Akpos Joke: Singing (So Funny)

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Akpos’s wife was busy singing in the
bedroom. The following conversation ensued: Akpos: You know my dear, when you sing
like that I just wish you were on a radio. Wife: (smiling) wow honey. Am I that
good? Akpos: No, at least on a radio I can
change the station…

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Akpos back Again:- Akpos And Ekaitte

akpos was at home on the eve of Valentine’s Day
when his girlfriend, Ekaitee, came. The
following
conversation ensued: ekaitde: [Smiles and holds akpos’ head affectionately] Darling, are you getting me
that
Iphone 6 I requested for Valentine? akpos: No. ekaitde: But you promised? akpos: My religion does not permit me to celebrate
Valentine. ekaitde: Who told you? Even Pastor preached about
Valentine in Church last week. akpos: I’m now a Muslim ekaitde? What! Since when? akpos: Yesterday. And if you don’t mind, I want to
go and say my final prayer for the day.
Ekaiite [Gets up angrily and heads for the
door]
You are not serious! It’s over between us. akpos: [Excited] No problem! im

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