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Re: Reasons Why We Go To Church. by Nobody: 11:53am On Apr 26, 2015
mek2002:


Brethren is a combination of men and women.
Yea. I know.
Re: Reasons Why We Go To Church. by Alfred234(m): 12:12pm On Apr 26, 2015
vickerz:


me too,

take me to church
to be alone
foriegners god
arsonist lullaby
jackie and wilson
sedated
those songs bro

You know good music bro
Have u listened to
From Eden
Work Song
In a week
Those songs gives me goose bumps.
Re: Reasons Why We Go To Church. by menesheh(m): 12:24pm On Apr 26, 2015
buygala:
REASONS WHY I GO TO CHURCH

BECAUSE I WANT TO angry

BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND THREATENS TO DENY ME SEX IF I DON'T cry

BECAUSE TODAY IS THANKS-GIVING SUNDAY, AND I EXPECT TO GET SOME FREE JOLOF RICE smiley

BECAUSE I WANT TO LEARN AND PRACTICE NEW DANCE-STEPS WHICH I COULDN'T LEARN IN THE CLUB OR FROM BEYONCE'S MUSIC VIDEO embarassed

BECAUSE OF ONE PARTICULARLY CUTE FEMALE USHER WHOSE SMILE ALMOST ALWAYS MAKES ME CUM IN MY PANTS.... AND THE 'HOLY HUG' SHE ALWAYS GIVES ME AFTER CHURCH SERVICE embarassed

BECAUSE MY MUM THINKS I HAVE JOINED GURU MAHARAJI, OGBONI, OR SOME OTHER DEVILISH CULT.. SO I HAVE TO PROVE TO HER THAT THE 'BLOOD OF JESUS' WHICH IS SCREAMED ON PER-SECOND-BILLING IN CHURCH WONT MAKE ME TURN INTO A 9-HEADED SNAKE sad


grin
Re: Reasons Why We Go To Church. by Walemi1(m): 12:30pm On Apr 26, 2015
Some go 2 church to ask for forgiveness after commiting a grave sin.I have a frenemy who went to church to ask for forgiveness after aborting a pregnancy for a side chick.
Re: Reasons Why We Go To Church. by menesheh(m): 12:32pm On Apr 26, 2015
ajixkhid1:
may god forgive you



May allah and zeu forgive you too
Re: Reasons Why We Go To Church. by Nobody: 12:45pm On Apr 26, 2015
Alfred234:

You know good music bro
Have u listened to
From Eden
Work Song
In a week
Those songs gives me goose bumps.

i like in a week,

work song too
but that in a week is too long mhen.

hozier sings like a depressed person
Re: Reasons Why We Go To Church. by Alfred234(m): 12:52pm On Apr 26, 2015
vickerz:


i like in a week,

work song too
but that in a week is too long mhen.

hozier sings like a depressed person
Lol that's true
I listen to those songs when am about to sleep they help me relax.
Re: Reasons Why We Go To Church. by lerrytunechi(m): 1:02pm On Apr 26, 2015
gracile:
ride on pastor charis! grin
add my pin 79E72A82
Re: Reasons Why We Go To Church. by ramalot(m): 1:21pm On Apr 26, 2015
smiley
Re: Reasons Why We Go To Church. by CashdownNG: 3:20pm On Apr 26, 2015
Cashdown Nigeria...
Re: Reasons Why We Go To Church. by GodMode: 3:32pm On Apr 26, 2015
CashdownNG:
..

chai... and your profile says "riding on the wings of grace"_

Women! some can unseat Lucifer unto deception...

Where in my profile did you see such
Re: Reasons Why We Go To Church. by simplisity(m): 8:29pm On Apr 26, 2015
Yes u heated it well, but it is very unfortunate that most so called pastors nowadays r fake. Bible made us to know that, we should be careful and spiritualy alert bcs Satan comes inform of Angel of light. A lot of native doctors r turning to pastor.
Re: Reasons Why We Go To Church. by Dapsy75(m): 8:53pm On Apr 26, 2015
The most important reason why we go to church is to go to heaven not for the numerous stupid reasons most Nigerians go to church for like looking for business partners or looking for boyfriend and girlfriend
Re: Reasons Why We Go To Church. by enigmatique(m): 2:35am On Apr 27, 2015
@AgapeCharis: You got the 1st one spot on. God wants us to fellowship with other believers so that we'll inspire one another. Thumbs up.
However, I don't admire any of the other points. Thank you.
Re: Reasons Why We Go To Church. by maxit2(m): 8:03am On May 13, 2015
MissAdeife:
To meet ones future partner

Will you Marry me ? grin

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