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To Those That Call Jonathan Clueless. by Nobody: 6:03am On Jan 23, 2015
See una life.. You call Jonathan clueless and daft but who is more foolish than you herds of cattle who keep following a stark illiterate Fulani forger and liar?


Mumu people.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2056002_buharicertificateforged_jpeg2382ff4842bffe1a8208a471a266a1bf
Re: To Those That Call Jonathan Clueless. by Nobody: 6:07am On Jan 23, 2015
^^ nah you sabi pass..

Sharp man know say maggaz go soon rush come defend their Fulani master.
Re: To Those That Call Jonathan Clueless. by podosci(m): 6:52am On Jan 23, 2015
For the illitrates, lemme explain
First there is a spread sheet issued by waec, that one contains everybodies grade.
2nd,,,,since it takes waec time to prepare the cert, The school would then issue a
statement of result signed by the school,
3rd....Waec would then send your certificate after sometime
Ignorance,The statememt of result you saw was issued when buhari requested for it
and it was dated 21/01/15.....Thats why it has Buhari recent passport.
THE Spreadsheet from cambridge Waec is dated 1961.
IF you go to your school 2mao to request for your statement of result tomao , what
date and passport would they put there?
@OP, have you written waec? Am asking because i am trying to justify your ignorane
conerning waec, if you have written but still dont understand school issued waec
Statment of result, waec spreadsheet and waec certificate, then Our generation is in
serious trouble.
I can understand the ignorance of some people............ rather than checking for
"cambridge Wasc", people must have been checking for "WAEC" .....Buhari took
cambridge wasc, not waec
what you dull people are seeing has "!" is not A1, it means absent or not done
the result is graded from 1-10,,,
1-4 means good
5-7 credit
7-8 pass
8-10 fail
The fact i have to explain this proves Majority of Nigerians are stark illiterates
Below is reply from cambridge confirming that hausa was offered in 1961 Wasc has some idiots have been saying otherwise

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Re: To Those That Call Jonathan Clueless. by OrlandoOwoh(m): 7:07am On Jan 23, 2015
podosci:
For the illitrates, lemme explain
First there is a spread sheet issued by waec, that one contains everybodies grade.
2nd,,,,since it takes waec time to prepare the cert, The school would then issue a
statement of result signed by the school,
3rd....Waec would then send your certificate after sometime
Ignorance,The statememt of result you saw was issued when buhari requested for it
and it was dated 21/01/15.....Thats why it has Buhari recent passport.
THE Spreadsheet from cambridge Waec is dated 1961.
IF you go to your school 2mao to request for your statement of result tomao , what
date and passport would they put there?
@OP, have you written waec? Am asking because i am trying to justify your ignorane
conerning waec, if you have written but still dont understand school issued waec
Statment of result, waec spreadsheet and waec certificate, then Our generation is in
serious trouble.
I can understand the ignorance of some people............ rather than checking for
"cambridge Wasc", people must have been checking for "WAEC" .....Buhari took
cambridge wasc, not waec
what you dull people are seeing has "!" is not A1, it means absent or not done
the result is graded from 1-10,,,
1-4 means good
5-7 credit
7-8 pass
8-10 fail
The fact i have to explain this proves Majority of Nigerians are stark illiterates
Below is reply from cambridge confirming that hausa was offered in 1961 Wasc has some idiots have been saying otherwise
Don't mind those clueless fellows of Jonathan. Every school has a spreadsheet containing all subjects in which they enter the grades of their students for every external examination sat for. The spreadsheet (otherwise called statement of result) is issued before the external examination bodies make their certificates ready. When I sat for my SSCE, as a the result came out, it was forwarded to my school. Because results had not started to be put on the internet, I went to make school to check. The teacher in charge asked if would want it printed out. I paid some money and my grades were written against all the subjects I took on the spreadsheet. The spreadsheet was what I used as statement of result to gain admission. I used it for ten years before I got my SSCE certificate.

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Re: To Those That Call Jonathan Clueless. by Nobody: 7:14am On Jan 23, 2015


Meet Mallam Buhari.

Mallam has only 150 cows.

Strangely His stock has remained the same since 2003.

Could this be because he can't count?

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Re: To Those That Call Jonathan Clueless. by zantama05(m): 8:48am On Jan 23, 2015
Op you must be shoeless boy undecided

and any shoeless boy must be clueless boy
and any clueless na clueless. shikena! that's how the reality is.

at last by God grace feBuhari 14 that useless shoeless villager who doesn't have human sympathy in him will track with out shoe to his way back to that remote village called otueke.

GMB love by masses hated by corrupted people.

#I DECIDED GMBUHARI2015 ........

I pledged to Nigeria my country, to be
working, voting and praying, to oppose
the cluelessness of the shoeless one, to
whom16 is greater than 19, to whom
stealing is not corruption; that may God
give me the wisdom to vote the slowpoke
out of office, and send him packing from
Aso-rock, to Otuoke from where he
came aboard our ship, come 2015 my
lord,
And uphold our honour and glory so
help me God. that's all.

Nextaa

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Re: To Those That Call Jonathan Clueless. by AmucheJane(f): 9:30am On Jan 23, 2015
Many educated illiterate is much in Nigeria, is obvious buhari did not write WAEC. GEJ till 2019.

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Re: To Those That Call Jonathan Clueless. by KanwuliaJara: 9:36am On Jan 23, 2015
He is clueless.
If he was not, he would have realized that OBJ put him there AND WILL TAKE HIM OUT! kiss
If he was not, he would have realized that spending 10 YEARS IN ASSO ROCK is AN UNCONSTITUTIONAL TABOO! kiss
If he was not, he would have realized that OBJ was a serpent in his garden of Eden! kiss

HE IS NOT ONLY CLUELESS. . . HE IS A GEJ. . . . . . [size=20pt]A GENETICALLY ENGINEERED JACKASS![/size]
GEJ. . . . Indeed! cheesy
Re: To Those That Call Jonathan Clueless. by robosky02(m): 2:29pm On Feb 07, 2015
BackDatAssUp:
See una life.. You call Jonathan clueless and daft but who is more foolish than you herds of cattle who keep following a stark illiterate Fulani forger and liar?


Mumu people.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2056002_buharicertificateforged_jpeg2382ff4842bffe1a8208a471a266a1bf


this result looks fake in all totallity the man has consistantly said his name is Muhammadu Buhari and here is certificate with muhamed buhari
and the lenght of time it took to evem manufacture it is another proof of its non existance
Re: To Those That Call Jonathan Clueless. by gambit10: 2:53pm On Feb 07, 2015
AmucheJane:
Many educated illiterate is much in Nigeria, is obvious buhari did not write WAEC. GEJ till 2019.

( 'it's' obvious) olodo rabata " 'is' obvious buhari did not write WAEC" and u wrote WAEC and passed English language abi 'literate' ode

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