Police chief dies in lover’s bedroom
From GEOFFREY ANYANWU, Awka
Wednesday, January 28, 2009


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Residents of Ogbaru in Ogbaru Local Government of Anambra State, were on Monday thrown into confusion when a Divisional Crime Officer (DCO) (names withheld) was found dead ‘in action’ in his female lover’s bedroom.

Though some colleagues said he was poisoned where he went to drink, Daily Sun gathered that a post-mortem conducted on his corpse revealed that the officer died of cardiac arrest, apparently while consummating his love with the woman.
But the state police command which confirmed the officer’s death, denied that he died in a woman’s house.

Declining to give further details of the senior officer’s death, the state Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Fidelis Agbo (CSP), only told newsmen that, “yes, I know of the officer’s death, but I am not aware that he died in the house of a woman.”
Meanwhile, the state police command said it has gone underground to unravel the killer of Dr. Philis Ifeoma Okoli, a lecturer with Nnamdi Azikiwe University and her seven-year-old daughter, Jewel Okoli.

Okoli, who is a lecturer in the Department of Corporate Economics and daughter were murdered by unknown assailants last Sunday at their Udoka Housing Estate residence. Agbo said: "The police have gone underground to unravel the culprits that committed this heinous crime."

In the same vein, we are appealing to members of the public to give useful information that will lead to the apprehension of the alleged perpetrators. We assure that such information will be treated with utmost confidentiality."

na wah oooo

they will all DIE one after the other and ROT in HELL.

Hmmnn, What a shameful way to die? A Divisional Crime Officer dying criminally. Lord have mercy.

Ah well, that sounds to me like another death by accidental discharge. Praise the Lord.

God have mercy

suddenly, the God that an swereth by fire has become our God.
Oh God, please continue to kill all of them that refused to allow us have joy and peace in this blessed country- naija.
if i am one of them, i will preffer to die in cotonou so that history will have it that i die abroad.
please somebody guess who is next,

God pls come down and save nigeria from all this mess

na wa ooo die in woman house God pls come down and save nigeria from all this mess

The problem of most Nigerian men encounter is the idea of sticking with one regimental exercise of mounting women. Other exercises like running, riding bicycles, playing tennis and visiting the gym should be encouraged.

Na waooh!!! Police man wey die ontop of woman, Straight visa to hell be that, lol

he went back through the same passage he came.

Dede1:

The problem of most Nigerian men encounter is the idea of sticking with one regimental exercise of mounting women. Other exercises like running, riding bicycles, playing tennis and visiting the gym should be encouraged.

Without trying to rubbish your post, maybe the police officer's just quite aware "that the calories burned during sex is roughly the equivalent of fast walking, jogging, or weight lifting for around thirty minutes" and that's probably why he decided to rather have sex than chase thieves.



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B.O.S.S.:

Without trying to rubbish your post, maybe the police officer's just quite aware "that the calories burned during sex is roughly the equivalent of fast walking, jogging, or weight lifting for around thirty minutes" and that's probably why he decided to rather have sex than chase thieves.
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For best results, gym exercise ought to be combined with sex.   There is no reason, for example, why a person doing bench presses in a home weight-room cannot have his girlfriend mount him and perform unspeakable acts while he pumps iron.   Similarly, a policeman in hot vehicular pursuit of an armed robbery getaway car can engage the services of a patriotic and cooperative woman to give him head while he drives and makes radio calls to coordinate the chase with other patrol cars.  With regimes like this, nobody should have an excuse to drop dead on the down-stroke.

This is all just wrong ! ROFLMAO!!

The man has chop gbiii to he died gbii.
Anyhow, this is the reason why the cops need to be in shape.

The woman might have over-worked the poor officer, may be trying to make her reach orgasm by fire by force

Guys should desist from "I'll make sure she cums today'' projects


On a serious note, the cardiac wahala is becoming something else o. Well R.I.P mister

If only this guy had listened to my advice! Well, it's too late now, life goes on. . .

If only he had used that 'ogbemudia' chewing stick I offered him!

;d ;d

GoldCircle:

If only this guy had listened to my advice! Well, it's too late now, life goes on. . .

If only he had used that 'ogbemudia' chewing stick I offered him!

shame

GoldCircle:

If only this guy had listened to my advice! Well, it's too late now, life goes on. . .

If only he had used that 'ogbemudia' chewing stick I offered him!

