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The Lord Satan! I Hail. by smartn09(m): 12:52pm On Feb 23, 2015
Reproval: merely reading this will directly initate you into the world of satanism beyond life and enternity by the intense /immense power, intangibly infused into this page by Lucifer himself. If you are notyet ready to accept the dark lord read no further, for he wiil sardonically vest his anger on you. This is my personal attestation of what happened after a month of my satanic initiation. Just exactly a month latter,l became spiritual empowered to see beyond and extract the startling knowledge of admiration in the hell. I quickly got to know l was naked, truely naked. What a mess! Living without satan, l recalled, chai! the pain of Christianism an offshoot of the worldly problems, l shouted! . Proclaming the infernal names as l will ever hold dear for life ever lasting. Here lam to thank the Very few of the left hand part who by their advice & writing that lam able to recognize the great Gods of the pit,the keepers of golden treasures & lover of mankind. Going through the intellectual black holes, green eyed hamsters and idol pleasure have not only made me magnetic and glittering but a philosophical stone for alchemical transformation. I recently connect to some few dark adventurers, who made a formal introduction without requisition on my behalf to the great Gods of the abyss, to you alone l doff my cap,for being in the world at same time with you is a pleasure and to Gods l hold my greatest respect. May l say thanks once again to you all in wherever you are and may the hand of lord Lucifer e upon us in and after life .Hail satan.
Re: The Lord Satan! I Hail. by smartn09(m): 4:09pm On Feb 23, 2015
Yes sir, I'm still keeping record of the christian visitors in this page.
Re: The Lord Satan! I Hail. by philfearon(m): 7:03pm On Feb 23, 2015
Lol!!
Re: The Lord Satan! I Hail. by Pr0ton: 7:06pm On Feb 23, 2015
Drunk again?
Re: The Lord Satan! I Hail. by finofaya: 9:16pm On Feb 23, 2015
Congrats
Re: The Lord Satan! I Hail. by smartn09(m): 9:42pm On Feb 23, 2015
finofaya:
Congrats
one love & much magic to you.
Re: The Lord Satan! I Hail. by torchwave: 8:23am On Feb 24, 2015
Op, give your life to Christ. The Devil has been a deceiver since the very beginning. He has nothing to offer you but lies, lies and more lies so as to lead you to your untimely and eternal death. Whatever he gives you is a 'Greek gift' in order to lure you to your demise. Turn from following Satan in whom is nothing good and find life and peace in the Lamb of God, Jesus Christ.

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Re: The Lord Satan! I Hail. by Nobody: 10:31am On Feb 24, 2015
smartn09:
Reproval: merely reading this will directly initate you into the world of satanism beyond life and enternity by the intense /immense intangible power infused into this page by Lucifer himself. If you are not yet ready to accept the dark lord read no further, for he wiil sardonically vest his anger on you. This is my personal attestation of what happened after a month of my satanic initiation. Just exactly a month latter,l became spiritual empowered to see beyond and extract the startling knowledge of admiration in the hell. I quickly got to know l was naked, truely naked. What a mess! Living without satan, l recalled, chai! the pain of Christianism an offshoot of the worldly problems, l shouted! . Proclaming the infernal names as l will ever hold dear for life ever lasting. Here lam to thank the Very few of the left hand part who by their advice & writing that lam able to recognize the great Gods of the pit,the keepers of golden treasures & lover of mankind. Going through the intellectual black holes, green eyed hamsters and idol pleasure have not only made me magnetic and glittering but a philosophical stone for alchemical transformation. I recently connect to some few dark adventurers, who made a formal introduction without requisition on my behalf to the great Gods of the abyss, to you alone l doff my cap,for being in the world at same time with you is a pleasure and to Gods l hold my greatest respect. May l say thanks once again to you all in wherever you are and may the hand of lord Lucifer e upon us in and after life .Hail satan.
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I rebuke you in the name above every
other name.
I decree and declare that every aspect
of your life begin to dry up completely
in JESUS NAME. Unless you
surrender to Jesus your life becomes
worthless.

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Re: The Lord Satan! I Hail. by Anas09: 12:13pm On Feb 24, 2015
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Schizofrenia. Get a life already.
Re: The Lord Satan! I Hail. by Weah96: 1:10pm On Feb 24, 2015
torchwave:
Op, give your life to Christ. The Devil has been a deceiver since the very beginning. He has nothing to offer you but lies, lies and more lies so as to lead you to your untimely and eternal death. Whatever he gives you is a 'Greek gift' in order to lure you to your demise. Turn from following Satan in whom is nothing good and find life and peace in the Lamb of God, Jesus Christ.

The same Christ who came down to earth disguised as a white male. Something is wrong with you. I rather die, than subliminally worship a white male figure. Tufia!

