Heavily pregnant woman discusses with her 3 years old son:

Woman: Son did you enjoy the food?.
Son: Yes mummy, the food was very sweet.
(Woman sits on the floor the way pregnant women use to sit with legs stretched forward and the stomach protruding like baloon. She was so ecstatic about the baby in the womb and told the son this.)
Woman: Do you know that your junior is inside here? (Pointing to her protruding stomach ).
SonConfused because he does not know the biological process of child bearing burst into tears and said) Mummy, are you this wicked, why did you decide to eat junior instead of garri?

In fact, son refused to be consoled because he could not see any reason why junior should be found in mummy's stomach .

lol that was funny

. . . _{but why is romade angry}

i decided to act lyk d said Junior nah

intresting

I think mother should explain clearly to his son how junior got into the stomach .

you want to get him more confused and asked JAMB questions you ncant afford to answer comfortably

The poor boy wants to know how it happened now .

tell him he will understand beta in either integrated science or biology class if he pays rapt attention in skul

anyways, it depends on the area where they live.

the boy might know how junior got in there more than the mother

good jokes lol

like me sha, i never knew how one comes into existence until i was 12

u know say i no spoil like romade and Benson

Charlie bit my finger. . . owwww! Charlie!

Son has stopped crying though not happy with mummy for eating Juniorinstead of garri. Son continued to wonder how Junior will come out of mummy's tommy. He then asked mummy.
Son: mummy, are you going to shit Junior out through the anus?
Mother: No (Mummy confused by this question).
Son: Will Junior smell of poopoo?
Mother: No(Mummy is unsettled by these barrage of questions from the son and regretted starting the conversation).

More questions from son later.

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spenchuks:

like me sha, i never knew how one comes into existence until i was 12

u know say i no spoil like romade and Benson

spencer can lie!

romade:


spencer can lie!

That's too true. He only found out 2yrs ago.

no wonder the thread stinks.

like ur arse

Son has stopped crying though not happy with mummy for eating Juniorinstead of garri. Son continued to wonder how Junior will come out of mummy's tommy. He then asked mummy.
Son: mummy, are you going to shit Junior out through the anus?
Mother: No (Mummy confused by this question).
Son: Will Junior smell of poopoo?
Mother: No(Mummy is unsettled by these barrage of questions from the son and regretted starting the conversation).

repeated episode

that is the part two watch out for the part three

are u d producer?

honestly i dont know