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Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Esdb3: 12:30pm On Apr 19, 2015
BERNARD SHAW while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:'God, that's for you.'





He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.





The man who built the Titanic




After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be.





With an ironic tone he said:




'Not even God can sink it'

The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic




Marilyn Monroe (Actress)

She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show.

He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.

After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:

'I don't need your God'.

A week later, she was found dead in her apartment


Bon Scott (Singer)

The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:


'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'.

On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.





Campinas (IN 2005)

In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend.....
The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:
'My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.'

She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here.....It's Already Full '
Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died, the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.


The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken




Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer) said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.

In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.


Many more important have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of God.





Many have died, but only God appeared again, and is still alive & around ..





'Great ..!!

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Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by newsomtin(m): 12:47pm On Apr 19, 2015
Esdb3:
BERNARD SHAW while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:'God, that's for you.'





He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.





The man who built the Titanic




After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be.





With an ironic tone he said:




'Not even God can sink it'

The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic




Marilyn Monroe (Actress)

She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show.

He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.

After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:

'I don't need your God'.

A week later, she was found dead in her apartment


Bon Scott (Singer)

The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:


'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'.

On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.





Campinas (IN 2005)

In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend.....
The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:
'My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.'

She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here.....It's Already Full '
Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died, the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.


The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken




Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer) said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.

In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.


Many more important have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of God.





Many have died, but only God appeared again, and is still alive & around ..





'Great ..!!
Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by imbless: 12:50pm On Apr 19, 2015
Fear God!
Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Nobody: 12:58pm On Apr 19, 2015
thy shall not use the name of thy "GOD" in vein!!
Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by johnydon22(m): 1:03pm On Apr 19, 2015
bernard shaw died at 32? hahahahahahaha this shows the lies and the extent y'all will go to concort lies for you stupendous beliefs...
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Bernard_Shaw

everything on the op is just some old fabricated lies we have seen manyvyears ago..

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Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by tartar9(m): 1:29pm On Apr 19, 2015
johnydon22:
bernard shaw died at 32? hahahahahahaha this shows the lies and the extent y'all will go to concort lies for you stupendous beliefs...
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Bernard_Shaw

everything on the op is just some old fabricated lies we have seen manyvyears ago..
God cursed him to get old quickly tongue

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Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Nobody: 1:31pm On Apr 19, 2015
Is it possible to go a day on NL without seeing a theist lie?

So people that say things eventually die!? Wow! shocked

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Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by johnydon22(m): 1:34pm On Apr 19, 2015
tartar9:
God cursed him to get old quickly tongue

hahahahahahahahahahaha i don die cheesy No be small thing oo guy
Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by plaetton: 1:55pm On Apr 19, 2015
johnydon22:
bernard shaw died at 32? hahahahahahaha this shows the lies and the extent y'all will go to concort lies for you stupendous beliefs...
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Bernard_Shaw

everything on the op is just some old fabricated lies we have seen manyvyears ago..

It shows, once again, that this esdb3 clown is another half-baked( nay, quarter-baked) product of Nigeria's discrepit educational system.

I hope he hides in shame from now on.

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Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by plaetton: 1:57pm On Apr 19, 2015
tartar9:
God cursed him to get old quickly tongue

Yeah.
That's a more reasonable theory.
grin

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Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by johnydon22(m): 1:58pm On Apr 19, 2015
plaetton:


It shows, once again, that this esdb3 clown is another half-baked( nay, quarter-baked) product of Nigeria's discrepit educational system.

I hope he hides in shame from now on.

If am the guy i would just deactivated my account... the shame too much

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Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by plaetton: 2:00pm On Apr 19, 2015
And God so loved Christians that ...
once in a while, church buildings collapse and kill tens and hundreds of Christians.

Don't mess with God.

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Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Esdb3: 4:52pm On Apr 19, 2015
johnydon22:


If am the guy i would just deactivated my account... the shame too much

Well you are not the guy and I don't think I saw that trash self. I cant reply him anymore so its late already.


And bruh that plaetton fool is a FOOL he lame as fvvvck.
Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Esdb3: 4:56pm On Apr 19, 2015
plaetton:


It shows, once again, that this esdb3 clown is another half-baked( nay, quarter-baked) product of Nigeria's discrepit educational system.

I hope he hides in shame from now on.

So I will say bernard shaw born 1856 and died 1950 was aged 32?. Wow you and Johnydon20 are really brillant folks stop talking about me no more you lameos mtcheww.

If you were not both dullards you will know it is not the same bernard duibs!!
Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by jamaicanoshu(m): 5:28pm On Apr 19, 2015
How come come the Japanese kicked out our god ? Then their country became rich!

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Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Esdb3: 8:07pm On Apr 19, 2015
jamaicanoshu:
How come come the Japanese kicked out our god ? Then their country became rich!