Get back over here and take the witness stand, Mr. Gold Circle.  You must now explain the exact nature of the Ogbemudia Chewing Stick that you reccommended in the above deposition, if you do not want to be found in contempt of court.

What a way to die

igbo style.

Jakumo:

Get back over here and take the witness stand, Mr. Gold Circle.  You must now explain the exact nature of the Ogbemudia Chewing Stick that you reccommended in the above deposition, if you do not want to be found in contempt of court.

Jakumo,
  make we see for my inner chamber! I know u are interested! The efficacy is 110%!! 

But really, I think the IG has got to do something about the libido of his men! I just read this article too. . . now it appears the days of accidental discharge from their rifles are over. it is now accidental discharge from their organs!! ! God help our women!\

Woman Strips To Protest Rape By Policemen-PM News
Tuesday, 27 January 2009 11:26 By Cyriacus Izuekwe
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There was a mild drama at the Area ‘G’ Police Command in Ogba, Lagos, when a lady stripped herself in protest over allegations that she was raped by policemen attached to the division.
The woman, identified as Queen Okoye, alleged that three policemen from the Special Anti-Robbery Squad, SARS, of the Ogba Command, had raped her.
She said the incident occurred at the station, at night, when she had gone to solicit their support to recover some money from her boyfriend.
The woman, who arrived the station in a pair of blue jeans, a pink top and shoes, removed them all except her brassiere and pant, and started raining curses on the policemen, whom she alleged raped her.

The woman held a pigeon, a cross and other fetish objects and started chanting some incantations.While the protest lasted, policemen at the station seemed helpless as to what to do.A large crowd gathered to watch the weird drama, and when she eventually finished and wore her clothes, the policemen used some canisters of tear gas to disperse the crowd. At the Nigeria Institute of Journalism, where students of the school took the woman to, she narrated her ordeal to P.M.News.

She said her boyfriend, Rasheed, took N30,000 from her and all efforts to get the money from him failed. She went to the police and reported the matter and they agreed to help her.“They later asked me to come the next day, in the evening, so that they would go to the man’s house to arrest him,” she explained.According to Queen Okoye, when she got to the station, they told her that the operation would take place around 10 p.m., when the suspect would be at home.She alleged that they then charmed her and she became unconscious, and when she recovered, at about 2.30 a.m, she discovered that she had been raped and blood was dripping from her private part.She also alleged that she was two months pregnant and had been making efforts to bring the men to book, but the police had frustrated her efforts. She added that she had gone to Panti, to report the matter, but nothing came out of it. Okoye said she can identify the men who raped her.

Asked why she decided to go naked in public, she said: “The pain of the rape is tormenting me everyday. Since the police refused to attend to me because I have nobody, I decided to go spiritual so that they will pay for their action,” she explained. On what to do if the spiritual way does not work, she said she would continue to make sacrifices until the men are dead.
When contacted on the development, the Area G. Commander, Mr. Mobolaji Odesanya (ACP), said it was reported to him that a mad woman came to the command’s gate on Saturday. Reacting to the allegation that the lady was raped by three policemen in the anti-robbery department of the command, he said he was not aware of such.

He, however, stated that if the allegation was true, the lady should feel free to report the incident to him, promising to bring the culprits to book. “If truly she was raped, let her come and identify those who committed the heinous crime. But as far as I’m concerned, no such case came to my knowledge,” he stated.

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Without really yet knowing how the Ogbemudia Chewing Stick works, Gold Circle,  I intend to order a few bales right away, but purely for research purposes of course, which ought to cover me from a legal standpoint, while also protecting me from any police search and seizure attempts.

Speaking of the police, I have carefully noted the secret juju weaponry of a pigeon, crucifix and other items used by that naked female protester in the Lagos police station, and have also taken the precaution of ordering a few sets of those ingredients as well, to provide me with further immunity in the event that I encounter the Men in Black while I am in possession of any "exhibits" such as cash.

The list keeps on going!
SANI ABACHA and sons LTD.

That story does not make any sense.

NA WA OOOOOOOO!

ROFLMAO - kobojunkie style

Ah well, that sounds to me like another death by accidental discharge. Praise the Lord.

*comfort:

igbo style.

I know you hardly leave house without Ndigbo occupying a considerable part of your thinking faculty. If you are still within the marriage age, please seek out one Igbo boy for a partner.

oh lala!!

may his soul rest in peace