Voting along with him for Jonathan....

Deejavuu:


Aawwww cute baby

Borrow me for 2weeks

Pesin pikin, for 2weeks

jaybiz007:
Summary, she should avidly support her hubby in:
Gambling, Drinking, Clubbing and what have you...
#EndTimeThings

DTS wat we call helpmeet na?

weird

DickDastardly:

Uuumm, not really, but you see, a tipsy woman gives the best styles

I used to think same till I woke up in a pool of vomit. Ok, next time out I made all the orders, a bottle of odeku per 3 bottles of water and lots of asun, then it worked!

[s][/s]u shuld d husband to dis type bro.. ;Du shuld d husband to dis type bro..

Why did muhammad hated Jewish so much , enslaved , killed them and raped their women ? He hated Jewish people so much that he made it part islam to hate Jewish. Muhammad said in his famous authentic hadith that the day of judgment will not come untill all the Jews are killed by muslims.
Recently, a Pakistani religious leader, Pirzada Muhammad Raza Saqib Mustafai, said: "When the Jews are wiped out ... the sun of peace [will] begin to rise on the entire world." The same preaching is routinely done not only by clerics, but by politicians -- in Iran, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, and elsewhere. This is not just Ahmedinijad; it is at the heart of Islamic theology that world peace will be established only when all the Jews are wiped from the earth. But few people in Western media are alarmed by this kind of rhetoric or care to expose this dreadful dark side of Islam's obsession with Jew-hatred.
I do not believe that one has to be an authority on human behavior or group thinking to find out the obvious pathology in Islamic Jew-hatred. It is time for all of us to uncover and expose this atrocity against the Jewish people. We owe that to humanity and the truth.
No true Muslim can see that such hatred is unbecoming and unholy for a world religion to focus on and that the credibility of Islam is tarnished by such hatred. No Muslim is allowed to go far enough to self-analyze or ask why such hatred. Muslims defend Jew-hatred by claiming that Jews betrayed Muhammad and thus deserve of this kind of treatment. Even when I was a Muslim, I believed that the one-sided story against Jews by Islam was enough to justify all the killing, terror, lies, and propaganda by Islamic leaders against Jews. To the average Muslim, routinely cursing Jews in mosques feels normal and even holy!
After a lot of thinking, analysis, research, and writing, I discovered that Jew -atred in Islam is an essential foundation to the Islamic belief system that Muslims cannot seem to be able to rid themselves of. Jew-hatred masks an existential problem in Islam. Islam is terrified of the Jews, and the number-one enemy of Islam is the truth, which must be constantly covered at any cost. It does not matter how many Muslim men, women, and children die in the process of saving Islam's reputation. The number-one duty of Muslims is to protect the reputation of Islam and Mohammad. But why would a religion burden its followers like that? This is why:
When Mohammed embarked on his mission to spread Islam, his objective was to create a uniquely Arabian religion, one created by an Arab prophet, which reflected the Arabian values and culture. Yet to obtain legitimacy, he had to link it to the two previous Abrahamic religions, Judaism and Christianity. He expected the Jewish tribes who lived in Arabia to declare him their Messiah and thereby bring him more legitimacy with Arabs, especially with his own tribe in Mecca, the Quraish. Because his own tribe had rejected and ridiculed him, Mohammed needed the approval of the Jews, whom he called the people of the book. But the conversion of Jews to Islam was part of the scenario that Mohammed had to accomplish in order to prove to Meccans that they had made a mistake by rejecting him.
That was one of the reasons Mohammed chose to migrate to Medina, a town that had predominantly been settled by Jewish tribes and a few impoverished Arabs who lived around the Jews. The Jews allowed Mohammed to move in. At the beginning, the Koran of Mecca was full of appeals to the Jews, who were then described as "guidance and light" (5:44) and a "righteous" people (6:153-154), who "excelled the nations" (45:16). But when the Jews rejected the appeasement and refused to convert to Islam, Mohammed simply and completely flipped. The Quran changed from love to threats and then pure hatred, cursing, and commandments to kill Jews. Rejection by the Jews became an intolerable obsession with Mohammed.
Not only did the Jews reject him, but their prosperity made Mohammed extremely envious. The Jewish Arabian tribes earned their living from legitimate and successful business, but Mohammed earned his living and wealth through warfare -- by attacking Arab tribes, some of whom were from his own tribe -- and trade caravans, seizing their wealth and property. That did not look good for a man who claimed to be a prophet of God. The mere existence of the Jews made Mohammed look bad, which led Mohammed to unspeakable slaughter, beheading of 600 to 900 Jewish men of one tribe, and taking their women and children as slaves. Mohammed had the first pick of the prettiest woman as his sex slave. All of this senseless slaughter of the Jews was elaborately documented in Islamic books on the life of Mohammed -- not as something to be ashamed of, but as justified behavior against evil people
One does not have to be psychiatrist to see the obvious: that Mohammad was a tormented man after the massacre he orchestrated and forced his fighters to undertake to empower and to enrich himself and his religion. To reduce his torment, he needed everyone around him, as well as future generations, to participate in the genocide against the Jews, the only people whom he could not control. An enormous number of verses in the Koran encouraged Mohammed's fighters to fight, kill, and curse Muslim fighters who wanted to escape fighting and killing Jews. The Quran is full of promises of all kinds of pleasure in heaven to those who followed Mohammed's killing spree and curses and condemnation to those who chose to escape from fighting. Muslims were encouraged to feel no hesitation or guilt for the genocide because it was not they who did it, but rather "Allah's hand."
Mohammed never got over his anger, humiliation, and rejection by "the people of the book" and went to his grave tormented and obsessed that some Jews were still alive. On his deathbed, Mohammed entrusted Muslims to kill Jews wherever they found them, which made this a "holy commandment" that no Muslim can reject. Muslims who wrote sharia understood how Mohammed was extremely sensitive to criticism, and that is why criticizing Mohammed became the highest crime in Islam that will never be forgiven even if the offender repents. Mohammed's message on his deathbed was not for his followers to strive for holiness, peace, goodness, and to treat their neighbors as themselves, but rather a commandment for Muslims to continue the killing and the genocide against the Jews. Killing thus became a holy act of obedience to Mohammed and Allah himself.
Mohammed portrayed himself as a victim of Jews, and Muslims must avenge him until judgment day. With all Arab power, money, and influence around the world today, they still thrive at portraying themselves as victims. Sharia also codified into law the duty of every Muslim to defend Mohammed's honor and Islam with his own blood, and allowed the violation of many commandments if it is for the benefit of defending Islam and Mohammed. Thus, Muslims are carrying a huge burden, a holy burden, to defend Mohammed with their blood, and in doing so they are allowed to kill, lie, cheat, slander, and mislead

