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11 Easy Ways To End Your Relationship by dualtea: 1:45pm On Feb 19, 2015
Telling your bf/gf 'its over' has been a very big task over time, probably because of the need to give a genuine reason for intending to opt out. Even when it is obvious you are tired of the relationship or the relationship is not working, ur partner (esp ladies) still wants (a) reason(s) .
On that note, we have decided to help you out.:



11 EASY WAYS TO BREAKUP WITH ur
GF/BF.



1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My
Battery
So You're Capable Of Killing Me...
It's Over!!!
2. How come mosquito is biting
me and not biting u. i smell
conspiracy. ITS OVER!
3. You don't even respect me,I'm
talking
and you are busy breathing? It's
over!
4. So now ur drinking coke dt has
another
man's name on it, better go and
find him
cus it's over between us.
5. So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is
Ur caller
tune? I can't trust alcoholics with
my
future kids.
6.They are shouting bird flu, You
are still
cooking chicken. you want to kill
me? It is
over!
7. I called you and you picked up
immediately. You lack patience.
8. Why are you using Broom to
sweep my
Room when you know I support
PDP? It's
over.
9. "You are always abbreviating
ur texts, you want our children to
be short abi? It's
OVER.
10. I told u I love my food hot but
u
refused to warm the ice cream. U
don't
care abt me. It's over.
11. You don't pay your tithe, if
you can cheat on God, then who
am i?
Feel free to add yours
Re: 11 Easy Ways To End Your Relationship by sexyattorney(f): 2:03pm On Feb 19, 2015
I sent this to my friend and he's been laughing.
Re: 11 Easy Ways To End Your Relationship by Shiifi(m): 2:18pm On Feb 19, 2015
am fucking u and ure morning nd still changing style its over btw us
Re: 11 Easy Ways To End Your Relationship by dualtea: 2:19pm On Feb 19, 2015
sexyattorney:
I sent this to my friend and he's been laughing.
grin

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Re: 11 Easy Ways To End Your Relationship by ucheheart(m): 2:24pm On Feb 19, 2015
I cant stop laughing. Ok mine is 1. Nepa brought light after 3days of darkness and you hailed them 'up nepa' means you support my enemies. It's over.

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