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I was standing in front of Chiamaka's door. My heart pounded. I looked over myself again which must have been the thousandth time. This is my opening, I cant waste it. Chiamaka has been turning me down and out of the blue she calls me this morning to hang out later in the evening. Her place was just down the street from mine. Love is truly in the air I said to myself nodding. Suddenly, the door opened and Chiamaka stepped out. She was looking gorgeous in red. Her hair flowed freely. Her eyes looked like that of a cat. Her light skin glittered in the fading sun. I noticed a sharp movement in my pelvic region and I reminded myself to calm down.

" You look gorgeous babe " I said

"Thank you. So how are we going? " she said looking around like something was missing

I planned for us to walk to the location I had in mind which was just down the road. But at the moment Chiamaka and I doesn't seem to be on the same page

" I'm sorry where are we going babe? " I asked like a child that lost his way

" I thought you were taking me to that new spot in town. You didn't expect me all dressed up like this and taking a bike? " she said as she took one step backwards ao I could get a good look of her

Taking a cab to "the spot" will put a huge dent in the #5000 in my back pocket. I didn't plan for this but I can't back down now.

"sure babe let me hail a cab" I said as I rushed off towards the road.

In minutes we were in the cab heading for "the spot".

The cab moved steadily. My stupid eyes wondered to her thighs. It was thick and fair. Help me Jesus! I screamed silently. Didn't know the gown was that short.I quickly removed my eyes and mumbled a short prayer. I have never been to "the spot" but I don't need to be there to know their prices could permanently break a man's back and send him to the bed forever. In few minutes, we pulled up in front of "the spot". We were there. I brought out one thousand naira and paid the cab. On entering the gate, the place looked like a market. I didn't know so much people have money to spend during these trying times. Maybe love was truly in the air.
Getting a sit and table was a hassle. Finally we settled down and relaxed.

"what will you take babe? " I asked

" Heineken would do." She replied

I immediately pressed the calculator upstairs. I wasn't looking all bad after all. I signalled the waitress over and ordered two bottles of Heineken. The waitress left and in few minutes she was back with the drinks.

"how much are the dri-" I was cut short

"do you wanna pay now cause I thought we are only starting? " she asked

I forced a smile while screaming "gorimapa" in my head. This girl probably thinks I'm loaded. I assumed she would only drink twice - big mistake. A bottle of Heineken ran for #500.

"don't worry. You can leave " I signalled her to leave. She gave me the "please don't run with my money" look.

If we weren't seated in an open space, I would have been sweating profusely. She was drinking already. I haven't even uncorked my drink yet.l looked towards her, she was smiling and looking all around her. The place was noisy and I don't like shouting in order to make a conversation I uncorked my drink poured some and started sipping it gently. My phone vibrated, looking at the screen it seemed important. I stepped away from all the noise. The call was a long one.

As I walked towards our table I almost didn't recognise our table. She was on her 3rd Heineken bottle. I screamed "chinekemoo!!" in my mind. I saw something like a fish as I got closer. I silently prayed to God that maybe the Cupid was real and he was the one that bought the barbecued fish she was munching on. I dragged the sit backward and sat on it

"honey, I ordered us fish while you were away. They would come collect the money soon " Chiamaka said

That was the moment poo hit the fan.

"how mu-u-ch is the fi-ish" I was stammering but I couldn't help it.

"its just #5000 hun" she said as she took another bite off the fish

My back has been broken and if i didn't get out of here soon, I would be condemned to the bed. The whole se.x thoughts completely disappeared. I had to get get out of here.

"Babe I have to use the toilet" I went for the oldest trick in the book. The waitress was already hovering around more than usual

" alright. Gimme your phone to keep me company. " she said as she further devoured the fish.

This girl is smart. I am doomed. There is no way I am leaving my tecno phantom that I just bought from Chidi last week behind. "mbanu!"

I gave her the phone cause if I said I didn't need to go I would confirm the suspicion cause the suspicion is already there. I quickly went to the toilet, managed a pee and came back.