I love almost all but my hubby will not give in to this and so many other men too, so dnt blame the woman he refuses.

Deejavuu:


Aawwww cute baby

Borrow me for 2weeks

haaaaa!!! Dem dey borrow pikin take pose for 2weeks again? Haaa Nothin wey i no go hear for NL oooo. Abeg make i jejely go sleep

Ohkay

Giving head nko

She must be an end time wife

DickDastardly:
No long thing..........here goes below

1. Occasionally going to Mama Ngozi's Beer Palour with him.

2. Watching Football games with him no matter how boring they are.

3. Helping him to pick sure games on Nairabet and soccer pools.

4. Opening the door in time for him in time when he partied or clubbed came back late.

5. Understanding with him and giving him breathing space when he says his head is filled!

6. Petting and caring for him when he is inebriated till he comes to!

7. Buying him stuff like lovely ash tray and stupor vomit bucket on his special days!

8. Cutting down on street gossip and nagging.

9. Going out pantless with him and grabbing a quicky @ weird places to blow his mind.


You can add yours

-What about allowing him come into the house with ashewo
-still playing gambling inside the house with friends

op is definately high on













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DickDastardly:
No long thing..........here goes below

1. Occasionally going to Mama Ngozi's Beer Palour with him.

2. Watching Football games with him no matter how boring they are.

3. Helping him to pick sure games on Nairabet and soccer pools.

4. Opening the door in time for him in time when he partied or clubbed came back late.

5. Understanding with him and giving him breathing space when he says his head is filled!

6. Petting and caring for him when he is inebriated till he comes to!

7. Buying him stuff like lovely ash tray and stupor vomit bucket on his special days!

8. Cutting down on street gossip and nagging.

9. Going out pantless with him and grabbing a quicky @ weird places to blow his mind.


You can add yours

Dear OP,


You would have allowed the Op of the others one open This thread.

