TEACHER: Who is an Hausa Fulani?

STUDENT: Anyone who comes from the North or a Southerner who works for APC. Examples include Domkat Bali, Yakubu Gowon, Tunde Idiagbon, Sunday Awoniyi, Theophilus Danjuma.....or from the South like, Bola Tinubu, Fashola, Ajimobi, Ngige, Okorocha, Amaechi, Oshiomole and co.

TEACHER: Who taught you this nonsense?

STUDENT: People that are more learned than you, Sir. You are a 'graduate' of Teachers Training College, I am talking of B.Sc, M.Sc, PhD, etc holders, that is how they define it. For further details, call Dr. Abati.

TEACHER: They are teaching you nonsense. Okay, what is the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

STUDENT: Very simple. A Christian is a member of the PDP e.g, Asari Dokubo, Shekarau, Bamanga Tukur, Musiliu Obanikoro, amongst others. A muslim is a man or woman who is a card carrying member of the APC, e.g Rotimi Amaechi, Rochas Okorocha, Sam Nda-Isaiah, Akeredolu, George Akume and others.

TEACHER: What??!!!So who is Boko Haram?

STUDENT: Very simple. Tinubu, Buhari, Atiku, Ngige, Kwakwanso etc.

TEACHER: You must be very stupid!

STUDENT: No sir, they must be very stupid!

TEACHER: Who are the 'they'?
STUDENT: Those that are teaching me 'those things'.

TEACHER: No they are not just very stupid, they are saTANic! Never listen to them again!

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