10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The Naija
University


1.The Sadist - Most students are scared of him. He
comes to
class, threatens everyone, you rarely see him smile,
always serious with a straight face. He never gives an 'A' and
when
result comes out, his courses are always mass failure.
He is
usually the most hated lecturer.


2. The comedian - He is more or less a stand-up comedian.
Always lively, students look forward to his laughter-
filled
lectures but once taken for granted, he can be
shocking. He is
usually stingy with marks/grades.

3.The Student lecturers - Also known as Assistant
lecturers.
They usually start as errand boys to some top
lecturers in the
department, they mark exam scripts, invigilate
during tests & exams and later graduate to helping the lecturers
with some
of their lectures. They are usually hyperactive,
aggressive and
proud which usually results into a clash with the
students.

4.The Crazy Lecturer - He rarely smiles, does things in
an
unusual manner including ways of speaking(with
big
grammar like Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon), a funny
dress sense (can even wear Kito sandals). He is always REAL and
serious,
doesn't care what his students feels or think about
him, highly
unpredictable and lectures for 3/4hrs until the
students complains.


5.The Fatherly Lecturer - He is always matured,
homely,
approachable, and friendly. He takes his time to
extensively
teach his students in such a way that once you fail his course,
you know that you truly deserve to fail. He is
students'
favourite.


6.The Lazy Lecturer - He comes to class twice in a
semester (One, for course introduction & later, for revision, a
week to
Exams). He doesn't lecture nor teach, he only comes
to read
out loud while the students listen. He doesn't care if
you understand or not, and 15 or 20mins, he is done for
the day's
lecture.


7.The 'Runs' lecturer - He comes to class, gives
shabby
lectures and drop his mobile digits or his errand boy's digits
(The coded students knows what to do). # 5k for 'C',
# 8k for
'B' and # 10k for 'A' depending on the importance or
Unit of
the course.

8.The Departmental dog - Woman wrapper. He takes
advantage of any vulnerable female student, it
doesn't matter
how young she is, the sex addict just want to get laid
at the
slightest opportunity. Hide your babe, sister, daughter from
him.


9.The story teller - 90% of his lecture is the story
about his
days in the University and how serious/dedicated
they were those days + how he still consult his 1973 lecture
notebook.
He talks about how bad the Gov't and the school
management
is, especially if he is an ardent ASUU member. He
usually receive at least 10 phone calls within a lecture.


10a. The Religion fanatic (Spirikoko) - This type of
lecturer
comes to class to chip in the Gospel within his lecture,
inviting
the entire class to his church & mid week programmes. He is
always gentle but carry expo make him catch u. U go
hear
ween.

10b.The Religion fanatic (Mallam) - He comes to class
and usually separates the female students from the male
students
before his lecture begins. He looks gentle and you
won't need
to be told before you know u don't need to joke
with him. Take him for granted and you will pay dearly.
How many have u come across in ur school/school
days?

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10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The Naija
University


1.The Sadist - Most students are scared of him. He
comes to
class, threatens everyone, you rarely see him smile,
always serious with a straight face. He never gives an 'A' and
when
result comes out, his courses are always mass failure.
He is
usually the most hated lecturer.


2. The comedian - He is more or less a stand-up comedian.
Always lively, students look forward to his laughter-
filled
lectures but once taken for granted, he can be
shocking. He is
usually stingy with marks/grades.

3.The Student lecturers - Also known as Assistant
lecturers.
They usually start as errand boys to some top
lecturers in the
department, they mark exam scripts, invigilate
during tests & exams and later graduate to helping the lecturers
with some
of their lectures. They are usually hyperactive,
aggressive and
proud which usually results into a clash with the
students.

4.The Crazy Lecturer - He rarely smiles, does things in
an
unusual manner including ways of speaking(with
big
grammar like Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon), a funny
dress sense (can even wear Kito sandals). He is always REAL and
serious,
doesn't care what his students feels or think about
him, highly
unpredictable and lectures for 3/4hrs until the
students complains.


5.The Fatherly Lecturer - He is always matured,
homely,
approachable, and friendly. He takes his time to
extensively
teach his students in such a way that once you fail his course,
you know that you truly deserve to fail. He is
students'
favourite.


6.The Lazy Lecturer - He comes to class twice in a
semester (One, for course introduction & later, for revision, a
week to
Exams). He doesn't lecture nor teach, he only comes
to read
out loud while the students listen. He doesn't care if
you understand or not, and 15 or 20mins, he is done for
the day's
lecture.


7.The 'Runs' lecturer - He comes to class, gives
shabby
lectures and drop his mobile digits or his errand boy's digits
(The coded students knows what to do). # 5k for 'C',
# 8k for
'B' and # 10k for 'A' depending on the importance or
Unit of
the course.

8.The Departmental dog - Woman wrapper. He takes
advantage of any vulnerable female student, it
doesn't matter
how young she is, the sex addict just want to get laid
at the
slightest opportunity. Hide your babe, sister, daughter from
him.


9.The story teller - 90% of his lecture is the story
about his
days in the University and how serious/dedicated
they were those days + how he still consult his 1973 lecture
notebook.
He talks about how bad the Gov't and the school
management
is, especially if he is an ardent ASUU member. He
usually receive at least 10 phone calls within a lecture.


10a. The Religion fanatic (Spirikoko) - This type of
lecturer
comes to class to chip in the Gospel within his lecture,
inviting
the entire class to his church & mid week programmes. He is
always gentle but carry expo make him catch u. U go
hear
ween.

10b.The Religion fanatic (Mallam) - He comes to class
and usually separates the female students from the male
students
before his lecture begins. He looks gentle and you
won't need
to be told before you know u don't need to joke
with him. Take him for granted and you will pay dearly.
How many have u come across in ur school/school
days?

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What about gbogboishe lecturer?
Hard to classify, because he fits into 2 or more classes

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The irate lecturer that gets annoyed when you get a question right. He will be like "my friend sit down there ! I too know. You not supposed to know everything''