They are on two different wavelenghts

omanifrank:
hmmm

please how did you convert the text in your signature that says "click here" into a link

What did u do with ur youth? Ur kids should imbibe this training bah? Esp ur daughters? It seems u wrote this while tipsy. U will be happy when ur son have a vomit bucket, kai, it seems u smoked a very good one too

Op ur no.9 is so true,me and me wifey use to do dat most times we go out.

Oro rirun !

Eleyi gidigan! Most of d points r on football wat of d husband wey no dey into ball nko? Pik sure games imagine! God forbid make my husband gamble, beer parlour is too local for me to go with my darling husband, we will go to oda beta places, we must go everywere tgda even toilet.

DickDastardly:

My baby, thing? if i catch u ee she is 5months

Abeg bross who b d person wey carry ur baby... jst askin cos she is pretty.

MzNelly:
Wow....

Sharap

Op. You are quite high true.

I like your list jor.

This does not go for everybody

DickDastardly:
No long thing..........here goes below

1. Occasionally going to Mama Ngozi's Beer Palour with him.

2. Watching Football games with him no matter how boring they are.

3. Helping him to pick sure games on Nairabet and soccer pools.

4. Opening the door in time for him in time when he partied or clubbed came back late.

5. Understanding with him and giving him breathing space when he says his head is filled!

6. Petting and caring for him when he is inebriated till he comes to!

7. Buying him stuff like lovely ash tray and stupor vomit bucket on his special days!

8. Cutting down on street gossip and nagging.

9. Going out pantless with him and grabbing a quicky @ weird places to blow his mind.


You can add yours

I so like the number 9, infact it covers others Jare....hehehehehehe

Wat abt washing his dick

DickDastardly:
No long thing..........here goes below

1. Occasionally going to Mama Ngozi's Beer Palour with him.

2. Watching Football games with him no matter how boring they are.

3. Helping him to pick sure games on Nairabet and soccer pools.

4. Opening the door in time for him in time when he partied or clubbed came back late.

5. Understanding with him and giving him breathing space when he says his head is filled!

6. Petting and caring for him when he is inebriated till he comes to!

7. Buying him stuff like lovely ash tray and stupor vomit bucket on his special days!

8. Cutting down on street gossip and nagging.

9. Going out pantless with him and grabbing a quicky @ weird places to blow his mind.


You can add yours

Not captivating at all!

No.9 is da bomb plus dancing erotically for him alone

This list is for those married to drunk men

ROZZAYY:
Eleyi gidigan! Most of d points r on football wat of d husband wey no dey into ball nko? Pik sure games imagine! God forbid make my husband gamble, beer parlour is too local for me to go with my darling husband, we will go to oda beta places, we must go everywere tgda even toilet.

You can make man to laugh...

standd:
No.9 is da bomb plus dancing erotically for him alone

1 million likes for you jare..

DickDastardly:
No long thing..........here goes below

1. Occasionally going to Mama Ngozi's Beer Palour with him.

2. Watching Football games with him no matter how boring they are.

3. Helping him to pick sure games on Nairabet and soccer pools.

4. Opening the door in time for him in time when he partied or clubbed came back late.

5. Understanding with him and giving him breathing space when he says his head is filled!

6. Petting and caring for him when he is inebriated till he comes to!

7. Buying him stuff like lovely ash tray and stupor vomit bucket on his special days!

8. Cutting down on street gossip and nagging.

9. Going out pantless with him and grabbing a quicky @ weird places to blow his mind.


You can add yours

3. Helping him to pick sure games on Nairabet and soccer pools.
I dont agree with OP #3