Btw, is the devil a black male from Lagos because I wouldn't be surprised. Pale people are capable of making up stories like that and tricking you into holding the thing as a fact in your head.
Re: The Lord Satan! I Hail. by philfearon(m): 2:12pm On Feb 24, 2015
Weah96:


The same Christ who came down to earth disguised as a white male. Something is wrong with you. I rather die, than subliminally worship a white male figure. Tufia!

Btw, is the devil a black male from Lagos because I wouldn't be surprised. Pink people are capable of making up stories like that and tricking you into holding the thing as a fact in your head.
Re: The Lord Satan! I Hail. by smartn09(m): 4:22pm On Feb 24, 2015
Anas09:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Schizofrenia. Get a life already.
subconsciously dead & putrefied and so shall you persist.
Re: The Lord Satan! I Hail. by torchwave: 9:15pm On Feb 24, 2015
Weah96:


The same Christ who came down to earth disguised as a white male. Something is wrong with you. I rather die, than subliminally worship a white male figure. Tufia!

Btw, is the devil a black male from Lagos because I wouldn't be surprised. Pale people are capable of making up stories like that and tricking you into holding the thing as a fact in your head.
Weah96, in Christ there is no white or black or Jew or slave or master or distinction of persons. He is the God and Creator of all and He loves all without partiality. That is why He came to die for the sins of the whole world.

It makes no difference if He came in a white or black skin. He deserves my love and worship not only for what He did for me which nobody could do but also for the fact that He is my Creator, the one true God.

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Re: The Lord Satan! I Hail. by torchwave: 9:22pm On Feb 24, 2015
Smartno9, give your life to Christ. Satan hates you with a fierce passion but will do anything to destroy you including showing you false love. Beware, he is after your soul to destroy it but God is after your soul to give you abundant life in Him.

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Re: The Lord Satan! I Hail. by smartn09(m): 9:22pm On Feb 24, 2015
shyna01:

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I rebuke you in the name above every
other name.
I decree and declare that every aspect
of your life begin to dry up completely
in JESUS NAME. Unless you
surrender to Jesus your life becomes
worthless.
A violent Christian shall by violent die but to you in particular, satan loves you and in hell shall you serve us on last day.There's joy in hell that you are in for enternity.you are welcome to the strange land.
Re: The Lord Satan! I Hail. by smartn09(m): 9:24pm On Feb 24, 2015
shyna01:

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I rebuke you in the name above every
other name.
I decree and declare that every aspect
of your life begin to dry up completely
in JESUS NAME. Unless you
surrender to Jesus your life becomes
worthless.
A violent Christian shall by violent die but to you in particular, satan loves you and in hell shall you serve us on your last day.There's joy in hell that you are in for enternity.you are welcome to the strange land.
Re: The Lord Satan! I Hail. by EvilBrain1(m): 9:35pm On Feb 24, 2015
OP is like a poor man's Iya Witch.

Troll harder, dude.
Re: The Lord Satan! I Hail. by torchwave: 9:35pm On Feb 24, 2015
smartn09:
A violent Christian shall by violent die but to you in particular, satan loves you and in hell shall you serve us on last day.There's joy in hell that you are in for enternity.you are welcome to the strange land.
Clearly not so smart. Whoever gave you the illusion of joy in hell? Like I said, the devil will continue to stuff you with lies till you end up in his cursed infernal kingdom, an eternally damned soul. Besides that, Satan is impossibly incapable of an atom of love. He hates God, Man, Angels, his demons and himself. Lol. You're a learner.

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Re: The Lord Satan! I Hail. by smartn09(m): 10:24pm On Feb 24, 2015
EvilBrain1:
OP is like a poor man's Iya Witch.

Troll harder, dude.
l like you, how l wish you become my friend.
Re: The Lord Satan! I Hail. by simplex2: 10:46pm On Feb 24, 2015
EvilBrain1:
OP is like a poor man's Iya Witch.

Troll harder, dude.

Hahahahaha! Iyawitch was very effective! She held nairalander at ransom for over 8 hrs with her landmark thread. Whatever happened to her? I really enjoyed that thread like mad!
Re: The Lord Satan! I Hail. by Nobody: 9:17am On Feb 25, 2015
smartn09:
A violent Christian shall by violent die but to you in particular, satan loves you and in hell shall you serve us on your last day.There's joy in hell that you are in for enternity.you are welcome to the strange land.
you can't get to me because I have a fire burning in me that will consume you and your cohorts.
better watch your life from today so u can run to Jesus in due time. I have said it and it will come to pass by the power in his name.
you know it and you believe it, in fact I can hear you saying "I believe it".
Satan is a dead dog.
Re: The Lord Satan! I Hail. by Weah96: 12:18pm On Feb 25, 2015
torchwave:


