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Re: First Time by D1KeleVra(m): 11:00am On Jan 14, 2009
Why u come dash me buffday na?

i LOVE TO SHAIT (REMIX)

D1KeleVra Raps:

The more i shait, the mo' i loose weight                         (Backup voicing: shait shait shait shait)
This verse is shait, the thread is gainin weight
After a shait comes my Bath, damn NEPA just took light  (Backup voicing: shait shait shait shait)
But i've got back-up Power, Its why i rap in the shower
That cake i ate last Night, uh no, I gatz to go Shait          (Backup voicing: shait shait shait shait)
Its a new year, a new day, but still the same ol' Shait      (Backup voicing: shait shait shait shait)

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Re: First Time by D1KeleVra(m): 11:05am On Jan 14, 2009
clemcykul:

its being activated.

@dayo i don't want to start wid u this year, so buzz off and let sleepn dogs die in peace**

Clement, u don talk am wit ur own mouth say u be dog.
Re: First Time by romsky: 11:07am On Jan 14, 2009
Dayo u don make my clumsy run now
Re: First Time by clemcykul(f): 2:55pm On Jan 14, 2009
D1KeleVra:

Clement, u don talk am wit ur own mouth say u be dog.
my firewall is finding it difficult blocking ur over rated stupidity!
Re: First Time by romsky: 3:10pm On Jan 14, 2009
abeg leave d small pikin child nah
Re: First Time by sylve11: 4:17pm On Jan 14, 2009
gabrywyl:

This is ma new hit single for 2009. Hope you go like it. Its called I love to Shait grin

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I love to shait. . . . . (Backup voicing: shait shait shait shait)

Loud and long and clear. . . .


The more I shait. . . . (Backup voicing: shait shait shait shait)


The more I shait every year. . . . . grin

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By the way, Happy Buffday D1Kelevra kiss

yeye child u don start again, abi?

clemcykul:

my firewall is finding it difficult blocking ur over rated stupidity!

lol grin, same time shocked
Re: First Time by Gabry(f): 4:22pm On Jan 14, 2009
D1KeleVra:

Why u come dash me buffday na?

i LOVE TO SHAIT (REMIX)

D1KeleVra Raps:

The more i shait, the mo' i loose weight                         (Backup voicing: shait shait shait shait)
This verse is shait, the thread is gainin weight
After a shait comes my Bath, damn NEPA just took light  (Backup voicing: shait shait shait shait)
But i've got back-up Power, Its why i rap in the shower
That cake i ate last Night, uh no, I gatz to go Shait          (Backup voicing: shait shait shait shait)
Its a new year, a new day, but still the same ol' Shait      (Backup voicing: shait shait shait shait)

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Hey! Thats cool naaa!!!  grin  So like this, I will sing and you will feature in your rap in it so it will be Gabby fea D1Kelevra withe HIT song I love to Shait~! OH COOL!!!!  grin

sylve11:

yeye child u don start again, abi?


Start wetin? U no like ma song?  sad
Re: First Time by D1KeleVra(m): 4:32pm On Jan 14, 2009
gabrywyl:

Hey! Thats cool naaa!!!  grin  So like this, I will sing and you will feature in your rap in it so it will be Gabby fea D1Kelevra withe HIT song I love to Shait~! OH COOL!!!!  grin

Start wetin? U no like ma song?  sad

That na Grammy-worthy song. Tear down the the uk n us charts.

clemcykul:

my firewall is finding it difficult blocking ur over rated stupidity!

Ur firewall stupid na! its just immitating its user.
Re: First Time by romsky: 4:37pm On Jan 14, 2009
ur album shd be a free gift during xmas so pipul will get d message & not ova feed
Re: First Time by D1KeleVra(m): 4:42pm On Jan 14, 2009
U should make an album so that ud get relief donations.
Re: First Time by Gabry(f): 4:43pm On Jan 14, 2009
D1KeleVra:

That na Grammy-worthy song. Tear down the the uk n us charts.


Yes ooo and I bet it wil beat that song. . . Wetin be that song the one that goes like this

Oh hot damn , this is my jam
Keep me partying till the A.M
Yall don’t understand , make me throw my hands
In the ayer , ay , ayer , ayer , ay , ayer

CHAI!!!

romade:

ur album shd be a free gift during xmas so pipul will get d message & not ova feed

Free gift? Nahhh. . . Its chargeble ooo
Re: First Time by sylve11: 4:49pm On Jan 14, 2009
See Sade Adu in da house.
Re: First Time by romsky: 4:59pm On Jan 14, 2009
chei wonders no dey end 4 wanderer body o
Re: First Time by sylve11: 5:21pm On Jan 14, 2009
i go slap u die o, fubbish.
Re: First Time by D1KeleVra(m): 5:32pm On Jan 14, 2009
U dey vex o!
Re: First Time by dani1luv: 6:01pm On Jan 14, 2009
i nor dey vex
Re: First Time by D1KeleVra(m): 6:07pm On Jan 14, 2009
who dey talk to u? I know say u nor dey vex, u be fowl. tongue
Re: First Time by dani1luv: 6:13pm On Jan 14, 2009
who dey talk to u? I know say u nor dey vex, u be fowl. tongue
How u take knw say i be fowl
Re: First Time by sholabanke(m): 6:14pm On Jan 14, 2009
where u see the fowl for here?
Re: First Time by D1KeleVra(m): 6:26pm On Jan 14, 2009
Na me take the guy family portrait photo. tongue
Re: First Time by dani1luv: 6:30pm On Jan 14, 2009
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Re: First Time by sholabanke(m): 6:57pm On Jan 14, 2009
Mr photographer
undecided
Re: First Time by romsky: 9:20am On Jan 15, 2009
D1KeleVra:

Na me take the guy family portrait photo. tongue

dat was so bad of u angry
Re: First Time by sylve11: 9:43am On Jan 15, 2009
sad
Re: First Time by romsky: 10:13am On Jan 15, 2009
who collect ya bread?
Re: First Time by clemcykul(f): 10:25am On Jan 15, 2009
@dikelewatever

nice stroking cool
Re: First Time by sylve11: 10:43am On Jan 15, 2009
u na
Re: First Time by D1KeleVra(m): 11:11am On Jan 15, 2009
romade:

dat was so bad of u angry

And why is that?

clemcykul:

@dikelewateveVra

nice stroking cool

Bops, no dey let computer think for u, its better if u type urself, its been tried tested n approved.
Re: First Time by romsky: 11:39am On Jan 15, 2009
family?
Re: First Time by Ben13: 11:43am On Jan 15, 2009
no
Re: First Time by D1KeleVra(m): 11:46am On Jan 15, 2009
I am officially apologising for dissin a family, it would never happen again.

D1KeleVra:

Na me take the guy family portrait passport photo. tongue

Better. Right?
Re: First Time by romsky: 11:58am On Jan 15, 2009
yes mama shd be proud of u

come r u nor s'pose 2 be in class tichin sum kids?

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