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Re: 8 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Service by Revolva(m): 9:56am On Apr 05, 2015
This is the 21st century and africans are still carrying church for head like say na there be problem last busstop....in my street alone like 10 churches dey and they disturb a lot..on Sundays and night vigils....if I ave d chance to skatter dem...I will....bunch of confusionist
Re: 8 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Service by harffie(m): 9:58am On Apr 05, 2015
An2elect2:
I don't belong to any cos i don't go to "church" anymore.
why dear??
Re: 8 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Service by TI1919(m): 9:59am On Apr 05, 2015
grin
Re: 8 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Service by krasican(m): 10:00am On Apr 05, 2015
An2elect2:
I don't belong to any cos i don't go to "church" anymore.
why?
Re: 8 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Service by sorextee(m): 10:00am On Apr 05, 2015
Why cry cry
An2elect2:
I don't belong to any cos i don't go to "church" anymore.
Re: 8 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Service by Bhella5(m): 10:04am On Apr 05, 2015
An2elect2:
I don't belong to any cos i don't go to "church" anymore.
Good for you! Who nor serve God go serve devil na!
Re: 8 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Service by Nobody: 10:07am On Apr 05, 2015
An2elect2:
I don't belong to any cos i don't go to "church" anymore.
You might want to tell me why sweetheart
Re: 8 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Service by Nobody: 10:08am On Apr 05, 2015
Bhella5:

Good for you! Who nor serve God go serve devil na!
So You serve God by going to church undecided
Re: 8 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Service by Chazzyboy: 10:09am On Apr 05, 2015
An2elect2:
I don't belong to any cos i don't go to "church" anymore.
honey why
Re: 8 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Service by fidelity03(m): 10:11am On Apr 05, 2015
seedorfg:
what is church, because here in iraq we dont know such things or name here
Nonsense
Re: 8 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Service by sammieguze(m): 10:14am On Apr 05, 2015
Why don't you go to church?

An2elect2:
I don't belong to any cos i don't go to "church" anymore.
Re: 8 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Service by Bhella5(m): 10:17am On Apr 05, 2015
lasstropinky:
So You serve God by going to church undecided
Yes! I keep in touch with God's commandment
Re: 8 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Service by OsamaB: 10:19am On Apr 05, 2015
Dasdfgnb:
The truth is bitter they say, where do you belong?
1. Those Who Are Late For Everything:
Some people are late because they're just really bad at being on time. They're late to everything: doctor appointments, their own wedding, and work(just name it). I don't know if there's any hope for these people.

2. Those Who Are Never Ashamed For Ever Being Late:
They are already used to it and are never ashamed of coming late for church services. You will see them confidently bounce into the church. Some will even come late and start shaking hands greeting those involved in the same act as if their presence demand royal attention.

3. Those Who Have Little Regard For God:
Speaking of those who walk into church late. Not everyone gets stuck in traffic or woke up late. If the church and God himself is so important to you, there is no reason to consistently walk in late. It seems completely disrespectful to me when people walk into the auditorium 1 or 2 hours into the service.

4. Those Who Think They Have Little Or No Problem:
Some people believe that those who are poor and in need of money, success, prosperity and material things often go to church early to make their supplication to God. Therefore, they attend church service late because they are comfortable with their finance, situation and everything that surrounds them.

5. Because They Want To Skip The Worship:
They don't want to have to stand there and sing the songs. They'd rather take their time getting to church and get there after the singing is over and be in time for the sermon. I know that in many churches the pastor isn't even in the room during the singing. He shows up 30minutes later when he appears on stage to preach. This sends a message to the congregation that the singing is something that can be skipped.

6. Those Who Spend More Time Wearing Make-Up:
It often takes much longer for these ones to get dressed than anticipated (especially for the ladies). They will spend time applying make-up and other perishable parameters as if they are going for beauty peagent and before you know it, they are late for church.

