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Blonde Physical Education Teacher by johnw74: 6:25am On Jan 13, 2015
A blonde chick gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16 year olds.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running
Around having fun, kicking a football.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
'You ok?' she asks.
'Yes,' he replies.
'You can go and play with the other kids, you know,' she says.
'It's best I stay here,' he says.
'Why's that, sweetie?' asks the blonde..
The boy looks at her incredulously and says: "Because I'm the goal keeper !!!"

Re: Blonde Physical Education Teacher by johnw74: 6:26am On Jan 13, 2015
I'm sorry she hasn't a shirt on.
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Re: Blonde Physical Education Teacher by Nobody: 6:29am On Jan 13, 2015
chai....see bobby
Re: Blonde Physical Education Teacher by saaedlee: 6:32am On Jan 13, 2015
Blonde dumb
Re: Blonde Physical Education Teacher by johnw74: 11:39pm On Jan 13, 2015
Blonds are not really dumb, but there are a lot of dumb blond jokes, like there are a lot of Irish jokes.
Re: Blonde Physical Education Teacher by johnw74: 12:36am On Oct 22, 2015
On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife in Dublin were listening to the radio during breakfast.



They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snowplough can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplough can get through." The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electric power went out.



The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplough can get through?"

Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied........





"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

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