SirShymex:


I like that. The first two are very important.

However, with "silence"- he was alluding to nagging, and giving the man his space sometimes. And also, it depends on mood and not trying for force things when the mood isn't right for it. Obviously, every man out there won't mind cuddling, chatting, and playing with his partner. But giving him space to breathe, when he isn't on it - won't be a bad idea.

I believe that's what he's alluding to.

Ok. It makes more sense now. I do like my space sometimes too.

babygirlfl:


Ok. It makes more sense now. I do like my space sometimes too.

Yes, space is very important, hence I'm not yet mentally ready to live with anyone.

So, babygirl, can cook?- that's interesting to know, esp. for a feminist.

A lot of edi ka ikang, yes? - Darn!! I miss Mama Calabar and the good ol'days when I used to go to St. Raphael's estate in Norf Weezy to jam with my Uncle and cousins.

Sophyrocks:

Chris rock wants a baby doll and thinks every other man should want one. What a fantasy! And they say women fantasize a lot. Pfft.

he wants company and I have given his potential fans solution.besides that Chris of a guy talks to much.mr marimaso

SAMBARRY:
he wants company and I have given his potential fans solution.besides that Chris of a guy talks to much.mr marimaso

No wonder he just recently divorced his wife. I wonder if his new lover is a baby doll.

Sophyrocks:


No wonder he just recently divorced his wife. I wonder if his new lover is a baby doll.

Just divorced?


Considering he's a comedian, not too surprised with the list

Sophyrocks:


No wonder he just recently divorced his wife. I wonder if his new lover is a baby doll.

Na bimbo dey fit their type



he's in America and his brain is that shallow while his ego is bigger than the size of fibroid




if he was a nigerian living in Nigeria he will have been horrible. In fact some time this year a guy like him who talks to much like him got sacked all thanks to me for orchestrating his sack.




I have been putting up with his loose and unbridled mouth especially the way he refers to ladies until he called me a mentally unbalanced patient who's only good at shaking her a55.now he's joined millions of unemployed graduates. Na their type be that. All I need to speed up the sacking is to bring documents and people that are ready to testify against him in disciplinary panel. So it is either you behave like a gentle man with me or no option

bukatyne:


Just divorced?


Considering he's a comedian, not too surprised with the list

Yea. he just got divorced. I even heard there was someone new.

SAMBARRY:


Na bimbo dey fit their type



he's in America and his brain is that shallow while his ego is bigger than the size of fibroid




if he was a nigerian living in Nigeria he will have been horrible. In fact some time this year a guy like him who talks to much like him got sacked all thanks to me for orchestrating his sack.




I have been putting up with his loose and unbridled mouth especially the way he refers to ladies until he called me a mentally unbalanced patient who's only good at shaking her a55.now he's joined millions of unemployed graduates. Na their type be that. All I need to speed up the sacking is to bring documents and people that are ready to testify against him in disciplinary panel. So it is either you behave like a gentle man with me or no option

What a shame. Ive always detested men who talk too much. There's always something not right about them.

Sophyrocks:




What a shame. Ive always detested men who talk too much. There's always something not right about them.

exactly

Sophyrocks:




What a shame. Ive always detested men who talk too much. There's always something not right about them.

i guess talking too much is a requirement for being a comedian.
He's just doing his job.

cococandy:
i guess talking too much is a requirement for being a comedian.
He's just doing his job.

Oh yes. I forgot. He is just doing his job. Who am i to judge?

Sophyrocks:


Yea. he just got divorced. I even heard there was someone new.

He can teach them to his new wife

Happy new year

bukatyne:


He can teach them to his new wife

Happy new year

Thanks dear. We thank God for preserving us alive to see another year.

Now dont be surprised yeah,men who visibly steam and rant on stage actually rarely talk at,home...years ago I read on the famous Ebony mag Bishop T.D Jakes' wife say he's the silent type at home asides posting,pic of him in apron haha...Chris,cud turn out a quiet man behind the curtains u,never know...I love me some quiet..I think 99% of men wud ever give a,'yes' to cuddling

SAMBARRY:


Na bimbo dey fit their type

he's in America and his brain is that shallow while his ego is bigger than the size of fibroid

if he was a nigerian living in Nigeria he will have been horrible. In fact some time this year a guy like him who talks to much like him got sacked all thanks to me for orchestrating his sack.

I have been putting up with his loose and unbridled mouth especially the way he refers to ladies until he called me a mentally unbalanced patient who's only good at shaking her a55.now he's joined millions of unemployed graduates. Na their type be that. All I need to speed up the sacking is to bring documents and people that are ready to testify against him in disciplinary panel. So it is either you behave like a gentle man with me or no option

Kulyie, black men are the same everywhere when it comes to what they desire in women. It's a cultural thing, that's intertwined with blackness - hence only black men can handle the excessive testosterone most black women secrete. You defo. need to leave Nigeria, and travel more - your TV lied to you.

You mean the same Chris Rock who has been described as one of the most intelligent/greatest comedians of all time, due to how he infuses realism, and things happening in real time - into his comedy sketches - talks too much? The same guy most folks listen to when he talks, no? We aren't talking about perforated mouth having Steve Harvey, who can't keep a woman, and has been married thrice, here. The same clown who told women to start thinking like a man, and scammed women, to get rich, off that wave. We're talking about one of the legendary comics - who uses reality to create humour, and make folks of all races and backgrounds laugh, while learning a thing or two.

Stop it - when Chris Rock speaks, you ought to listen. Can you see why I told you to go enlarge ya batty now cos of what scientists said about women with big bums?

