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10 Things Telemundo Has Taught Me by Nobody: 2:19pm On Jan 15, 2015
These are the lessons i've learnt from Telemundo:

1. As a lady, you must be beautiful. Especially if you are poor. That way, rich men must fight over you.

2. If you are a poor girl, don't worry, once u are of age, your parents will reveal that u are actually a billionaire

3. If you are a beautiful rich lady in love with a man that is not interested in you, u must be skilled at sneaking around, stealing, killing, and lying.

4. All bad people end up in two places. Jail, and Psychiatric wards.

5. It doesn't matter how skimpy your dress is, once u are the main character, you are a good girl. If u like, go around naked (My heart beats for Lola)

6. Even though you are a poor girl, your clothes will always be the most beautiful (Gardeners daughter)

7. Decency is by mouth, even if u get pregnant for a guy at the age of 18 in the name of love. It's all good.

8. No matter how many times you Bleep up, your true love will always come back. And u two will get married.

9. Look around you carefully, before the end of your story, somebody must die. Maybe even you. But if na you, u go come back from the dead.

10. Your guy is the best man in the world.


I'll post more, if I remember them.
Re: 10 Things Telemundo Has Taught Me by SAMBARRY: 2:24pm On Jan 15, 2015
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I'll rather watch cartoon than those so called telemundo and even if i am that jobless I no see film watch i will watch the old telemundo classics
Re: 10 Things Telemundo Has Taught Me by Nobody: 2:28pm On Jan 15, 2015
ok
Re: 10 Things Telemundo Has Taught Me by LuckyLadolce(m): 2:34pm On Jan 15, 2015
So u won lie say u no learn how to kiss grin
Re: 10 Things Telemundo Has Taught Me by Nobody: 2:42pm On Jan 15, 2015
It's true. The classics still remain the best
SAMBARRY:
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I'll rather watch cartoon than those so called telemundo and even if i am that jobless I no see film watch i will watch the old telemundo classics
Re: 10 Things Telemundo Has Taught Me by hummerwise(m): 2:49pm On Jan 15, 2015
Lol, As Nollywood take get trend of acting, so also mexicawoood grin grin
Re: 10 Things Telemundo Has Taught Me by obongtunji: 3:10pm On Jan 15, 2015
If you are a house help or security man's daughter, don't worry a rich guy is coming to marry you.
Re: 10 Things Telemundo Has Taught Me by princesuko(m): 11:57am On Jan 17, 2015
i prefer TELEVISTA to TELEMUNDO tongue
Re: 10 Things Telemundo Has Taught Me by simdam500(m): 1:48pm On Jan 25, 2015
Lol.... embarassed
























Oo stop imagining tongue

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