetin you no be for NL.

annawhite:
poor boy# yo mama got u straying into peep biz and getting your nose in a place it dosent belong# come here lemme give u a hug......aunyy loves you now come get some ninja turtle pant I got u

Wow! Aunty thank you for this gift. Can i also check to confirm if this is your type of pant? Pls Junior wants to see your pant and bra

annawhite:
poor boy# yo mama got u straying into peep biz and getting your nose in a place it dosent belong# come here lemme give u a hug......aunyy loves you now come get some ninja turtle pant I got u

d op postd a topic n needs advice u r abusin him n fightin anoda I tot a pretty gal like u wld be better composed n reserved wit intellect bt I got disappointd wit d comments or wld I call it rants u utterd it newyr 2morw pls change

richardjemedafe1:
I have a girl friend we stay in Uyo but
different university. and we never had sex. She just
graduated this month. I have travel to see her once and
I mistakenly saw her nude pictures she snap (only pant
and bra) and some with boys (pant and bra) and she
told me that was her birthday. Her mum knows me.
She borrowed 6k from me that she wants to use it to
sort, that her mum(lecturer) won't give her money to
sort. That she will refund it. She posted a pix on
whatssap and I comented thus; ''the pix is pretty n
glittering who is reponsible''. She became angry. We
cudnt chat nor call again till she came back this xmas. I
told her mum that I will be visiting them for xmas and I
called her to inform her, and she said I shouldn't come
if not she will pour me water unless am coming to give
her money, I was so angry. on saturday I told her we
should see so that we can discuss and its not about the
money she owed me, and that whether she will come 2
my house or we meet in restaurant or her house and
she replied that she won't be able to go anywhere, I
now asked her to refund my money and she says I
should never call her again, that I dashed her the
money, which she lied. Please what tricks should I do
to get back my money since she never pick my call
again? And I have the bank teller

(How can u collect your 6k)

This one is STROOOONG! Mod please move this to "Joke" section.

veegirl:


Another pained nigga

I'll not insult you today cus dis is a new year Do u think this guy will ever give his girlfriends money ever again talkless of loaning? a girl has spoilt food for several girls and women
Things lyk dis keep happening teaching millions of we guys lesson.

Creamish:


Lolz...is it 6k u use to do things for the block-brained girls? LMAO...guy no need na...They can do better for themselves..

You see? Thanks for reminding me that they are not even worth helping. But wait o, you follow?

Unibenstudent:
Money is the root of all evil sha,,I no fit shout.

CORRECTION..... The LOVE of money is the root to all evils.

Money can't be the root to evil because we all need it to survive in this world.

Pls o, d 6k is it in euro or pounds ??

Creamish:


Lolz...is it 6k u use to do things for the block-brained girls? LMAO...guy no need na...They can do better for themselves..

iSeeABlock-brainedGirlHere