Being a girl comes with a lot of burden, sincerely I feel for the girls. Is it the menstral pains? Labour pain?inferiority complex? Ectesera .
Okay let's get to the crux of the matter.

There are things guys do that are seen as normal but if a girl tries it, she would be castigated. So lucky I am not a girl.
There are things that are natural to men that girls wish was applicable to them too.

1)Being able to Bleep as many girls as he desires:
Girls secretly wish they could also Bleep as many guys as they desire but because they would be tagged LovePeddler and be treated badly and insulted by people ,they decide to let their desire burn within them. So sad.

2)A man can do any job:
There is hardly any work a man cannot do,but there are so many jobs that are exclusively dominated by men, girls wish they could experience some of this jobs but they would be ridiculed/bullied if the venture into it.

3)A man is physically stronger.
Women hate the fact that they are weaker than men,they hate the fact that they can't defend themselves from the hands of a man without another man's intervention. Even in sports too,men are stronger and more agile.

4)Men have natural beauty.
At least that's what we are made to believe and accept that a woman must use all the make ups and go half unclad before men would consider her attractive,but a man almost doesn't need to do much to be attractive. Women would spend hours correcting their looks to be beautiful but a man wouldn't do any to be handsome. So sad.

5)Men are more intelligent generally.
On an average,men are known to be more intelligent,this pisses women off(sorry dear), if a new game is introduced to a man and a woman to learn,like chess for instance,a man would grab it faster than a woman,which shows higher intelligence on the man's side.

6)Men are easily satisfied and they worry less.
A man's life is so simple and worry free,this keeps girls wondering how they could do that when they themselves worry a lot about so many things with terrible mood swings. A man is satisfied with the simple things of life but a woman always want more and more and get more sad and angry as they get more. Ohhh dear, it is well

7)A man can go outside with just boxers/briefs.
A woman can't do that, but they secretly wish they could go outside with their bare breast and experience the incomperable breeze of nature

Men are friends of each other
Women are enemies of each other, they fight each other, curse each otger , envy each other etc but men generally flow easily with each other with very little friction, women wish this was the case with them.

7)A man can go outside with just
boxers/briefs.
A woman can't do that, but they
secretly wish they could go outside
with their bare bosom and
experience the incomperable breeze of nature

tank God i was born a Male.
Women wahala much die.

Well said@ O.p

And the men will be like 'thank God am actually a man'. Being a girl sometimes makes things more easier, I believe guys do wish they were a lady

The only unarguable point here is No 2. The rest are implausible for various reasons.

yea ryt ...

Oh yeah! No. 7 is so on point.
But, I disagree with 4 and 5.

OP tell me why men like Sahhara are transforming into women. It's their secret fantasy made real

SO TRUE

but women r tender and soft.

Mimienudles:
And the men will be like 'thank God am actually a man'. Being a girl sometimes makes things more easier, I believe guys do wish they were a lady

unless they are gays!!!!!!

Sigh... yet another post on male supremacy. Here I was looking for something mentally stimulating. [color=#770077][/color]

BullshIiiiiiiiiiiit. ..t list the real things we envy about ya all

1 you don't have to go through the 9 months pain of carrying a baby and the Labour and delivery pain that comes with it.

2 ya all don't know how painful period pain can be for some of us. You guys should thank God everyday

3 whether you are a virgin or not, no pain for you but us we feel pain and discomfort the first time.

Mimienudles:
I believe guys do wish they were a lady

which guy decieve you like this?

Lastly is “our(men)“ world,the more they think about that the more they get sick

nice. especially no 8. guys flow with each other easily but ladies only move with their group and can't flow well with a girl that's not in her clique

lilmax:
which guy decieve you like this?

Iffa hear

all dis on womem all dis on womem

i was here

#proudtobeaman#

Dapo777:
Being a girl comes with a lot of burden, sincerely I feel for the girls. Is it the menstral pains? Labour pain?inferiority complex? Ectesera .
Okay let's get to the crux of the matter.

