~Sauron~:

I don't want your husband to suspect a thang!!!
I am on me way!!!

ok from this day i av divorced sauron,tope and busybody y'all r free to have him

LOL . . . . U just need sm coaching on how to handle men like sauron
Holla me, 200pounds per lesson, u gree?

busybein:

ok from this day i av divorced sauron,tope and busybody y'all r free to have him

Jenny?? Divorced ke.
U have a hubby, i have Tope.
It cancels out.

busybein:

ahhhhhh tipper really senior pan ooo,busybody how far can u get with tope,d babe means serious biz

abeg tope go sitdon,action speaks louder than typing on NL

I've got a method already, can you keep a secret ^{whispering into Busybein's tatafo ears} I am going to set Tangent on Tope and whilst they are at each other's throat, I will gently shimmy and sashay my way to the crib of the all-virile, all-encompassing, all-embracing, all-rounder Sharon. I am gonna be under the sledge hammer of the mighty Jackal, for an all-out, all-nighter, i want me some broken hip-bone too

tope2000:

How iz u?
Settled? not yet
We would swap very soon

hehehe I'm glad sad to inform you that the deal is off. If I see you within a 3 mile radius of Stephen I will have you arrested by the NL Police and no amount of seduction would get you free

busybein:

ok from this day i av divorced sauron,tope and busybody y'all r free to have him

*Singing Rihanna's Take A Bow*

busybein:

ok from this day i av divorced sauron,tope and busybody y'all r free to have him

Good riddance that Baba Dibia is good o, he promised me they would voluntarily quit one by one, and before you can say Jack Robinson, they are already falling like a pack of cards, one down, one dozen to go

make una take sauron ooo i dash una,let me go get myself my atheist husband

~Sauron~:

Jenny?? Divorced ke.
U have a hubby, i have Tope.
It cancels out.

u can add busybody to the list

Who is divorcing who?

I am more than available

I will even do the dishes

DaPhoenix:

hehehe I'm glad sad to inform you that the deal is off. If I see you within a 3 mile radius of Stephen I will have you arrested by the NL Police and no amount of seduction would get you free

Lmao
Let stephen be the judge of that na

~Sauron~:

Jenny?? Divorced ke.
U have a hubby, i have Tope.
It cancels out.

I just loff this dude, very faithful n loyal 2 me

busybein:

make una take sauron ooo i dash una,let me go get myself my atheist husband

doyin13:

Who is divorcing who?

I am more than available

I will even do the dishes

im divorcing ur lover sauron

doyin13:

Who is divorcing who?

I am more than available

I will even do the dishes

What of washing the undies?(No washing Machine) If u accept i hook you up with one now now

busybein:

u can add busybody to the list

Busybody?? I love busy bodies!!!!
Letz hope she keeps it busy in bed.

busybein:

make una take sauron ooo i dash una,let me go get myself my atheist husband

Negative. . . . . . . .Our UNholy affair is TDDUP!!!!!

doyin13:

Who is divorcing who?

I am more than available

I will even do the dishes

Finally! Step right up, Sir.

DaPhoenix:

hehehe I'm glad sad to inform you that the deal is off. If I see you within a 3 mile radius of Stephen I will have you arrested by the NL Police and no amount of seduction would get you free

*Singing Rihanna's Take A Bow*

ahn ahn. . . .why are u fine like this na. Only one woman ooo

In Warri. . .  u are the kind of girl that makes Warri men shout ''Ekpotenshi''

Walaii would like to sample ur sangwegwe

Jennykadiri u no see yourself. see fine babe for here.
wetin happen to you.

presido1:

What of washing the undies?(No washing Machine) If u accept i hook you up with one now now

Won't you try and hook yourself up first.

