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A Message To Buhari, The President Elect. by Bexson: 10:50pm On Mar 31, 2015
1) Dont come-up with 36-point agenda. Just give us
Light and security. Others will fall in place
2) Replace petrol subsidy
3) Make Fashola a minister with 10 portfolios. He
can handle it.
4) Baba, d number of fish in each tin of Titus
sardine used to be 8 in 1999. Please do something
about it.
4) Shut all borders. Our jail candidates must not be
allowed to escape to Cotonou.
5) Don't Use 1billion Naira to Eat. No Be Food We
Say Make U Go Chop.
6) Jobs for graduates and Please arrest dat lady
that says your call credit is low please recharge!
7) Stop jumbo salary 4 d politicians & pay dem like
civil servant 2 discourage rogues from our politics.
cool Don't use all our money to buy shoes and private
jets. Use ur old military boots and okada if
necessary.
9) Let there be electricity, we don't want to be
hugging transformers.
10) We want NTA to be clear like CNN,
BBC, Aljazeera and so on.

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Re: A Message To Buhari, The President Elect. by busterr(m): 10:53pm On Mar 31, 2015
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