There are things guys do that are seen as normal but if a girl tries it, she would be castigated. So lucky I am not a girl.
There are things that are natural to men that girls wish was applicable to them too.

1)Being able to Bleep as many girls as he desires:
Girls secretly wish they could also Bleep as many guys as they desire but because they would be tagged LovePeddler and be treated badly and insulted by people ,they decide to let their desire burn within them. So sad.

2)A man can do any job:
There is hardly any work a man cannot do,but there are so many jobs that are exclusively dominated by men, girls wish they could experience some of this jobs but they would be ridiculed/bullied if the venture into it.

3)A man is physically stronger.
Women hate the fact that they are weaker than men,they hate the fact that they can't defend themselves from the hands of a man without another man's intervention. Even in sports too,men are stronger and more agile.

4)Men have natural beauty.
At least that's what we are made to believe and accept that a woman must use all the make ups and go half unclad before men would consider her attractive,but a man almost doesn't need to do much to be attractive. Women would spend hours correcting their looks to be beautiful but a man wouldn't do any to be handsome. So sad.

5)Men are more intelligent generally.
On an average,men are known to be more intelligent,this pisses women off(sorry dear), if a new game is introduced to a man and a woman to learn,like chess for instance,a man would grab it faster than a woman,which shows higher intelligence on the man's side.

6)Men are easily satisfied and they worry less.
A man's life is so simple and worry free,this keeps girls wondering how they could do that when they themselves worry a lot about so many things with terrible mood swings. A man is satisfied with the simple things of life but a woman always want more and more and get more sad and angry as they get more. Ohhh dear, it is well

7)A man can go outside with just boxers/briefs.
A woman can't do that, but they secretly wish they could go outside with their bare breast and experience the incomperable breeze of nature

Men are friends of each other
Women are enemies of each other, they fight each other, curse each otger , envy each other etc but men generally flow easily with each other with very little friction, women wish this was the case with them.

at the end of the day, men cannot live without us.
Men rule the world, but we rule men.
We are the key behind men's destiny.

Paraphrase my statement to get a better understanding.

1)Being able to Bleep as many girls as he desires:
Girls secretly wish they could also Bleep as many guys as they desire but because they would be tagged LovePeddler and be treated badly and insulted by people ,they decide to let their desire burn within them. So sad.
U are daydreaming @OP.

okay but hw dat one take affect my life

BRB.

ALWAYZ ON TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Being a guy is so easy. That menses thing and the pain that accompanies it ehn, yet when single ladies don't see it in a month, they're terrified

meanwhile
VALENTINE'S DAY REPORT SO FAR
(1) Engagements .........12%.
(2) Heart breaks ........92%.
(3) Wife caught cheating ........56%.
(4) Husband caught cheating .......57%.
(5) Condom sold ........17m.
(6) Fast food sales ........95m.
(7) Visit to Motherless Babys' Homes,
prisoners/
cells, beggars/destitute .........2%.
( Joint & Cool Spot sales.....68m.
(9) Girls in hospital over Love.......482,631.
(10) Boys in hospital over Love.........39
7,506
(11) Girls arrested for fighting over
Boys.......33,876.
(12) Boys arrested for fighting over
Girls.......66,
405.
(13) Wives beating husbands in
public.......804.
(14) Husbands beating wives in
public.........
..1,209.
(15) Exchange of boxers for IPHONE6/
BRACKBERRY/
Money For Brazillan Hair........4m.
(16)Divorce......557.
(17) Pregnancy .........39,572.
(18) Number of switched off phones
sofar...... 9m .
19.)numbers of deactivated account ..... 6M.

Dunno why guys are so full of themselves. Am sure girls are not complaining, why complain for them ?

Which useless mod brought this to fp

Noted

ok

One thing I will can never regret is my gender. Men Alive!