;DLoL let's laugh out LOUd

1. Wickedness is when u put Taribo, OBJ, Taye
Taiwo and Bance in front of kids & tell them to sing
'All things bright & beautiful'
2. U be 35yr old first class graduate without job
and u dey follow Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got no
worries' ...Ur life is on SOS
3. Bcoz say u wan impress ur GIRLFRIEND, u wan
con act JACKIE CHAN in front of a furious MOPO,
broda, R.I.P in advance
4. Ur BF beats you on a Daily Basis, you put his
picture Up and Ur BBM Status Reads "you bring
Out the Best in me" ..... Are you a Drum
5. At 40, U are still seeking for the perfect
gentleman. Aunty, U be Legend of the Seeker?
6. I wanna be so full of christ that when a mosquito
bites me,it flies away singing "There's power in the
blood
7. A father is scolding his son because he failed math
test. Dad:"Is segun not ur mate?!" Son: "Is dangote
not ur mate?
8. You can't be UGLY and den play ''hard to get''. it
doesn't work that way; you're already ''Hard To
Want''.
9. Your CGPA is below 1.0 in school yet you
demand for brazilian hair as val's gift... Which head
you wan put am ontop? Olodo
10. Most Girls pray For Hardworking men, Yet they
don't respond To Greetings From Bricklayers :s
11. U drank garri twice today, bought N100 Mtn
recharge card, subscribed for 10MB, came on
Twitter& wrote "Money no b problem" Ur case dey
court
12. Every girl has a price. For some its diamond
rings, some its fried rice & for some its just a bottle
of La Casera
13. What shall it profit a girl to have all the brazilian
hair in the whole world and still lose her boyfriend
to a girl on low cut
14. If you call a girl and she is not picking... send
her a credit voucher... take one digit out and wait
15. PASTOR: If your Bible & iPad are falling, Which ll
u catch 1st?.. AKPOS: My iPad o cos the Bible said
the Word of God can't be broken

Lol

Disapointment, is when you waste your time typing all this, and no one laugh as you think.

crazysaint:
Disapointment, is when you waste your time typing all this, and no one laugh as you think.

I had a good laugh

Hahahahahhaha


sorry was that funny ...

Recycled

No wonder you can't laugh....


It was so funny that my laugh went on vacation