i was traveling to uyo .a tall,dark and pretty lady was sitting beside me.i opened up a discussion with her.we exchanged numbers with her and we lost contact.this was because she uses a celtel line and it costs a fortune to exchange calls with her at cheap rates with my mtn account.after 4 months ,i received a call from her urging me to come over to her place.when i got there ,i was shocked to see many ladies all in party wears and looud music blaring from a nearby speaker.i thought i was invited to an all ladies party,thus my anticipation rose and my adrenaline started pumping.she took me upstairs to an unfinished apartment,that was when i sensed a rat.i asked her if she lives in the house and she affirmed to it.we went into her room and went at each others clothes with burning fire in our loins.she undressed me and i reciprocated.that was when she struck.she said she needed some money from me so she can recharge her account.i told her she should have informed me earlier as i did not plan for that.she drew me closer to her on the bed ,but to my wildest imagination i lost my erection.she was aware it was as a resut of my shock on the realisation of her occupation.i felt relieved when my girlfriend called and told me she was on her way to come and see me.i gave her some money with which to recharge her phone and immediately took my leave.after some time she called to apologise and i told her it was not necessary .since then she has been bugging me with calls and tales of her love for me.

Cool,what a way to end the year.
@ poster
You are worse than she is,u hv a gf and went for her clothes! You should be smacked back to reality.

Change ur number.

arramyjay:

Cool,what a way to end the year.
@ poster . . .You are worse than she is,u hv a girlfriend and went for her clothes! You should be smacked back to reality.

Exactly . . .but , can you blame a guy. . .lol . . .its fun when the gal is running the chase atimes

dude u shulda known the min u got there,
cant u tell a hoe from a houswife

Funny you appreciated her call even after you said it was expensive. Now she wants you to help her recharge her phone and suddenly she is a LovePeddler. You also have a girl friend whom you gave money to recharge her phone.

Posts like this make me wonder what some people are thinking when they connect to the net.

omega25red:

Funny you appreciated her call even after you said it was expensive. Now she wants you to help her recharge her phone and suddenly she is a LovePeddler. You also have a girl friend whom you gave money to recharge her phone.

Posts like this make me wonder what some people are thinking when they connect to the net.

LOL They think we are all kids and stupid.

threadstarter, u r telling porkies.
e for better say u Bleep am then give her the money.

donsanchez:

i thought i was invited to an all ladies party,thus my anticipation rose and my adrenaline started pumping.

we went into her room and went at each others clothes with burning fire in our loins.she undressed me and i reciprocated.

i felt relieved when my girlfriend called and told me she was on her way to come and see me.

After reading these statements, I have come to the conclusion that you sir are the real hoe. She just made an expensive call and all she asked was to be refunded and you failed epically. I hope she calls and your girlfriend picks up and dumps your broke ass.

@OP
Still dont get it.Your willy dropped because she is a LovePeddler or because she asked for money? If its the money, it means same thing can happen when your babe or wifey asks for money before sex.

Anyway, you eventually get used to these things whether money dey or e not dey.

Boy! Ain't you lucky.i find this hard to beleive.after a couple of months after you guys met and stopped communicating.suddenly you received a call and headed to screw her huh.when you have a girlfriend.you funny o.

Fantasy
I bet u are still a virgin dude.

donsanchez:

i was traveling to uyo .a tall,dark and pretty lady was sitting beside me.i opened up a discussion with her.we exchanged numbers with her and we lost contact.this was because she uses a celtel line and it costs a fortune to exchange calls with her at cheap rates with my mtn account.after 4 months ,i received a call from her urging me to come over to her place.when i got there ,i was shocked to see many ladies all in party wears and looud music blaring from a nearby speaker.i thought i was invited to an all ladies party,thus my anticipation rose and my adrenaline started pumping.she took me upstairs to an unfinished apartment,that was when i sensed a rat.i asked her if she lives in the house and she affirmed to it.we went into her room and went at each others clothes with burning fire in our loins.she undressed me and i reciprocated.that was when she struck.she said she needed some money from me so she can recharge her account.i told her she should have informed me earlier as i did not plan for that.she drew me closer to her on the bed ,but to my wildest imagination i lost my erection.she was aware it was as a resut of my shock on the realisation of her occupation.i felt relieved when my girlfriend called and told me she was on her way to come and see me.i gave her some money with which to recharge her phone and immediately took my leave.after some time she called to apologise and i told her it was not necessary .since then she has been bugging me with calls and tales of her love for me.

