MTN & Co Pestering Messages.

1.Tips to know the tribe, complexion, size of your husband/wife to be. text 007 to 2015.

2.To know the kind of shoe your wife will wear to church on sunday. text CHURCH SHOE to 2015 .

3.Tips on how to stop your husband from the mood when you are not ready. text MOODLESS MAN to 2015

4.How to stop your wife from asking you money for human hair. text 007 to 2015

5.To know the number of people that will attend your church service on sunday and the amount of offering. text 007 to 2015

6.How to make your pastor to forget the collection of tithes and offering on sunday. text 007 to 2015

7. To know if your father/ mother inlaw is a witch. text INLAWS SPIRITUALITY to 2015

8.Tips on how to make Dangote to call you and pay money into your account everyday. text DAILY ALAWEE to 2015

9.To know if that your celebrity husband/ wife will divorce you soon. text INIMONASHAWHENLISAKEDO to 2015

10.To know the colour of pant/ boxers your wife/ husband to be will wear on your wedding day. text WEDDING UNDIES to 2015

11. To know your next meal. text MAMA POOT/MR BIGS to 2015

12. To remember your house address incase you forget. text HOUSE LOCATION to 2015

13.To know if urshers will direct you to seat next to your future life partner in church on sunday. text SINGLE & SEARCHING to 2015

14. To know if your husband will come home with lipstick stain on his shirt that will cause quarrel. text SEE GOBE to 2015

15.To know if your wife will close her legs against you tomorrow to collect bribe. text WETIN MY WIFE DEY UPTO to 2015

16. How to decamp from PDP to APC or from APC to PDP. text SELFISH,GREEDY, DESPIRATE, CONFUSED POLITICIANS to 2015

17. To know the actuall number of PDP and APC supporters. text #NATHESAMEPEOPLE? to 2015

18.How to make opposition party members to vote for you on election day. text GUYS NA WEWE VOTE ME to 2015

19. How to cheat on your telecomunication providers. text 007 to 2015

20. To know if MTN is responsible for this. Dial suretime media/ facebook and text #NAMTN? to 2015.

21. To warn MTN if they are responsible text " stop sending me all this messages or i go change to my village network" to 2015 all in capital letter.

22. Tips on how to smile/ laugh after reading this. Dial suretime media/ facebook and text 007 to 2015.

Dont smile/ laugh alone, share on and like suretime media/facebook, follow on twitter @suretimemedia to get more. Add your own.

how about tip to know if this would make FP?