Am short about 4 ft. Very dark in complexion, with a very big head and enormous K leg. Havent had a girl friend in 20 years. What do i do?

Join belivers luv world nd there'l b a complete turn around

Really?

Lol!!!

@poster.men ur situation is so sad.but never mind u wl find ur match.best of luck

lol!!! nld UNA NO GO KILLI ME OOHHH!!!

Come people

Give me practicable advice. Tell me what to do to attract beautiful girls like Abani

@poster.who is abani?or do u mean agbani darego?

Iv told u 2 go 2 christ embassy! Go there nd join d choir or b an usher nd ladies wud b at ur beck nd call!

i have some lyrics that u just might need to make the magic happen if u need it holla at me at michael_scott387@yahoo.com
thanks

Am short about 4 ft. Very dark in complexion, with a very big head and enormous K leg. Havent had a girl friend in 20 years. What do i do?

An obvious lie. Do you know what 4 feet is? Ok, you just want attention, i get it. Please reduce the drama

why not work on your self (confidence, financial situation, health) instead of worrying about women.

mike1609:

i have some lyrics that u just might need to make the magic happen if u need it holla at me at michael_scott387@yahoo.com
thanks

If lyrics work for a girl, then you should probably reconsider her.

yemmyse:

Am short about 4 ft. Very dark in complexion, with a very big head and [b]enormous K leg[/b]. Havent had a girl friend in 20 years. What do i do?

bad combinations

Just pray hard . . . . . there is still hope

_{this is a fat lie tho}

Na wa o. Completetly rotfl.  

Ok but just in case you're serious and not being funny, I apologize for laughing.

You are concentrating too much on the things that are wrong with you. Most girls like confident (don't read this to mean cocky) men. Look around you, is it like you've never seen short and unusual-looking married men.

Go to places where you'll meet single ladies (e.g. singles fellowship at church is usually a hotspot), but because we can all also be shallow, go in with the intention to make friends. As they get to know you as a person and get to be friends, I'm sure someone will overlook the physical once they get to know you.

So don't give up hope. I think there's someone out there for everyone.

@ topic,

when you dont like yourself,  who will? see how you described yourself, you must be joking!

yemmyse:

Am short about 4 ft. Very dark in complexion, with a very big head and enormous K leg. Havent had a girl friend in 20 years. What do i do?

You're a joker. . . if this is really true. There's someone for every one. You'll survive. Just keep praying and hoping.

well the only thing you can is just get Jennifer Lopez Or Beyonce contact, then ask then for friendship first, later you can turn that real relationship. I
hope that realy help get your size


i wish u goodluck finding them

Yemisi, is this a joke?

Yemi,

Sharap!!! I would show this to HER!!!

Anyway if you need one Ennyluv is still waiting.

Aki and Pawpaw are the most eligible bachelors in Naija and their description matches yours.

na wa oooo.

If you make enough money, GIRLS WILL LOVE YOU.


Look at Donald trump and many of our UGLY nigerian politicians walking around with young beauriful babes

U have a very little problem. . . I've helped people with your kinda problem and now they look better with women licking them like sugar. . .

Just wear Hills. . . Use Bleaching cream so u can look lighter. . . Cut your head into 2. . . Break your legs completely and have it mended at the orthopedics. . .

Finish! Girls'll be allover u!

@poster, no worry urself. gaskiya you no get am por floblem. Yarinyas genreally no dey choosy regarding appearance when it comes to deciding which man will be best for her( I am proof of that) just ensure that ur pocket is fat enuf. . .

to yemmyse stay away from ibadan during festivals they use peeps like yo for juju sacrifice

I bet yur lying yu gotta get the dough then any ladies gotta be with yu for the dough is mighty MEEEEN

ifele:

to yemmyse stay away from ibadan during festivals they use peeps like yo for juju sacrifice

I bet yur lying yu gotta get the dough then any ladies gotta be with yu for the dough is mighty MEEEEN

Dude u are so shallow

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roflmao!
wetin na only u
haba  

rotflmsgbo


just work on ur finance
and chicks wld run after u

although ur case is a serious one sha

Thamk U ma peeople.

After caring pout ur sugggestion, I grew 2 extra feet tonite and a bit lighter in complexion and my head is well shaped now.


Ebony

Dont worry am now very fine.


Dayokanu

Na u i wan give enyluv now, na ur size.

your description only fits one thing, and that is a goat - you must be a goat then?

yemmyse:

Thamk U ma peeople.

After caring pout ur sugggestion, I grew 2 extra feet tonight and a bit lighter in complexion and my head is well shaped now.


Ebony

don't worry am now very fine.


Dayokanu

Na u i wan give enyluv now, na ur size.

Sweetie put your picture up.