Ehn nw dumb Bleep. That is why till today hiroshima still feels the impact of the a-bomb. That is why an earth-quake of magnitude almost 9.1 hit them and caused them nuclear disasters. That is why they have a huge record of natural disasters. That is why they have the smallest diiiiicks in the world buhahaha. Do your homework boy.
Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Nobody: 12:03am On Apr 20, 2015
Esdb3:


.

The topic of this thread should be: The evangelism of fear.

I would also a few men and women of god who also met their timely death, but I won't name them, because I have regards for their family.

I know of a pastor that was killed in an air crash with all his family.

A pastors in Nigeria whose wife died.

Jesus, the so called son of god, was murdered by his enemies. The same happened to some of the disciples of Jesus.

A yoruba pastor in Nigeria whose church is based in Lagos died untimely.

A white garment church pastor also went without notice

A Brooklyn mega church pastor loses his first son to asthma in 2015.

A Filipino pastor died untimely in 2014.

The nigerian female pastor that died from that crash.

The nigerian pastors that was killed by a hit and run driver in 2014

What of That bishop that died in 2013?

The moral of my post is that bad things can happen to anybody!

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Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by davien(m): 12:08am On Apr 20, 2015
DProDG:
Is it possible to go a day on NL without seeing a theist lie?

So people that say things eventually die!? Wow! shocked
"Lying for jesus" is what it's called.

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Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Esdb3: 12:11am On Apr 20, 2015
theAtheist101:


The topic of this should be: The evangelism of fear.

I would also a few men and women of god who also met their timely death, but I won't name them, because I have regards for their family.

I know of a pastor that was killed in an air crash with all his family.

A pastors in Nigeria whose wife died.

Jesus, the so called son of god, was murdered by his enemies. The same happened to some of the disciples of Jesus.

A yoruba pastor in Nigeria whose church is based in Lagos died untimely.

A white garment church pastor also went without notice

A Brooklyn mega church pastor loses his first son to asthma in 2015.

A Filipino pastor died untimely in 2014.

The nigerian female pastor that died from that crash.

The nigerian pastors that was killed by a hit and run driver in 2014

What of That bishop that died in 2013?

The moral of my post is that bad things can happen to anybody!

What you dumb bleeps don't know is it is nt everyone that calls on God truly worships him. I aint gon reply y'all no more cos you are all just like chimps to me with the way you talk. The female nigerian pastor that died if you have eyes pls go and check out the way she dresses beffore she died. Tope alabi's father in the lord died some years ago,,, days later 'ifa priests came to lay claim on his body"

A very sound American female preacher the other day confessed to have been doint the lesbian thing and that she has been practicing secretly. Now if she died before she revealed that you and ur dull family of atheists will come here and say God is unfair. Mtchewww Bleep you all. We'll see where our paths leads to.
Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Nobody: 12:26am On Apr 20, 2015
Esdb3:


What you dumb bleeps don't know is it is nt everyone that calls on God truly worships him. I aint gon reply y'all no more cos you are all just like chimps to me with the way you talk. The female nigerian pastor that died if you have eyes pls go and check out the way she dresses beffore she died. Tope alabi's father in the lord died some years ago,,, days later 'ifa priests came to lay claim on his body"

A very sound American female preacher the other day confessed to have been doint the lesbian thing and that she has been practicing secretly. Now if she died before she revealed that you and ur dull family of atheists will come here and say God is unfair. Mtchewww Bleep you all. We'll see where our paths leads to.

Calm down and stop taking this thing personal. So you have chosen to deny these men because they failed to live long on this miserable earth. Isn't the goal of religion, heaven? That to me is a very quick passage to the ultimate goal. You should worship them for this feat.

Some men in that list were power men of god o! It is not in your place to judge if they were truly serving god or not, because you never knew them.

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Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Nobody: 12:47am On Apr 20, 2015
@OP - Let's not even dig deep into history.

“No Church In The Wild” is a song by Kanye & Jigga, which was a reference to there being no place for Christianity in the "WILD" where real stars like Kanye & Jigga inhabit.

They collaborated on the song with Frank Ocean who sings the hook, and recites the following lyrics:

Humans beings in a mob
What's mob to a king?
What's a king to a god?
What's a god to a non-believer?
Who don't believe in anything?

Pic 1: Kanye West, wearing shirt with Baphomet design performs with his mentor, Jigga.

Pic 2: Yeezus depicted as Jesus on Rolling Stone Cover.

Pic 3: Kanye West, driving a $1.7Million Mercedes Benz SLR Stirling Moss, has no trouble attracting the attention of his adoring followers.

Conclusion: If your fabricated & lily-livered god has any authority, these guys would have been long consumed by brimstones & fire.

