As another presidential election in Nigeria approaches, and the perennial court jester and terror gang leader, Weeping General Buhari, is once again poised to cap off his impressive track record with by far THE most humiliating electoral defeat in the history of mankind, one cannot help but feel genuine pity for the geriatric Paaa Buhari, particularly since he only recently received the welcome news that he will soon die horribly, of prostate cancer and terminal untreated syphilis.

Now then, as this latest defeat looms on the horizon for terror gang leader Buhari, compassionate observers are bound to wonder what can be offered the serial election loser, in the way of compensation for his cumulative wasted effort and pointlessly squandered electioneering funds.

Here are a few token placebos that can be tossed like food scraps to Weeping General Buhari, in furtherance of the need to discourage Buhari from ordering the mass murder of yet more election officials, when his defeat is again confirmed by election results this coming February 2105.

1. Personal Assistant to the Ambassador of Nigeria, posted to the Republic of North Korea, Haiti, Somalia or Afghanistan.

2. Grand Exalted Seriki-for-Life of Buhari Village, located in the Fundamentalist Federation of Sharianistan.

3. Living zoo exhibit of primitive man, who can be caged at the Berlin Zoo, and put on display for crowds of holiday makers to see in the flesh.

4. Honorary Rector of the Boko Haram University of Decapitation and Disembowelment, located in the desert north east of Nigeria.

5. Toilet Cleaning Administrator overseeing ALL buildings and out-houses located in the premises of Aso Rock Campus, Abuja, Nigeria.

Readers expressing support for awarding the above five consolation prizes are welcome in this thread, along with learned contributions from any pundits that may have thought up other alternative suggestions in this vein.

Thank you for your cooperation, and God bless.

The question should be the other way round.

Seriousely when Jona looses his own don finish and he will go down in history as the worse president ever.

PapiWata:
As another presidential election in Nigeria approaches, and the perennial court jester and terror gang leader, Weeping General Buhari, is once again poised to cap off his impressive track record with by far THE most humiliating electoral defeat in the history of mankind, one cannot help but feel genuine pity for the geriatric Paaa Buhari, particularly since he only recently received the welcome news that he will soon die horribly, of prostate cancer and terminal untreated syphilis.

Now then, as this latest defeat looms on the horizon for terror gang leader Buhari, compassionate observers are bound to wonder what can be offered the serial election loser, in the way of compensation for his cumulative wasted effort and pointlessly squandered electioneering funds.

Here are a few token placebos that can be tossed like food scraps to Weeping General Buhari, in furtherance of the need to discourage Buhari from ordering the mass murder of yet more election officials, when his defeat is again confirmed by election results this coming February 2105.

1. Personal Assistant to the Ambassador of Nigeria, posted to the Republic of North Korea, Haiti, Somalia or Afghanistan.

2. Grand Exalted Seriki-for-Life of Buhari Village, located in the Fundamentalist Federation of Sharianistan.

3. Living zoo exhibit of primitive man, who can be caged at the Berlin Zoo, and put on display for crowds of holiday makers to see in the flesh.

4. Honorary Rector of the Boko Haram University of Decapitation and Disembowelment, located in the desert north east of Nigeria.

5. Toilet Cleaning Administrator overseeing Nigeria's ALL buildings and out-houses located in the premises of Aso Rock Campus,Abuja, Nigeria.

Readers expressions of in support of the above five consolation prizes are welcome in this thread, along with learned contributions from any pundits that may have thought up other alternative suggestions in this vein.

Thank you for your cooperation, and God bless.

A certificate he could finally call his own.

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He ha ha I like It. A certificate to PLEDGE that the terror gang leader has in fact gotten over his record unbroken string of electoral losses, and will kill innocent civilians no more.

Suicide is always an option for chronic losers.

INEC will make a customized T-shirt for him as a Regular customer that he is...........
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Haters, how market na?? Who should receive those Prizes now. Buhari or Jona?

Sodiq3:
Haters, how market na?? Who should receive those Prizes now. Buhari or Jona?

I don line up wit dem for Abubakar Abdusalam house for Minna. I come beg say I nogo do so again. Say if to say I know, I for no commit.

Since the time when we Oga don enter president, any GBAM when I hear like this, na so I go begin dey run. Stress don nearly kill me finish.

I run go Jonathan him village for Delta, say make dem help me, but na cane and blanla dem take drive me commot there.

Man pikin no know which way to face again. I don change my cloth, change my house, change my number, change my work-place, change my car and change my wife self, but I still dey fear like how antelope dey fear for time of hunter, sotay I pass corner-corner travel go tanda for my village.

Jakumo:

Suicide is always an option for chronic losers.

F O O L

I D I O T

I M B E C I L E

Wonder !

PapiWata:
Wonder !

PapiWata how market since April 1st na?

KingTom:
PapiWata how market since April 1st na?

If you see me as I dey now, you nogo know me again, because of how my neck don long like tolo-tolo neck, due to so-so hungry.

Even Mama Peace no gree pick my call again. I beg my brother send me credit make I explain am finish for you.

PapiWata:


If you see me as I dey now, you nogo know me again, because of how my neck don long like tolo-tolo neck, due to so-so hungry.

Even Mama Peace no gree pick my call again. I beg my brother send me credit make I explain am finish for you.

Chai this guy, you funny die!!!

PapiWata:


If you see me as I dey now, you nogo know me again, because of how my neck don long like tolo-tolo neck, due to so-so hungry.

Even Mama Peace no gree pick my call again. I beg my brother send me credit make I explain am finish for you.

Hehehe! Hahahaha! Hehehe! Hahahaha!

NTORR........