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Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by princesssusan(f): 5:35am On Apr 28, 2015
harjibolar10:
so ummmah think that, somebody can't be tested and confirmed through the checking of his or her urine, hunm? or she may be right thou

On the other hand, or she want to tease her husband, so as to ease his fear or something?


Anyways, hajia susan, you have the answer with you
Hahaha, don‘t be confuse o
A nice trycheesy
Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by princesssusan(f): 5:36am On Apr 28, 2015
barackodam:



oh oh!!!

now i got it, i initially thought i must have misinterpreted it
cheesy
Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by Darus05(m): 8:15pm On Apr 28, 2015
The urine may nt have been Rabe it's possible it may be Umma's.
Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by princesssusan(f): 9:55pm On Apr 28, 2015
“What do you mean by that?“ Rabe asked with a confused look.
“Ermm.......Since....you said......“she started scratching her head with her eyes on the ground.
“Umma, are you hiding anything from?“ He asked trying to read the look on her face.
“Mhmm-mhmm, it‘s just that i.....i“ she stammered and sighed.
“ Please don‘t be mad at me“ she said with a teary eyes.

“Kai! I have told i can never be angry with you again, forget all that has happened before, i‘m now a change person. Please tell me whatever you have to tell me, my dear wife“ He said with a reassuring look.

“Hmmm“ she sighed........“actually the urine.....Alhaji if i tell you kill me“ she said sniffing and blowing her nose on the hem of her wrapper.
“Wohoho, Umma na rantse da Allah ba zan maki komai, ki fada mun me yafaru da fitsarin“.

Trans:“Umma i swear with God i won‘t do anything to you, tell me what happened to the urine“ He said, trying hard to concealed his anxiety.
“M-a-i-g-i-d-a f-i-t-s-a-r-i-n b-a n-a-k-a b-a-n-eeeeeee“

Trans:“M-y l-o-r-d t-h-e u-r-i-n-e i-s n-o-t y-o-u-r-ssss“ She said amidst wailing.

“The urine is not mine? How possible is that“ He muttered with a confused look.
She kept crying, unable to explained what really happened.
“Please Umma, tell me what you mean by that“ He pleaded with her.
“Mhmm, the other time that you were sicked when asked me to sweep your room, i saw a liquid in a bottle but i mistakenly hit it and the content poured away, so when you now told me that you will be taking the urine to the hospital i now went and filled it with my urine. Please forgive me it was not my intention to put you in this dilema“. She said and went on her knees

“Hmmmmm“ He sighed shooked his head and fixed his gazed on the floor.
After some minutes, he raised his which was smeared with tears.
“Umma please stand up“ He helped her up and cleaned her tears.
“It was never your fault, i know God did this in order to caution me. All thanks to God i was never pregnant“ He said and they all burst out laughing
Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by princesssusan(f): 10:16pm On Apr 28, 2015
“So you are the one,pregnant?“ He asked,examining her body with his eyes, while she used her palms and buried her face. He stood up from where he sat and went to her, removing her palms from her face.
“Umma, tell me are you pregnant?“ He asked again, she stood up with the aim of runing away but he beat her to that.
He grabbed her by the waist,grining from ear to ear, while she lay on his chest and he kept stroking her hair which was concealed under the hijjab she was wearing.

“Kai! Amma naji dadi sosai, allah maki albarka kuma allah shi sauke ki lafiya“.
Trans:“Kai! I‘m so happy, may God bless you and may you deliver successfully“ He prayed for her and their lips interlocked.


THE END
Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by princesssusan(f): 10:38pm On Apr 28, 2015
To all those that have been with me from the start to the end, i say a big thank you to you all may God in his infinite mercy be with you at the time of your needs.
You all gave the reason for completing the story.
No amount of words can be enough to show how grateful i am, for your love, correction and encouragement.

TiffanyJ
D9ty7
eeshfar
harjibolar10
Darus05
Kawinzy
Stuff46
barackodam
jollyjoy
Thronekid
Jezuzboi
Candy
Naturehibrid. etc........
Thanks all, i wish to serve you better next time.*kisses*
Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by Sageez(m): 11:07pm On Apr 28, 2015
nyc write up dear, God bless ur thinking
Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by princesssusan(f): 1:32am On Apr 29, 2015
Sageez:
nyc write up dear, God bless ur thinking
Thanks so much and God bless you too!
Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by barackodam: 3:31am On Apr 29, 2015
torrh, Nagode princesssusan.
Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by harjibolar10(m): 6:41am On Apr 29, 2015
... and they live happily ever after.