It makes no difference if He came in a white or black skin. He deserves my love and worship not only for what He did for me which nobody could do but also for the fact that He is my Creator, the one true God.[/i]

Don't you read your Bible. The chosen people are white people. The messiah HAD to be white. There was ZERO chance of him being black. So I disagree, not only did it make a difference, the anonymous authors of the bible went out of their way to ensure that you wouldn't doubt the color of his skin.
Re: The Lord Satan! I Hail. by johnydon22(m): 12:30pm On Feb 25, 2015
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Re: The Lord Satan! I Hail. by johnydon22(m): 12:30pm On Feb 25, 2015
Christians have a mythical borrowed jewish God yahweh with a mythical former angel cum enemy lucifer (satan)

Now Op is with satan, hmmmm its all still the same thing... Yahweh and lucifer are both myths from same set of minds..

[size=20] OP Your God doesnt exist[/size] tongue... its all part one whole big myth... grin grin
Re: The Lord Satan! I Hail. by smartn09(m): 5:34pm On Feb 25, 2015
Give me your a/c no & l will inoke money nto it, to surprise you.Untill u believe shall you receive.
Re: The Lord Satan! I Hail. by asala1: 6:03pm On Feb 25, 2015
torchwave:
Weah96, in Christ there is no white or black or Jew or slave or master or distinction of persons. He is the God and Creator of all and He loves all without partiality. That is why He came to die for the sins of the whole world.

It makes no difference if He came in a white or black skin. He deserves my love and worship not only for what He did for me which nobody could do but also for the fact that He is my Creator, the one true God.

It looks like you don't read your Bible. Helping the Israelite to commit genocide and you believe He loves without partiality?
Re: The Lord Satan! I Hail. by torchwave: 8:32am On Feb 26, 2015
Weah96:


Don't you read your Bible. The chosen people are white people. The messiah HAD to be white. There was ZERO chance of him being black. So I disagree, not only did it make a difference, the anonymous authors of the bible went out of their way to ensure that you wouldn't doubt the color of his skin.
Ok. That said, lemme ask you 2 questions. Jesus, before His incarnation, was He white or black? Secondly, since there are various countries and peoples and Jesus could only appear among one to save all mankind, in your opinion was His choosing to come through Israel an act of partiality or favouritism?
Re: The Lord Satan! I Hail. by torchwave: 9:05am On Feb 26, 2015
asala1:


It looks like you don't read your Bible. Helping the Israelite to commit genocide and you believe He loves without partiality?

Selective blindness. You fish out the part where God told the Israelites to war against a nation but you turn a blind eye to the reasons He told them to fight and destroy, you turn a blind eye to the fact that God also punished the Israelites by sending foreign nations to kill them and take many of them into captivity, you become blind where the Bible says that God punished any Israelite for killing or deceitfully dealing with their neighbour even if it was they did it to a foreigner living among them, your eyes become shut when you come to the part where God commanded the Israelites to love their neighbour as themselves which applies to people living in other regions.

Pity you have to limit the use of your eyes in things concerning God.

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Re: The Lord Satan! I Hail. by asala1: 9:58am On Feb 26, 2015
torchwave:
Selective blindness. You fish out the part where God told the Israelites to war against a nation but you turn a blind eye to the reasons He told them to fight and destroy, you turn a blind eye to the fact that God also punished the Israelites by sending foreign nations to kill them and take many of them into captivity, you become blind where the Bible says that God punished any Israelite for killing or deceitfully dealing with their neighbour even if it was they did it to a foreigner living among them, your eyes become shut when you come to the part where God commanded the Israelites to love their neighbour as themselves which applies to people living in other regions.

Pity you have to limit the use of your eyes in things concerning God.

What did Jericho do o my brother? You will be a wicked person in real life to think it is normal to kill innocent children and women, even the unborn babies.
Re: The Lord Satan! I Hail. by sorextee(m): 10:24am On Feb 26, 2015
Can u describe hell? undecided
smartn09:
A violent Christian shall by violent die but to you in particular, satan loves you and in hell shall you serve us on last day.There's joy in hell that you are in for enternity.you are welcome to the strange land.
Re: The Lord Satan! I Hail. by smartn09(m): 1:17pm On Feb 26, 2015
sorextee:
Can u describe hell? undecided
A question to your pastor.
Re: The Lord Satan! I Hail. by torchwave: 7:56am On Feb 27, 2015
asala1:


What did Jericho do o my brother? You will be a wicked person in real life to think it is normal to kill innocent children and women, even the unborn babies.
This is no place for such discussion. If you will, create a thread to discuss this topic and I shall provide the answers you lack.

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