I have been sitting for like 15mins saying all the prayers I knew since kindergarten. Chiamaka was on her 4th Heineken bottle and she ordered a plate of chicken pepper soup. God had to save me or I am doomed. The crowd was getting rowdier. Suddenly, Three voices was loud in the air arguing immensely.I heard bottles break on the floor. Sharp gunshots immediately followed. As I heard the gun shots people were clamouring to the floor. Me, I just stood up and took off. It was better to die by a bullet than to be caught here pants down with no money.

The end.

HumbledbYGrace Cybershow Mznelly Chinweblinks Nobody

Everyone is welcomed to read as well.

Valentine things

Have you ever read the luncheon

Lol, atleast you were saved by the fight, Chiamaka is one of those ladies I don't like. I don't even order sef when someone takes me out, he should decide on what his money will be enough for and give me a go ahead, I really dislike girls like that. When you have been turning down the poor guys for ages then you suddenly appear with demands? She must have been broke.

Enjoyed the piece hey, mind trying writing in another form? Second person form? I love your stories.

I will try the second person format just for you. You are literally my number one fan. Thank you.

And sorry, I have not read the luncheon. What's it about?

Lol, its damn funny Your descriptions are on point; short, yet unique.

I also endorse that second person format, or better still, omniscient description thingy.

spacefreak:
I will try the second person format just for you. You are literally my number one fan. Thank you.

Oh, so cute, thanks for giving me something to cheerlead for, its not everyday I get to do this.

spacefreak:
And sorry, I have not read the luncheon. What's it about?

its about this guy who invites a lady to lunch and she orders stuff the guy couldn't afford. Going for all types of meals, desert and drinks, it was however exergerated I think.

Lolz...bt i dn show o...chiabuke wn kil u...bt na d val cux am *winks* ur kidagardten prayer was sucesful o *throw my head 2 d back and burst into lafta* lolz...3rd pesin 2 show up..nyc piece here..u du it gr8

Ayam cybershow

HumbledbYGrace:
Oh, so cute, thanks for giving me something to cheerlead for, its not everyday I get to do this.its about this guy who invites a lady to lunch and she orders stuff the guy couldn't afford. Going for all types of meals, desert and drinks, it was however exergerated I think.

Lol wouldn't want to be that guy. It almost happened to me once. Thank God I have good friends.

MzNelly:
Lol, its damn funny Your descriptions are on point; short, yet unique.

I also endorse that second person format, or better still, omniscient description thingy.

Thank you :*

Cybershow:
Lolz...bt i dn show o...chiabuke wn kil u...bt na d val cux am *winks* ur kidagardten prayer was sucesful o *throw my head 2 d back and burst into lafta* lolz...3rd pesin 2 show up..nyc piece here..u du it gr8

Ayam cybershow

Thanks bro. Appreciate.

spacefreak:


Lol wouldn't want to be that guy. It almost happened to me once. Thank God I have good friends.

lol, wish she comes your way one day....

HumbledbYGrace:
lol, wish she comes your way one day....

You can't hate me that much.

spacefreak:


You can't hate me that much.

I don't hate you, trust me, you'll enjoy every bit of it.

HumbledbYGrace:
I don't hate you, trust me, you'll enjoy every bit of it.

If you say so. Lemme trust you.

spacefreak:


If you say so. Lemme trust you.

You have to

spacefreak:


Thanks bro. Appreciate.

Alrit boss witin 4 u 2 show up pls and vote 4 me

Hilarious! Cool story. There are a few grammatical errors though. One of the lines should read "Chiamaka and I do not (not doesn't) seem to be on the same page.

ayandee:
Hilarious! Cool story. There are a few grammatical errors though. One of the lines should read "Chiamaka and I do not (not doesn't) seem to be on the same page.

Thank you.

read this and found my self chuckling out loud. lol. However,u coulda grabbed her too.

Babe I could have o. No mind the guy that lost the better soup prepared for him. He could have enjoy every part of her cos she came fully prepared. Short gown full bobi, sexy lip, nice pef and wet pants

MoNickk:
read this and found my self chuckling out loud. lol. However,u coulda grabbed her too.

Better safe than sorry.