but to my wildest imagination i lost my erection.she was aware it was as a resut of my shock on the realisation of her occupation

hmmmmmm!

Your explanation doesnt quite explain the problem!

I think you should see a doctor about your persistent erectile dysfunction. Apart from that, I cant make head or tail of your story!

Well arent u the lucky bastard

am sure you must have slept with her. No be so?

why did it have to be Uyo??

U shud run for ur dear life!!!!!!

For all of u patronising harlots they are the best way to get HIV/AIDS and until someone close to u suffers from it u'll never know the realness of this disease. Pls wake up in the year '09

What is your problem now? Is't that you forgot you have a girl before you embarked on this journey of no return or what. You are unfaithful friend, go ahead with her and change her life. Because from your story, you don't fancy your former girl any more. if you do, i don't think you will go to Uyo in the first place.

haha

gal, u be the only one there

guy na wa for u ooo, u mean say ashawo like abi na love, e be like say this world don dey change oooo, guy look be a man and do what u have to do, who knows u could end up happily married ever after lol

Nobody is really happy to service people as a LovePeddler, they are just victims of unfortunate circumstances. Some, their greed will never let them leave the trade, so if she is in love with you, you either shape in to take your own share or ship out and try to reform her.

@ Poster

from what i gather, U got som unfinishd bizness from 2008.
"Justice delayed is Justice denied!"

Nuff said.

@poster, so U mean if your Girl friend didn't call U, U won't have leave the Girl (the LovePeddler)? Right? And U have ur girl? Man U Bleep up big time. Am sorry for your girl friend, don't just toy with her life pls (HIV). Cuz she is innocent of all these. And I believe U didn't tell her U just visited a LovePeddler. Right? What a Life

@poster, so U mean if your Girl friend didn't call U, U won't have leave the Girl (the LovePeddler)? Right? And U have ur girl? Man U Bleep up big time. Am sorry for your girl friend, don't just toy with her life pls (HIV). Cuz she is innocent of all these. And I believe U didn't tell her U just visited a LovePeddler. Right? What a Life

@poster, so U mean if your Girl friend didn't call U, U won't have leave the Girl (the LovePeddler)? Right? And U have ur girl? Man U Bleep up big time. Am sorry for your girl friend, don't just toy with her life pls (HIV). Cuz she is innocent of all these. And I believe U didn't tell her U just visited a LovePeddler. Right? What a Life

@poster, so U mean if your Girl friend didn't call U, U won't have leave the Girl (the LovePeddler)? Right? And U have ur girl? Man U Bleep up big time. Am sorry for your girl friend, don't just toy with her life pls (HIV). Cuz she is innocent of all these. And I believe U didn't tell her U just visited a LovePeddler. Right? What a Life

@poster, so U mean if your Girl friend didn't call U, U won't have leave the Girl (the LovePeddler)? Right? And U have ur girl? Man U Bleep up big time. Am sorry for your girl friend, don't just toy with her life pls (HIV). Cuz she is innocent of all these. And I believe U didn't tell her U just visited a LovePeddler. Right? What a Life

You lost your erection, that's the only reason she wants you. She's good at her career, so once she has you, you'll find yourself posting 'I'M IN LOVE WITH A LovePeddler', Is that something you really want?

@ Poster - see what you have done to yoursef now.

kemisuga:

@ Poster - see what you have done to yoursef now.

lol