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Virgin On Her Wedding Night by farotika(m): 4:19pm On Dec 18, 2008
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by PG: 6:58pm On Dec 18, 2008
so what?
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by PG: 7:39pm On Dec 18, 2008
been virgin or not is happened. :
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by krama(m): 7:43pm On Dec 18, 2008
. . . grin
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by darequam(m): 8:16pm On Dec 18, 2008
i'm Obama undecided grin
God dam u at poster , i've posted dat joke here b4, anyway sha kudos

Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by sholabanke(m): 10:44pm On Dec 18, 2008
must u shows urself
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by empress12: 11:11pm On Dec 18, 2008
yea must u show ur self, hmmmmm
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by bydot1(m): 11:16pm On Dec 18, 2008
*poster, nice one u've got there grin
imagine him yeye face, tsee3w angry
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by bydot1(m): 11:16pm On Dec 18, 2008
*poster, nice one u've got there grin
imagine him yeye face, tsee3w angry
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by empress12: 11:19pm On Dec 18, 2008
lolzzz dnt mind d, tryna clam obama lolzzzz , apeeee!!!!
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by sholabanke(m): 11:46pm On Dec 18, 2008
angry
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by bydot1(m): 12:02am On Dec 19, 2008
Why that face na
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by sholabanke(m): 12:23am On Dec 19, 2008
just to tell him am not happy wit him
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by darequam(m): 3:21am On Dec 19, 2008
African Obama
Just because i show my face
people de hala
dem de kolo
both here and inside em house
including in other other topics
Seun self respect me.
I don't what's wrong with ya all, is it been long u'v seen a cute gentle man?
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by izeek(m): 9:13am On Dec 19, 2008
u feel say if them call roll call for fine bois u go join?

i wonder y the ugly ones are always quick to snap pics.

well dont blame u, u bera have sometin to exhibit ur wowoness.

afterall e no easy to use one bucket of wowo take baff.
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by Joey7(m): 9:24am On Dec 19, 2008
well sha i like that confidence it takes risk to be successfull in life
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by bydot1(m): 9:49am On Dec 19, 2008
Yahoo+ no easy na my bro
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by Ben13: 10:42am On Dec 19, 2008
hehehe. . .nice one poster
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by farotika(m): 12:55pm On Dec 19, 2008
I beg make una leave african Osama, oh, sorry shocked African Obama alone o. grin cheesy
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by bydot1(m): 3:39pm On Dec 19, 2008
hehehe, grin
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by DereI(f): 5:22pm On Dec 19, 2008
Na wa ooo, Una sure say that babe na real virgin abi na wayo wayo own
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by Jeovy(m): 5:34pm On Dec 19, 2008
help us ask her and report back to us
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by CuteAngel(f): 10:59am On Dec 20, 2008
darequam:

African Obama
Just because i show my face
people de hala
them de kolo
both here and inside em house
including in other other topics
Seun self respect me.
I don't what's wrong with ya all, is it been long u'v seen a cute gentle man?

Dry face wit kpomo mouth grin
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by Ezeamama(m): 12:20pm On Dec 20, 2008
just 3 times something's wrong with him
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by sholabanke(m): 12:26pm On Dec 20, 2008
@cuteangel
u know u cute pass all this abuse
wey dey comot for ur mouth now
please take am easy wit him
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by bydot1(m): 12:33pm On Dec 20, 2008
undecided
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by sholabanke(m): 12:35pm On Dec 20, 2008
hmmm
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by farotika(m): 11:00am On Dec 22, 2008
Dere I:

Na wa ooo, Una sure say that babe na real virgin abi na wayo wayo own

The girl nah virgin o, d only thing be say the thing sweet am no be small grin
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by babsongudus: 11:08am On Dec 22, 2008
virgin ko virgin atlantic ni. make una dey dull una sef for there. una go reach heaven before una see virgin
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by bydot1(m): 12:06pm On Dec 22, 2008
You sure?
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by farotika(m): 2:42pm On Dec 22, 2008
babsongudus:

virgin ko virgin atlantic ni. make una dey dull una sef for there. una go reach heaven before una see virgin

Nah lie angry My mama nah virgin tongue grin
Re: Virgin On Her Wedding Night by krama(m): 2:51pm On Dec 22, 2008
farotika:

My mama nah virgin tongue grin

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

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