The end

Actually, the story is captivating and touching, cos I can't believe we still have that kind of a couple here on earth, the last couple I saw, was on jupitar, when I visit my guy 'juju' there, sometime last year.. . Little did I know we have something of such here also.
But.. .
Hajia susan, you still have a long way to go on this writing thingy, you need to improve in some aspect, that always make any story, a Prose precisely, some aspect like; charactarization, use of dictions, syntax, tenses to mention but view, and I know in not long of a time, you will surely improve on that, I mean NEXT TIME

The thing be say, I no sabi write even my own autobiography, but believe me, I sabi read novel like die, so I can say ah no little about this stuff.


So, thanks for the tory, and it's a pleasure to be among your readers. .. God bless
Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by hassan85(m): 7:41am On Apr 29, 2015
Weldon. Looking forward to ur next work. Even if you never mentioned me in the beginning and ending of your work. So unfair. Wish u the best.
Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by Darus05(m): 1:17pm On Apr 29, 2015
Wow! Nice story,txns 4 dc wonderful work,keep it up. I hope to read more of ur work.
Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by princesssusan(f): 7:21pm On Apr 29, 2015
barackodam:
torrh, Nagode princesssusan.
Ni ke da godiya
Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by princesssusan(f): 7:23pm On Apr 29, 2015
Darus05:
Wow! Nice story,txns 4 dc wonderful work,keep it up. I hope to read more of ur work.
Tnk u so much dear.

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Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by princesssusan(f): 7:24pm On Apr 29, 2015
hassan85:
Weldon. Looking forward to ur next work. Even if you never mentioned me in the beginning and ending of your work. So unfair. Wish u the best.
Wayyo! So many tins in my mind pls 4giv me.
Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by princesssusan(f): 7:30pm On Apr 29, 2015
harjibolar10
tnx so much, hearing 4rm u put a smile on my face.
Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by harjibolar10(m): 8:27pm On Apr 29, 2015
princesssusan:
harjibolar10
tnx so much, hearing 4rm u put a smile on my face.
You welcome ma'am

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Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by Sageez(m): 8:32pm On Apr 29, 2015
princesssusan
pls make sure u invite me when u start ur new write up
Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by princesssusan(f): 6:22am On Apr 30, 2015
Sageez:
pls make sure u invite me when u start ur new write up
I‘ll surely do that.
Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by TiffanyJ(f): 7:29am On Apr 30, 2015
Princesssusan, weldone. It was really a captivating story. May God bless you and your handwork. Imagine, Umma was actually the pregnant one! Serves Rabe right. Pleaseinvite me to read your next work
Sannunki da aiki. Kin ko yi kokari.
Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by princesssusan(f): 7:00pm On Apr 30, 2015
TiffanyJ:
Princesssusan, weldone. It was really a captivating story. May God bless you and your handwork. Imagine, Umma was actually the pregnant one! Serves Rabe right. Pleaseinvite me to read your next work
Sannunki da aiki. Kin ko yi kokari.
Yauwa nagode
Wow so you can write in hausa, daz cool.
I‘ll surely invite you next time by his grace. Tnx 4 been there 4 me.
Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by stuff46(m): 7:06am On May 01, 2015
Torh! Haka abin ya kare ne?
Buh sha, the man actually learnt his lessons and we also learnt ours. Maybe the next time you write, you try to check your tenses and punctuations; that way, you would be like tiffany.j someday.

Pardon my late coming
Wallahi-sam.
Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by princesssusan(f): 11:55am On May 01, 2015
stuff46:
Torh! Haka abin ya kare ne?
Buh sha, the man actually learnt his lessons and we also learnt ours. Maybe the next time you write, you try to check your tenses and punctuations; that way, you would be like tiffany.j someday.

Pardon my late coming
Wallahi-sam.
I hope so
Tnx so much
Re: Wallahi-sam!!! by harjibolar10(m): 10:04am On May 18, 2015
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