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Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Esdb3: 1:07am On Apr 20, 2015
theAtheist101:


Calm down and stop taking this thing personal. So you have chosen to deny this men because they failed to live long on this miserable earth. Isn't the goal of religion, heaven? That to me is a very quick passage to the ultimate goal. You should worship them for this feat.

Some men in that list were power men of god o! It is not in your place to judge if they were truly serving god or not, because you never knew them.

Does your list include myles munroe? If yes go and read up on his heresies. I'm not judging them but when you try to talk things you have no insight on... You know what... Pele (yoruba for sorry) you don't believe there is God abi, good walk Ýour own path let me walk mine. We'll see where it leads to.
Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by johnydon22(m): 8:01am On Apr 20, 2015
Esdb3:


Does your list include myles munroe? If yes go and read up on his heresies. I'm not judging them but when you try to talk things you have no insight on... You know what... Pele (yoruba for sorry) you don't believe there is God abi, good walk Ýour own path let me walk mine. We'll see where it leads to.

hahahahahahhaha frustration grin

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Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Misogynist2014(m): 8:34am On Apr 20, 2015
Esdb3:
BERNARD SHAW while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:'God, that's for you.'





He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.





The man who built the Titanic




After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be.





With an ironic tone he said:




'Not even God can sink it'

The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic




Marilyn Monroe (Actress)

She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show.

He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.

After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:

'I don't need your God'.

A week later, she was found dead in her apartment


Bon Scott (Singer)

The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:


'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'.

On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.





Campinas (IN 2005)

In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend.....
The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:
'My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.'

She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here.....It's Already Full '
Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died, the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.


The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken




Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer) said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.

In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.


Many more important have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of God.





Many have died, but only God appeared again, and is still alive & around ..





'Great ..!!
Don't forget how Charles Darwin died, even Dawkins is presently suffering from an incurable disease.
Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by johnydon22(m): 8:40am On Apr 20, 2015
lol 170 people in T.B joshua's church...lol...add that to the list

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Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Nobody: 1:16pm On Apr 20, 2015
Esdb3:


Does your list include myles munroe? If yes go and read up on his heresies. I'm not judging them but when you try to talk things you have no insight on... You know what... Pele (yoruba for sorry) you don't believe there is God abi, good walk Ýour own path let me walk mine. We'll see where it leads to.

Was the only person on the list? I could easily add 100 more religious leaders to that list. Rumours are bound to surface when there is no one to disprove them. Even those that are alive are being lied against (the last elections is a very good example).

Just get it, there is no living thing on earth that does not experience bad things. What would you say of an animal that was killed by a car? Did he also commit heresies?

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Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Esdb3: 1:49pm On Apr 20, 2015
theAtheist101:


Was the only person on the list? I could easily add 100 more religious leaders to that list. Rumours are bound to surface when there is no one to disprove them. Even those that are alive are being lied against (the last elections is a very good example).

Just get it, there is no living thing on earth that does not experience bad things. What would you say of an animal that was killed by a car? Did he also commit heresies?

seriously animals, we want to discuss animals now? Do you understand the 'baa' of a sheep? If you don't don't ask me that question.
Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Esdb3: 1:51pm On Apr 20, 2015
johnydon22:


hahahahahahhaha frustration grin

Not frustration just tired of replying crazy people
Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by plaetton: 2:22pm On Apr 20, 2015
Esdb3:


Not frustration just tired of replying crazy people
I would have thought that shame would have killed you by Now, or at the least, restrained you from further making a fool of your self on this public forum.

After shamelessly lying about Bernard Shaw, you are still here blabbling like a drunken parot.
undecided

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Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Nobody: 2:27pm On Apr 20, 2015
Esdb3:


seriously animals, we want to discuss animals now? Do you understand the 'baa' of a sheep? If you don't don't ask me that question.


No. So what is baa of sheep? I searched Google, but everything I could see was some children poetry. Do forget to generalise it for all animals too.
Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Nobody: 4:17pm On Apr 20, 2015
imbless:
Fear God!

really? I've always said, 'the basis of religion is not faith, but fear.

meanwhile, for god so love the world that .... 3 pastors who prayed to him for safe journey when they boarded dana air, crashed and burnt to ashes. ....fear god grin grin

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Re: Don't Mess With God. Read This. by Esdb3: 11:35pm On Apr 20, 2015
theAtheist101:



No. So what is baa of sheep? I searched Google, but everything I could see was some children poetry. Do forget to generalise it for all animals too.

Lmfao!!! Rotfl!!!!! You searched that What I was saying is that " if you didn't know what the baa of sheep is" then we can't talk about animal deaths." Which in other words means if you don't know know what an animal says when it makes the **baa baa** souund or when a lion roars don't ask me about their death. You grab??

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