I was inspired to write this post due to the conversation I had with my friend some days aqo.
He has been in Abraka to spend some few weeks from our holidays...anybody very familiar with abraka would know that is where the Delta State University is located, it is one university noted for having loads of girls( I mean real hot chicks). You cant get to abk and not get a girl to ride you for a night( well I guess that was then). Now this gurls dont just jump on any dick they see, they prefer it to be a special type of dick...preferable that of a Yahoo Boy. Well if you aint a yahoo boy,and you really need to get down,den visit ekrejeta. Just tell the keke man to take you to where the okpos stay there(ashawo girls). This girls are really clean,and know how to make you not regret parting with your money. Dont panic their fee aint high its the same 500 naira. But if you want one the numerous hot girls you see in class or anywhere,then you need to be a Yahoo boy.
A yahoo Boy? Yes na you heard me right a YaHOO boy. Now you might be feeling a bit dissapionted because you aint a yahoo boy,meaning you cant doke any of this bitches you really need. Need no worry,cos the essence of this post is to help you doke an abk big girl,with out been a yahoo boy at all. All you simply do is pretend you are one.

Now how do we know yahoo boys when we see one Quit simple,they are those guys you see always looking flashy and soft,always holding the latest phones and tab,always with a laptop,always dressing like Ice Prince or Phyno, and also keeping beards like that of Ice Prince. Well depending on how their maga pays,some drive cars,while some dont.
Now to pretend to be one,so that you can get the bitch you need, try getting yourself a laptop and hp bag,try getting a nice Air Max,little gold chain for the neck,slim fitted black jeans and a nice shirt(try the type ice prince wore in jambo video).Finally try to get a big phone,if you nor get,my guy borrow na...preferrably a tab.
Try to dress softly whenever you know you are gonna come across the girl, always pretend to be answering international calls from white men whenever you are around her.Try to always say Make I reach cyber cafe ooo,my maga wan pay mhe aloud,so that she hears. Try doing this for two or three days den approach her for her number, tell her you would soon be leaving for Ghana,you want both of you to be friends and if shes chanced,you would like her to follow you to Ghana(they love yahoo boys from Ghana and they love travelling there too),so you guys can go spend some time,try to always assure her that money nor be problem.
Next step is to invite her to your place,my guy if your house nor soft,abeq nor invite her oo,instead use your friend place wey make sense. Or better still look for a very nice hotel to lodge her. If she asks why you aint taking her to your place,tell her your friends from Ghana are holding a party in your house,and you dont want them to disturb the both of you, convince her that both of you would go to your place the next day..........lol yhu know what next to do through out the night.....
You have successfully pretended to be a yahoo boy.

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Their body parts go also be lying @ babaalawo shrine ... Yahoo boys are nt smilling...

U should have typed 'show off'

Blackett:
Lemme guess. . . You wrote this piece of _shit article just to say that if you want girls as cheap as 500naira to jump on you, pretend to be a yahoo boy? Really?

Forget the guru jor!

Let him stay there and get old in the carriage! That's where his own chicken sense lead's him.

Absolute rubbish he posted. Not to be given attention.

I swear diz op is high on kunu.....

This post is too funny wallahi!

Be like na expired kunu u drink

Egwunu:
I was inspired to write this post due to the conversation I had with my friend some days aqo.
He has been in Abraka to spend some few weeks from our holidays...anybody very familiar with abraka would know that is where the Delta State University is located, it is one university noted for having loads of girls( I mean real hot chicks). You cant get to abk and not get a girl to ride you for a night( well I guess that was then). Now this gurls dont just jump on any dick they see, they prefer it to be a special type of dick...preferable that of a Yahoo Boy. Well if you aint a yahoo boy,and you really need to get down,den visit ekrejeta. Just tell the keke man to take you to where the okpos stay there(ashawo girls). This girls are really clean,and know how to make you not regret parting with your money. Dont panic their fee aint high its the same 500 naira. But if you want one the numerous hot girls you see in class or anywhere,then you need to be a Yahoo boy.
A yahoo Boy? Yes na you heard me right a YaHOO boy. Now you might be feeling a bit dissapionted because you aint a yahoo boy,meaning you cant doke any of this bitches you really need. Need no worry,cos the essence of this post is to help you doke an abk big girl,with out been a yahoo boy at all. All you simply do is pretend you are one.

Now how do we know yahoo boys when we see one Quit simple,they are those guys you see always looking flashy and soft,always holding the latest phones and tab,always with a laptop,always dressing like Ice Prince or Phyno, and also keeping beards like that of Ice Prince. Well depending on how their maga pays,some drive cars,while some dont.
Now to pretend to be one,so that you can get the bitch you need, try getting yourself a laptop and hp bag,try getting a nice Air Max,little gold chain for the neck,slim fitted black jeans and a nice shirt(try the type ice prince wore in jambo video).Finally try to get a big phone,if you nor get,my guy borrow na...preferrably a tab.
Try to dress softly whenever you know you are gonna come across the girl, always pretend to be answering international calls from white men whenever you are around her.Try to always say Make I reach cyber cafe ooo,my maga wan pay mhe aloud,so that she hears. Try doing this for two or three days den approach her for her number, tell her you would soon be leaving for Ghana,you want both of you to be friends and if shes chanced,you would like her to follow you to Ghana(they love yahoo boys from Ghana and they love travelling there too),so you guys can go spend some time,try to always assure her that money nor be problem.
Next step is to invite her to your place,my guy if your house nor soft,abeq nor invite her oo,instead use your friend place wey make sense. Or better still look for a very nice hotel to lodge her. If she asks why you aint taking her to your place,tell her your friends from Ghana are holding a party in your house,and you dont want them to disturb the both of you, convince her that both of you would go to your place the next day..........lol yhu know what next to do through out the night.....
You have successfully pretended to be a yahoo boy.

http://jingissloaded..com/2015/02/a-niqht-at-ugbomoro.html?m=1