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Election Joke by tola9ja: 1:40am On Mar 31, 2015
A 'TIT' FOR ME 'TAT' !
If you Enugu me I will Kano you
If you Akwa Ibom me I will Kaduna you
If you Rivers me I will Katsina you
If you Anambra me I will Jigawa you
If you Abia me I will Kebbi you
If you Delta me I will Sokoto you
If you Plateau me I will Osun you
If you Ekiti me I will Kogi you
If you Abuja me I will Ogun you
If you Imo me I will Oyo you
If you Nasarawa me I will Ondo you...
AND ..even Kwara you before 10am
tomorrow!
Then...if you Otuoke me, I will really 'Daura
you for ever!
Re: Election Joke by Inkman(m): 1:57am On Mar 31, 2015
lol creative piece
great sense of humour you got bro.
Also hear if you bayelsa me i'll benue you
lol

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