SAMBARRY:
I have been putting up with his loose and unbridled mouth especially the way he refers to ladies until he called me a mentally unbalanced patient who's only good at shaking her a55.now he's joined millions of unemployed graduates. Na their type be that. All I need to speed up the sacking is to bring documents and people that are ready to testify against him in disciplinary panel. So it is either you behave like a gentle man with me or no option

Oh please spare us the tales, it will be a miracle for any man to act gentlemanly around someone as loud, uncouth, and disrespectful, as you - I will not blame any man who refers to you as mentally unbalanced, I mean have you gone through your post history before?

Eishhhhh...

So what. I should now do what?

crackhaus:

Oh please spare us the tales, it will be a miracle for any man to act gentlemanly around someone as loud, uncouth, and disrespectful, as you - I will not blame any man who refers to you as mentally unbalanced, I mean have you gone through your post history before?

Eishhhhh...

Yinmu.na so

SirShymex:


Kulyie, black men are the same everywhere when it comes to what they desire in women. It's a cultural thing, that's intertwined with blackness - hence only black men can handle the excessive testosterone most black women secrete. You defo. need to leave Nigeria, and travel more - your TV lied to you.

You mean the same Chris Rock who has been described as one of the most intelligent/greatest comedians of all time, due to how he infuses realism, and things happening in real time - into his comedy sketches - talks too much? The same guy most folks listen to when he talks, no? We aren't talking about perforated mouth having Steve Harvey, who can't keep a woman, and has been married thrice, here. The same clown who told women to start thinking like a man, and scammed women, to get rich, off that wave. We're talking about one of the legendary comics - who uses reality to create humour, and make folks of all races and backgrounds laugh, while learning a thing or two.

Stop it - when Chris Rock speaks, you ought to listen. Can you see why I told you to go enlarge ya batty now cos of what scientists said about women with big bums?

To put it differently, Chris Rock managed to bash men in a way that would've made the most jaded of feminazis - Angela Dork-in - proud, and yet some men actually applaud and cheer him on. I can't.

Chris Rock is a passably-funny nut, but then again I attribute much of his comedy success to his high-pitched voice, and funny-looking face. He's not nearly funny enough to listen to (the true test of comedy), and he's def nowhere in the neighborhood of Dave Chapelle's comedic genius (Tbh I feel a little dirty mentioning them in the same sentence - what blasphemy!). If you ever get a 'chance' to go to one of CR's shows, don't. Save yourself the gas! Better yet, use it as an opportunity to commit your one good deed of the day/month/year/decade by presenting the intended ticket money to a nearby charity, or homeless person instead.

In my not-quite-so-humble, but ever-accurate opinion

E-Soul

Most celebrities be deceiving other men publicly,they preach what they can never try in their homes.

@ EnlightenedSoul

So right there...Dave Chappelle is

Where is he? Haven't heard of him since jetting off to somewhere in Africa.

@ post

I thought everyone wants that too.

^^ He's been back after that, performing at some shows here and there, but I haven't heard anything recent tbh. I've kinda been under a rock.

Now the ladies are baring their fangs arrgh!!!

SirShymex:


Yes, space is very important, hence I'm not yet mentally ready to live with anyone.

So, babygirl, can cook?- that's interesting to know, esp. for a feminist.

A lot of edi ka ikang, yes? - Darn!! I miss Mama Calabar and the good ol'days when I used to go to St. Raphael's estate in Norf Weezy to jam with my Uncle and cousins.

You know my old manor??

As much as I like Chris rock(sometimes)
I've to admit he does tell sexist jokes.
Occasionally it is evident the discomfort in his audience and the apparent final oh-well-it-is-a-joke acceptance before they laugh.

But we are talking money then. Anything to make it I guess

EnlightenedSoul:
To put it differently, Chris Rock managed to bash men in a way that would've made the most jaded of feminazis - Angela Dork-in - proud, and yet some men actually applaud and cheer him on. I can't.

Chris Rock is a passably-funny nut, but then again I attribute much of his comedy success to his high-pitched voice, and funny-looking face. He's not nearly funny enough to listen to (the true test of comedy), and he's def nowhere in the neighborhood of Dave Chapelle's comedic genius (Tbh I feel a little dirty mentioning them in the same sentence - what blasphemy!). If you ever get a 'chance' to go to one of CR's shows, don't. Save yourself the gas! Better yet, use it as an opportunity to commit your one good deed of the day/month/year/decade by presenting the intended ticket money to a nearby charity, or homeless person instead.

In my not-quite-so-humble, but ever-accurate opinion

E-Soul

2CatWoman:


You know my old manor??

Lol, that's my Uncle's bit.

What's the bus number that goes there from Kilburn again?

I used to be out there a lot back in the day, from St Ralphs, to Stonebridge, to that massive naij church around Wembley axis.

A lot of naija uncles and carib wives abound there. My cousins are also half-naija and half-jamaican.

sirshymex

what do u think?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV5xAB09KIc

Missy89:
sirshymex

what do u think?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV5xAB09KIc

What is the video about?

I'm not at home and my battery is about to die. So I can't watch it now.

SirShymex:


What is the video about?

I'm not at home and my battery is about to die. So I can't watch it now.

MVD training video (trying to derail the thread)

Missy89:


MVD training video (trying to derail the thread)

Lol, give me an hour then. I should be home by then.

Am I gonna get a video of you twerking that batty with it?

@Missy89

I'm sure you know Spetsnaz aren't the Russian special forces. They're just a level or two above the regulars. Alpha Group is the special force, and those guys are brutal as fvck.

Nice video though.

SirShymex:
@Missy89

I'm sure you know Spetsnaz aren't the Russian special forces. They're just a level or two above the regulars. Alpha Group is the special force, and those guys are brutal as fvck.

Nice video though.

Yeah i know.
there are many spetsnaz group.