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Job Palava by Baawaa(m): 9:08pm On Mar 20, 2015
JOB WAHALA!!!(Pls don't Laugh out Loud)
A graduate in Biology from University of Benin was having difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in one of the daily newspapers for a job at a zoo.
During the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla, which was been used for tourist attraction had died, so they needed someone to dress & pretend as a gorilla.
The jobseeker was embarrassed, but since the salary was
OK
he accepted the job. On the 1st day, he put on the gorilla skin & entered the cage, he started jumping up and down, beat his chest & shouted like a gorilla.
The next day, he put on a gorilla skin & started moving around the zoo again & mistakenly entered another cage and found himself staring at a lion.
The lion roared & rushed towards him. The scared 'graduate' quickly forgot that he was a gorilla & started shouting like a human being, "Help! Help!! Help!!! The lion leaped onto him, knocked him to the ground & whispered into his ear - "Sadiq" it's me Bayo, your course mate.
Shut up or we'll both lose our job.
Re: Job Palava by eleko1: 9:11pm On Mar 20, 2015
cool cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin grin.Gud one
Re: Job Palava by izuch(m): 9:19pm On Mar 20, 2015
Lwkmd

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