E no easy, considering you look like Emulewu

doyin13:

Jennykadiri u no see yourself. see fine babe for here.
wetin happen to you.

i know say i no fine,leave me like dat

what is the thread about again sef 

but i tire for this whole Stephen palava

na to dey carry muscle for head be the thing

make the boy go siddon jare

all this wahala over photoshopped pictures

shior

doyin13:

ahn ahn. . . .why are u fine like this na. Only one woman ooo

In Warri. . .  u are the kind of girl that makes Warri men shout ''Ekpotenshi''

Walaii would like to sample ur sangwegwe

Jennykadiri  u no see yourself. see fine babe for here.
wetin happen to you.

Won't you try and hook yourself up first.

E no easy, considering you look like Emulewu

hahaha (trying to sound British) fanks love  I didn't understand half of what you said but I see you still got your funny side and still good looking. I haven't seen you smile though, I bet you'd look even cuter.

doyin13:

what is the thread about again sef 

but i tire for this whole Stephen palava

na to dey carry muscle for head be the thing

make the boy go siddon jare

all this wahala over photoshopped pictures

shior

jealousyyyy

busybein:

jealousyyyy

me jealous ke. . .

U wan make i show u my phone, all the txt messages wey
girls dey send me.

like this one. . . . ._{''doyin13 u are so crap at sex''}


kai. . .e be like say na the wrong phone be this

doyin13:

me jealous ke. . .

U wan make i show u my phone, all the txt messages wey
girls dey send me.

like this one. . . . ._{''doyin13 u are so crap at sex''}


kaie be like say na the wrong phone be this

I freaking love your sense of humor! You don't see that around here often.

DaPhoenix:

I freaking love your sense of humor! You don't see that around here often.

awww. . .you are starting to sound like i have finally scored

doyin13:

awwwyou are starting to sound like i have finally scored 

Yup and here's your trophy [img]http://brandysource.net/board/Smileys/default/muah[/img]

Meet me in my room so we can "discuss" further.

doyin13:

awwwyou are starting to sound like i have finally scored

CONGRATULATION doyin

acidrop:

CONGRATULATION doyin

Thank you Thank you. . . . . No really, thank you very much

First I would like to thank, all those females who rejected me hithero,
otherwise any acceptance might have prevented this moment where
this stupendously beautiful lady feels me worthy to ''discuss'' with.

Secondly, I would like to thank all men around the world for being such
mongooses, so much so, this phoenix avoided them to ''discuss'' with me.

Last but not least, I would like to thank Seun for this platform.
If not this website, where would this poor man have went to find such
a princess

Thank you again.

LMAO . . . too funny. But are you gon' stand there and joke around or come and, dare I say, please me?

DaPhoenix:

LMAO . . . too funny. But are you gon' stand there and joke around or come and, dare I say, please me?

Phoenix. . . . here I come


Peeps. . . watch this space

doyin13:



Phoenix. . . . here I come


Peeps. . . watch this space

No I don't want to watch this space, I want to watch through the keyhole

doyin13:



Phoenix. . . . here I come


Peeps. . . watch this space

ashewo ajegunle

Busy_body:

No I don't want to watch this space, I want to watch through the keyhole

amebo,must u watch,pls show me a video of u and tumfulu doing the thingy on d bed

Busy_body:

No I don't want to watch this space, I want to watch through the keyhole

LMAO . . . .

Busy_body:

No I don't want to watch this space, I want to watch through the keyhole

keyhole ke? i dont wanna watch at all, i mean its doyin we talking of here.

doyin13:

Thank you Thank you. . . . . No really, thank you very much

First I would like to thank, all those females who rejected me hithero,
otherwise any acceptance might have prevented this moment where
this stupendously beautiful lady feels me worthy to ''discuss'' with.

Secondly, I would like to thank all men around the world for being such
mongooses, so much so, this phoenix avoided them to ''discuss'' with me.

Last but not least, I would like to thank Seun for this platform.
If not this website, where would this poor man have went to find such
a princess

Thank you again.

so those this mean u gonna finally settle down with one chick in nairaland. . . . lol

i see nothing wrong with flirting