7. Those Who Have No Reason For Being Late:
It is a strange phenomenon. People who are never late for work, school, interview will saunter in 10 minutes to the end of the service and think nothing of it. They don't think the habit of being late for church is a big deal

8. Those Who Are Not Prepared For Anything:
These people are never prepared for anything, they are never prepared for church services, lectures, interviews and so on and so forth


I bet that is from the books of dasdfgnb
Re: 8 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Service by Godhandpro: 10:22am On Apr 05, 2015
the only people that are late to church are the ones living next compound to the church
Re: 8 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Service by Nobody: 10:23am On Apr 05, 2015
Bhella5:

Yes! I keep in touch with God's commandment
Which commandment abegundecided
Re: 8 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Service by treny(f): 10:23am On Apr 05, 2015
sonOfLucifer:
Your username makes more sense than this bullshit.
You think it could be better, rewrite it...don't bullshit what someone thought of, think up yours, after all, you got brains too
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Re: 8 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Service by Tvegas(m): 10:24am On Apr 05, 2015
Where do you place nursing mothers? Not everyone comes late without genuine reasons.
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Re: 8 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Service by obowunmi(m): 10:38am On Apr 05, 2015
I am No. 1, 2, 4, 7. grin grin
Re: 8 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Service by missionmex(m): 10:46am On Apr 05, 2015
sonOfLucifer:
Your username makes more sense than this bullshit.
what has lucifer got to do with a post on christianity
Re: 8 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Service by AmaechiLinus(m): 10:47am On Apr 05, 2015
Which among the list did u belong to?
Mr/mrs observer
Re: 8 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Service by Nobody: 10:52am On Apr 05, 2015
johnydon22:

oh shut the fvck up, that An2elect2 said she don't go to church anymore doesnt give you the right to yap that shiit above...

Whats ur business in it?

this is one of the reasons i hate religion. intolerance and always quick to threaten or ridicule. who condemned her? you?

I honestly have no idea how you people cope with such evil mind towards those that dont share ur crap..
bro i know i am nt suppose 2 judge her but one tin u must know is dat judgement will start 4rm d house of GOD, now do nt b deceive 4 no matter hw holy u are n clean u cant make heaven if u dnt go 2 church. "quote me anytime
Re: 8 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Service by Nobody: 10:52am On Apr 05, 2015
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Re: 8 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Service by wordbank(m): 10:54am On Apr 05, 2015
Abeg u get envelope for offering?
Re: 8 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Service by MrBUN86(m): 10:57am On Apr 05, 2015
Yes my friend has them all...
Re: 8 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Service by dayveed1(m): 10:57am On Apr 05, 2015
whenever i intend to goto church, something else always comeup.. I hvnt attended any sunday service this year. . Lol Jah forgive your son.
Re: 8 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Service by vivaciousvivi(f): 10:59am On Apr 05, 2015
So many repetition on the same type of "people" on ur list.
Didn't make much sense either
Re: 8 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Service by Nobody: 11:00am On Apr 05, 2015
I used to engage in No 5 but I find it interesting now.
Re: 8 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Service by zinachidi(m): 11:04am On Apr 05, 2015
sonOfLucifer:
Your username makes more sense than this bullshit.
wicked grin,


remember one sunday i came to church during offering and left just before communion
Re: 8 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Service by Octaves(m): 11:04am On Apr 05, 2015
You try o. After attending holy saturday/ Easter Vigil, i don't attend mass again. Btw, u dey chop father's food, u be seminarian?
Pavore9:
l grew up with the discipline of attending Church in time. Despite the fact our Parish's Easter Vigil Mass finished past midnight, l attended the 7a.m Mass this morning after which l went to have breakfast with the Kenyan Reverend Fathers in exchange of gists on how Buhari won the election, me l no go cook today o! Cook said lunch is in the next one hour grin grin grin
Re: 8 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Service by Octaves(m): 11:08am On Apr 05, 2015
He's probably just fooling around.
Od31:

which part of Iraq are you. There are churches in Iraq. it all depends on which part u are. dont say that there is not such thing
Re: 8 Types Of People Who Are Consistently Late For Church Service by ben1daEbiri(m): 11:09am On Apr 05, 2015
rattlesnake:
Where two or three are gathered I am there
Church is not a building
Church is not a union
Church is not an association
Church is not a cathedral
Church is not a tent
Church is the body of Christ....
were those "two" or "three" people gather is called what? Fooooool,just see ur life,when God go start to purnish u e go be like film

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